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MistressAlti
SINGLES CLUB

If you're looking for some e-romance, here's your chance.
cheese is funny
find a way to block leo... or all the ladies will be married to the same guy laugh.gif
Smallsam
HURRAH!
Look at me, Im single!
Jaq
I just wanna get hitched so I can have some e-children. laugh.gif
MistressAlti
>hangs nifty, cheesy 80's background made of light up hearts and an old guy in wings and a diaper up on wall<

Now we're all set, Sam!

Hi, I'm Missy Alti, and I'm single. (you thought I was gonna say "an alcoholic", didn't you??)
MistressAlti
QUOTE (cheese is funny @ Apr 6 2003, 04:20 PM)
find a way to block leo... or all the ladies will be married to the same guy laugh.gif

It's okay, I told Leo that Crissi was the last one for him.
Jaq
Hi MissyAlti! Don't worry, we're all single here. There's no judging.
craziness
hehe
i am sorta e-single....
LoLo
I would soooooo join this but I've got my e-man on excite.
cheese is funny
QUOTE (MistressAlti @ Apr 6 2003, 09:22 PM)
QUOTE (cheese is funny @ Apr 6 2003, 04:20 PM)
find a way to block leo... or all the ladies will be married to the same guy  laugh.gif

It's okay, I told Leo that Crissi was the last one for him.

i dunno... leos quite the guy... did i say that out loud? gay! WHAT? WHO SAID GAY? <runs away>
Smallsam
Hi, Im Sam! Im 16 and blonde and short, and I have grey eyes. I like chai, writing, drawing, and long walks on the beach. wink.gif
Im looking for a SWM seeking an e-companion!


Mmmm.... cheesiness...
MistressAlti
QUOTE (cheese is funny @ Apr 6 2003, 04:23 PM)
i dunno... leos quite the guy... did i say that out loud? gay! WHAT? WHO SAID GAY? <runs away>

I'm confused?
Jaq
I'm Jaq! I'm a 20 year-old SWF. I have a few different colours of hair and hazel eyes. I like to walk and talk and can often do both at the same time. Looking for a SM that I can add to my ever growing signature. Oh yeah, and companionship and friendship and blah blah blah. PM me!
MistressAlti
>sigh<
Here goes.
My name's Rachel, I'm a 17.5 year-old SWF with blue eyes, shoulder-length light brown hair and a weird personality. My talents include impersonating the Xena: Warrior Princess yell and writing unholy books of my sacred religion of Kumukan.
leopold
QUOTE (cheese is funny @ Apr 6 2003, 09:20 PM)
find a way to block leo... or all the ladies will be married to the same guy laugh.gif

laugh.gif ROFLMAO!!!!! laugh.gif

Somehow cheese, I dun think that's gonna happen! I don't think I'd ever get missy fer a start... or nummy, she's too inta you...

Anyways, I promise ta keep off the rest of the lay-deez. But watch out fer that inky, handsome devil that he is laugh.gif
Jaq
I think the male to female ratio isn't quite equal. No wonder there's so many of us single women folk!
Smallsam
lol. Thats why we're doubling up on guys like Leo...
cheese is funny
QUOTE (Jaq @ Apr 6 2003, 09:34 PM)
I think the male to female ratio isn't quite equal. No wonder there's so many of us single women folk!

sorry... id take a second lover... but im more then happy with who im with now... maybe someone will be gerbil's lover....
Jaq
QUOTE (cheese is funny @ Apr 6 2003, 09:36 PM)
maybe someone will be gerbil's lover....

Bite your tongue! Ow. Actually don't, I've done it, and it kind of hurts.
MistressAlti
QUOTE (leopold @ Apr 6 2003, 04:32 PM)
Somehow cheese, I dun think that's gonna happen! I don't think I'd ever get missy fer a start... or nummy, she's too inta you...

Anyways, I promise ta keep off the rest of the lay-deez. But watch out fer that inky, handsome devil that he is laugh.gif

Heh. Guess you're right about me, I don't do polygamy well.
But InKy ignored my profession of love for him in his glory thread... so I was heartbroken... oh well.
I e-drank myself stupid to forget. Damn hangover.
Smallsam
e-hangovers are the worst kind...

There there, Missy. Men are pigs. smile.gif
cheese is funny
QUOTE (MistressAlti @ Apr 6 2003, 09:37 PM)
QUOTE (leopold @ Apr 6 2003, 04:32 PM)
Somehow cheese, I dun think that's gonna happen!  I don't think I'd ever get missy fer a start...  or nummy, she's too inta you...

Anyways, I promise ta keep off the rest of the lay-deez.  But watch out fer that inky, handsome devil that he is  laugh.gif

Heh. Guess you're right about me, I don't do polygamy well.
But InKy ignored my profession of love for him in his glory thread... so I was heartbroken... oh well.
I e-drank myself stupid to forget. Damn hangover.

im sorry alti... <comforting hug for missyalti>
cheese is funny
QUOTE (Smallsam @ Apr 6 2003, 09:38 PM)
Men are pigs. smile.gif

hey hey... dont compare me to other men... im different... really... i am...
leopold
QUOTE (MistressAlti @ Apr 6 2003, 09:37 PM)
But InKy ignored my profession of love for him in his glory thread... so I was heartbroken... oh well.
I e-drank myself stupid to forget. Damn hangover.

That's cos Inky has been blinded by the trinity of crissi, lolo an crazi...

He's a damn fool fer ignorin ya Missy... a damn fool wink.gif
MistressAlti
>sniff< thanks, y'all.
Jaq
QUOTE (Smallsam @ Apr 6 2003, 09:38 PM)
There there, Missy. Men are pigs. smile.gif

I concur. wink.gif
cheese is funny
QUOTE (Jaq @ Apr 6 2003, 09:40 PM)
QUOTE (Smallsam @ Apr 6 2003, 09:38 PM)
There there, Missy. Men are pigs. smile.gif

I concur. wink.gif

leo, are we pigs? i dont think so...
Smallsam
Youre not a pig, youre a penguin...
CrissiLove
QUOTE (MistressAlti @ Apr 6 2003, 03:37 PM)
Heh. Guess you're right about me, I don't do polygamy well.
But InKy ignored my profession of love for him in his glory thread... so I was heartbroken... oh well.
I e-drank myself stupid to forget. Damn hangover.

aawwwww e-hangovers aren't enjoyed.... and I'm not so sure about the e-polygamy thing dry.gif lol *never was good at sharing bfs in person... not sure if I'm cut out to be any better at sharing e-bfs/fiances/husbands* LOL
cheese is funny
QUOTE (Smallsam @ Apr 6 2003, 09:42 PM)
Youre not a pig, youre a penguin...

ahaha, thank you
leopold
QUOTE (cheese is funny @ Apr 6 2003, 09:40 PM)
QUOTE (Jaq @ Apr 6 2003, 09:40 PM)
QUOTE (Smallsam @ Apr 6 2003, 09:38 PM)
There there, Missy. Men are pigs. smile.gif

I concur. wink.gif

leo, are we pigs? i dont think so...

No way man!

Fer all the single lay-dees - PP is a really great guy an anyone would be mad ta overlook that!
Jaq
Well, you know the motto of the Cubs. "What's mine is mine. What's yours is mine." Hmmm...I don't think I got that quite right.
leopold
QUOTE (CrissiLove @ Apr 6 2003, 09:42 PM)
aawwwww e-hangovers aren't enjoyed.... and I'm not so sure about the e-polygamy thing dry.gif lol *never was good at sharing bfs in person... not sure if I'm cut out to be any better at sharing e-bfs/fiances/husbands* LOL

LOL!

Crissi, jus go with it honey! You an Tara are rarely on at the same time, an there's plenty o me ta go round wink.gif laugh.gif
Smallsam
lol, It doesnt matter what the single gals think. PPs got himself a lady of his own. wink.gif

Although we all love him too, so Im pretty sure its all good...
MistressAlti
QUOTE (Jaq @ Apr 6 2003, 04:40 PM)
QUOTE (Smallsam @ Apr 6 2003, 09:38 PM)
There there, Missy. Men are pigs. smile.gif

I concur. wink.gif

Oh, men aren't so bad... just the ones that reject you are...
leopold
QUOTE (MistressAlti @ Apr 6 2003, 09:46 PM)
QUOTE (Jaq @ Apr 6 2003, 04:40 PM)
QUOTE (Smallsam @ Apr 6 2003, 09:38 PM)
There there, Missy. Men are pigs. smile.gif

I concur. wink.gif

Oh, men aren't so bad... just the ones that reject you are...

Missy, if I wus inky, I'd be over to ya in a flash, babe!

Next time he's on chat, I'm gunna go "oink" at him wink.gif
craziness
hi, my name is jessica aka jess aka jessie
i am 13 years old but i dun look it hehehe and i am not as innocent as i should be
i am insane.
Smallsam
Blah. Rejection.

I love you Missy! Because youre hot and Im shallow like a boy!
MistressAlti
QUOTE (leopold @ Apr 6 2003, 04:50 PM)
Missy, if I wus inky, I'd be over to ya in a flash, babe!

Next time he's on chat, I'm gunna go "oink" at him wink.gif

>rueful laugh< "Oink"?
craziness
QUOTE (Smallsam @ Apr 6 2003, 04:51 PM)
Blah. Rejection.

I love you Missy! Because youre hot and Im shallow like a boy!

LMAO!!!!!!!!
Jaq
QUOTE (craziness @ Apr 6 2003, 09:51 PM)
hi, my name is jessica aka jess aka jessie
i am 13 years old but i dun look it hehehe and i am not as innocent as i should be
i am insane.

Hee hee. That reminds me of my disastorous interview on Friday. They forgot my name called me Jessie at the end. Blarg.
cheese is funny
QUOTE (craziness @ Apr 6 2003, 09:51 PM)
hi, my name is jessica aka jess aka jessie
i am 13 years old but i dun look it hehehe and i am not as innocent as i should be
i am insane.

she could easily pass for someone that is 16, older and much better looking and smarter then your average 13 year old, quite the catch
LoLo
If it makes you feel better Missy......Inky says on chat a lot I wish Missy could come on here. I think we just take his time up in the chatroom, but he doesn Luver you!
MistressAlti
QUOTE (Smallsam @ Apr 6 2003, 04:51 PM)
Blah. Rejection.

I love you Missy! Because youre hot and Im shallow like a boy!

biggrin.gif You're a funny, funny girl.
Smallsam
QUOTE
  biggrin.gif You're a funny, funny girl.


Dankee, its my job. smile.gif
MistressAlti
I don't think there are any single men on the forum. Not right now, anyway. Hopefully they show up later.
Smallsam
We should go round them up.
With dogs and lassos.
And maybe some whips, to add a little kink.

Or maybe just tampons! A lot of guys are terrified of tampons. I duct taped one to my diary, and now my brother doesnt go anywhere near it.
LoLo
Just curious if Mistress caught what I wrote earlier. tongue.gif
cheese is funny
QUOTE (Smallsam @ Apr 6 2003, 10:08 PM)
Or maybe just tampons! A lot of guys are terrified of tampons. I duct taped one to my diary, and now my brother doesnt go anywhere near it.

why is that scary?
MistressAlti
QUOTE (LoLo @ Apr 6 2003, 05:09 PM)
Just curious if Mistress caught what I wrote earlier. tongue.gif

I hadn't noticed it until you said something, LoLo... sorry, I didn't mean to ignore what you'd said...

He does? Really?
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