SINGLES CLUB

If you're looking for some e-romance, here's your chance.

find a way to block leo... or all the ladies will be married to the same guy

HURRAH!
Look at me, Im single!

I just wanna get hitched so I can have some e-children.

>hangs nifty, cheesy 80's background made of light up hearts and an old guy in wings and a diaper up on wall<

Now we're all set, Sam!

Hi, I'm Missy Alti, and I'm single. (you thought I was gonna say "an alcoholic", didn't you??)

It's okay, I told Leo that Crissi was the last one for him.

Hi MissyAlti! Don't worry, we're all single here. There's no judging.

hehe
i am sorta e-single....

I would soooooo join this but I've got my e-man on excite.

i dunno... leos quite the guy... did i say that out loud? gay! WHAT? WHO SAID GAY? <runs away>

Hi, Im Sam! Im 16 and blonde and short, and I have grey eyes. I like chai, writing, drawing, and long walks on the beach.
Im looking for a SWM seeking an e-companion!


Mmmm.... cheesiness...

I'm confused?

I'm Jaq! I'm a 20 year-old SWF. I have a few different colours of hair and hazel eyes. I like to walk and talk and can often do both at the same time. Looking for a SM that I can add to my ever growing signature. Oh yeah, and companionship and friendship and blah blah blah. PM me!

>sigh<
Here goes.
My name's Rachel, I'm a 17.5 year-old SWF with blue eyes, shoulder-length light brown hair and a weird personality. My talents include impersonating the Xena: Warrior Princess yell and writing unholy books of my sacred religion of Kumukan.

ROFLMAO!!!!!

Somehow cheese, I dun think that's gonna happen! I don't think I'd ever get missy fer a start... or nummy, she's too inta you...

Anyways, I promise ta keep off the rest of the lay-deez. But watch out fer that inky, handsome devil that he is

I think the male to female ratio isn't quite equal. No wonder there's so many of us single women folk!

lol. Thats why we're doubling up on guys like Leo...

sorry... id take a second lover... but im more then happy with who im with now... maybe someone will be gerbil's lover....

Bite your tongue! Ow. Actually don't, I've done it, and it kind of hurts.

Heh. Guess you're right about me, I don't do polygamy well.
But InKy ignored my profession of love for him in his glory thread... so I was heartbroken... oh well.
I e-drank myself stupid to forget. Damn hangover.

e-hangovers are the worst kind...

There there, Missy. Men are pigs.

im sorry alti... <comforting hug for missyalti>

hey hey... dont compare me to other men... im different... really... i am...

That's cos Inky has been blinded by the trinity of crissi, lolo an crazi...

He's a damn fool fer ignorin ya Missy... a damn fool

>sniff< thanks, y'all.

I concur.

leo, are we pigs? i dont think so...

Youre not a pig, youre a penguin...

aawwwww e-hangovers aren't enjoyed.... and I'm not so sure about the e-polygamy thing lol *never was good at sharing bfs in person... not sure if I'm cut out to be any better at sharing e-bfs/fiances/husbands* LOL

ahaha, thank you

No way man!

Fer all the single lay-dees - PP is a really great guy an anyone would be mad ta overlook that!

Well, you know the motto of the Cubs. "What's mine is mine. What's yours is mine." Hmmm...I don't think I got that quite right.

LOL!

Crissi, jus go with it honey! You an Tara are rarely on at the same time, an there's plenty o me ta go round

lol, It doesnt matter what the single gals think. PPs got himself a lady of his own.

Although we all love him too, so Im pretty sure its all good...

Oh, men aren't so bad... just the ones that reject you are...

Missy, if I wus inky, I'd be over to ya in a flash, babe!

Next time he's on chat, I'm gunna go "oink" at him

hi, my name is jessica aka jess aka jessie
i am 13 years old but i dun look it hehehe and i am not as innocent as i should be
i am insane.

Blah. Rejection.

I love you Missy! Because youre hot and Im shallow like a boy!

>rueful laugh< "Oink"?

LMAO!!!!!!!!

Hee hee. That reminds me of my disastorous interview on Friday. They forgot my name called me Jessie at the end. Blarg.

she could easily pass for someone that is 16, older and much better looking and smarter then your average 13 year old, quite the catch

If it makes you feel better Missy......Inky says on chat a lot I wish Missy could come on here. I think we just take his time up in the chatroom, but he doesn Luver you!

You're a funny, funny girl.

Dankee, its my job.

I don't think there are any single men on the forum. Not right now, anyway. Hopefully they show up later.

We should go round them up.
With dogs and lassos.
And maybe some whips, to add a little kink.

Or maybe just tampons! A lot of guys are terrified of tampons. I duct taped one to my diary, and now my brother doesnt go anywhere near it.

Just curious if Mistress caught what I wrote earlier.

why is that scary?

I hadn't noticed it until you said something, LoLo... sorry, I didn't mean to ignore what you'd said...

He does? Really?