Here's a neat little game I've played with friend when Irun out of batteries in the middle of noware, It's called "The Neverending Story" The Rules Are simple,A person writes a sentence, then the next person has to write a sentence that goes with the first sentence, All posters are limited to ONE sentence per post. Sounds simple enough, so lets begin

"Once upon a time, there was a platypus named Russ"

who had evolved into a normal duck

One day, Russ decided to venture into the Yukon

where he met a koala bear named jethro

Jethro introduced Russ to his cult

where they sacrificed baby deer to there god television

When Russ tried this, he did it wrong, and the cult members were angry

but seeing as he wasnt a baby deer they werent allowed to sacrifice them so they devised a different punishment

"which was to watch big brother for seventy two hours in a basket of fleas"

Russ slowly went insane.

He went and brought a dog

The dog bit him so he contracted rabies this was very sad

so Jethro threw the dog into a lake of jelly beans

The dog ate all the jelly beans untill he was free

unfortunatly the jelly beans conatined a deadly psychokinetic virus

And soon he dropped down dead.

the funeral was expensive

Russ went bankrupt

so to get money russ decided to sell tacos, burritos, and rubber duckies

he was then arrested by the feds for

not having a duck lisience

soon, Russ found himself in jail

And began to plan his cunning escape

with the help of some winged monkeys

he contacted jethro

who by this point was blind drunk

And they concieved a plan to make his great escape

an escape in which the flying monkeys would take him from the prison to the home of the wicked witch of the west for which he would have to do her a grand favor of

becoming a concubine

but that failed so Russ...

begun an elaberate plot to rob el presidente bush's teddy bair "nukie"

using balloons, double sided tape and paperclips

and it was all going to plan

until a mass of static from the balloons...

caused the awakening of cthulhu

who happened to be the brother of pedro the agitated squirrel

who was a hoodlum of Pablo The Croatian Drug Lord

Who knew this guy, who was related to a guy named mik who was king of the forest and could command forest squirrels.







(BmB joke...kinda)

then gfish smote him and the squirells (see squirell thread)

...and all was well in the forest...until out of the pink mist sprung a giant tortoise named Hashmir!!!

so to defeat the tortoise menace, Lord Jack The Fierce came riding on his white stallion

but unfortunately, Lord Jack the Fierce was far too fierce in his prime so now his face is brutally hideous which is why he wears a jackelope head over his own...and he only has one leg.

So they gave him some whiskey and sent him on his way

and the rest was history

much like my last relationship and soon squirrels because i'm gonna smite them with my smitemaster

and then Russ made a ceramic cat

which had eyes made of Onyx with an infusion of sodium nitrate and baking soda in the depths of the eyes.

its main purpose was to start the apocalypse

so Lo Pan stole it

and planed to sell it to the latvarian ruler