lets wipe out all the evil squirells that threaten to remove my head

together we can beat them

who's with me?

I am.
Lets bash the squirrels!
WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DIE SQUIRRELS DIE.

good the army has begun

JUST GIVE ME MY SQUIRREL BASHING TITLE.
Preferably General or something higher.

lord high squirell cruncher

can we eliminate all the gross dead birds along with the squirllies??? PLEASE?

im sure a catapult would fix this problem right up...

Squirrels are cute. I want an army now to defend the poor squirrels!

When I was young, my grandfather caught a squirrel in a big cage. He gave the squirrel to my brother.... It took a while for my dad to convince my brother that, as much as he loved the squirrel, it was better to let the squirrel go back home (to the park... hehe).

PS: How in the world do little squirrels try to take your head off?

crissi, im sure a catapult or two would help you defend the squirrels...

squirrel pet? my god... i think you might have replaced the pet rock as pet fad of the century....

PS, i wondered that as well...

hehe I'm ordering the catapults now....

Did you know that squirrels often steal cigarettes? They curiously pick up dropped fag ends, become addicted to nicotine, then go in search of more. It's even been known for them to work cooperatively - a few distract a person, and while they're not looking one sneaks up an pinches their pack of fags.

100% Fact

just dont let them get the oportunity

they'll kill you and your whole family in their sleep

i. HATE. squirrels
erradicating them though? maybe going a bit too far..... then again, they ARE squirrels. i'm in! "

www.deadsquirrel.com

and no, it's not pictures of dead squirrels

good i'm building another army

mom must be so proud

Squirrels are evil
the damn fluffy tail taunts me

S A V E T H E S Q U I R R E L S

KILL THE SQUIRRELS

*ordering more catapults*

Or better yet... let's just capture the people who are trying to kill the squirrels, tie them up, and then let the squirrels get them! hehe JJ

fee wouldnt let you do that to me

would you

Doesn't look like anyone else read Mr. Fuzzy's post, but I did. And I laughed. Boy howdy!

Squirrels are nice nice. They're the second cutest rodents that I know of.

Brown squirrel brown squirrel
Shake your bushy tail
Brwn squirrel brown squirrel
Shake your bushy tail
Take a peanut in your hand
AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR NOSE!
Brown squirrel brown squirrel
Shake your bushy tail.

so you can kill the grey ones then

seeing as you like the brown ones

and seeing as the grey ones kill the broen ones steal there nuts and burn there villages

well ok they dont burn the villages but apart from that its true

so if you want to save YOUR SQUIRELLS you have to kill the grey ones

down with SQUIRELLS

SQUIRRELS TAUNT MY INNER BEAST WITH THEIR GOD DAMN FLUFFY TAILS I JUST WANT TO CHASE AND BITE THEM. GRRRRRRRR
DOWN WITH SQUIRRELS

i HATE them!.... so much me and my friend now refer to anything thats bad as "F**king SKVIRRELS!!!!!!"
the evil little b**t*rds.... *chases one out of room with custom-made squirrel catcher*
and you know THE worst thing about them? theyve got the world thinking theyre CUTE!! grr snarl stab.... im a friend of ANYone gonna destroy em...

Oh yeah, and did u hear about that guy that got killed by one- cause he amde a hat with bird feeders on it, walked into some forest and a squirrel jumped on his head and killed him!

(would i try and make you believe that if it wasnt true?)

I did read Mr. Fuzzy's post, and that is funny!

No, Prez.... Fee and I wouldn't do that to you.... Just everyone else who tries to kill the cute little squirrels! hehe Fee said that maybe if you have to watch the squirrels attacking everyone else who tries to kill them, that maybe you will back off and leave 'em alone.... hehe

the squirells attack me

its self defence

I guess Fee and I can't get upset at somebody defending himself.... But you only attack the specific squirrels that attack you first...? hehe

yeah only the evil ones


squirells = evil

all squirells

yay

try attacking them with catapults...

Not all squirrels are evil....

i know crissi.. get more catapults and protect them...

*nodding* I will..... *determined to protect the poor little squirrels*

i have yet to meet a good squirell

ergo all squirells must be like the ones who lived in the tree of ultimate evil

There are some good squirrels out there! Even Fee likes squirrels.... If you kill all of the squirrels, she's going to cry.... You can't want Fee to cry!

I'll get her a car

She can't be bought off! hehe

My dad shoots squirrels spontaneously and then feeds them to my dog...*strokes Bobbin* quite bloody really i think this all started when i found one in my backyard which happens to be timber and started throwing walnuts at it, in turn it hissed and fluffed its sinister bushy tail at me...stupid squirrels...so i let my dog loose and it killed it very nicely yes but anyways i agree with you all, squirrels are evil and evil are squirrels.

ok and the malibu dream house

and i'll finish the story

final offer

Fee says she will happily take your offer, but only if you agree to just kill the squirrels that you can prove are evil--on an individual basis....

ok and thanks to my brand new smiting industries evil detector that should be no problem

Yay!!! She's happy!

and due to the inherit evil in everything so should i

DIE EVIL SQUIRRELS THEY DRIVE ME AND MY DOG NUTS. NOT TO MENTION THEY BROKE A BIRD FEEDER I MADE.
GOD DAMN SQUIRRELS

there even attacking the lives of innocent birds how can anyone allow the madness to ensue

hmmmm....i agree....they look so cute and fluffy, but you just know, when their beady eyes look at you, that they're evilll....death to the abominations.

even the fairy's are on my side

take that squirells

i'm gonna bombard them with air-to-squirrel pie bombs (equipped with the latest fur-tracking technology)
hehe carnage...

fairy have a smitemaster

for the war

now a multi-weapon machine....woo