it also picks locks

well i say pick they really just make them go away

but they also have a built in evil detector

ooooay now this i like...so when i point it at gherkins it'll work on them too??

it can blow up everything

also it deteects evil in everything

due to the inherit evil in us all

so, really, it could potentially wipe everything out??















......oooooooo

Before I am tempted to use the remote control, Fee and I am leaving.... lol Try to not cause too much destruction.... JJ

Actually, can ya jus get the grey ones? Those guys really are nasty, they came over here an almost wiped out our lovely red ones.

RED SQUIRRELS MUST LIVE!

But the grey ones can go...

ill join your army crissi!(so long as i dont have to hurt anyone)

ok leo you can kill the grey ones no problem

oh the remote

damn

forgot about that one

(and none of the new folk in matazone will have any idea what me and crissi are going on about so. ho hum)

HOLD IT! You blokes need weapons if you're going to go up against squirrels.

*takes out a huge crate full of weapons*

This contains

>A BFG 10K(that's mine)
>20 BFG 9ks
>10 Plasma Rifles
>20 Shotguns
>40 Claymores
>10 Rocket Launchers

Take your pick. Or your shovel.

*hefts the Big F_cking Gun 10k and belts on a claymore*

thanks bu ti have my smitemaster

also anyone joining my holy crusade against squirells gets one to

as well as a dead squirell bumper sticker

Well, I already have me claymore and me BFG10k.

but not a smitemaster from smiting industries

A BFG10k easily blows the piss out of anything. It even has a sticker on the side.


And a claymore is good for hacking the head off of a squirrel and then watching the blood flow from its severed stump.

as much as i would like to indulge in my heritage the claymore just doesnt work for me i'm afraid but use all the weapons you wish in the holy war against the squirells

I just don't know which side to take... I'll just sit in the corner and watch.

HELL yes! though, claymores hang from things, i don't reckon they'd be much good for hacking etc...
you know what we need? some real american sunshine to light things up

a message to all squirells

i hate you so very very much, the device has been completed and soon my crappy little town shall be squirell free so i suggest you gto find those nuts you buried and eat them now.

because in 30 mins

your nutz wont matter anymore

mwahahaha...the time of reckoning is near...and the final judgement draws nigh...are any wise enough to flee the nutty bait of the device?
behold, the four badgers draw nigh!!

my town is now a squirell free zone

next the nation

and next tuesday

THE WORLD

NO! if your going to smite the nations squirrels then you must smite ME first! and if you smite me then youll have to deal with my kryssie darling! so bleh!

>_< i think your going to confuse peple when u say Kryssie... there is also Crissi here.. so yah *giggles* >_<

yeah i have big problem smiting you

crissi is not in the same nation as me

hell i dont even think your in the same nation as me so shoo

YAY
*hops into armor and starts it up revealing super amped guns and lasers*
HASTA LAVISTA SQUIRRELYS

thats the spirit

i think there's an overpopulation of squirrels...

an extreemly dangerous over population

*thinks there is an overpopulation of people who wish harm for all of the squirrels* JJ

i personally dont think that could ever happen

AMEN PREZGFISH

everyone will be glad to know that smiting industries lunar omega smite cannon has been fixed and updated it now only smites squirells and will be fully operational in 12 hours

smiting industries the company that cares

*putting my hands on my hips* Okay, where do I go to report animal cruelty?

you can't smite us if we smite you first!!!!

MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
*scampers off for the Army O' Squirrels*

[but actually, my name is from being terrified of these 'killer squirrels' my brothers made up when i was little and i just kinda felt it was my duty to post here...]

but still...*continues in the gathering of the infantry*

ahh squirell

in the sacred anti squirell thread

crap they know they know

but you cant get me on the moon

but i can get you

(cue maniacle laughter)

*tosses gernade at squirrel and blows it up*
PROBLEM SOLVED

Methinks we should all love the bushy-tailed little critter

*picks up sjbbandgeek and sets them outside of room while still in armored suit*

*summons squrells to flee the scene and prepare to make our plot against these obviously Yakist things

*shoots gernade after and bombs you*

If you fear squirrels, never go here.

your petty grenades and missiles cannot harm me for squirrels are a bit like cockroaches....only so much cooler

*high 5's sjbbandgeek*
*jumps up for the moon*

i'm comin prez-ey, prez-ey, prez-ey....MUHAHAHAH

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

*jumps up to pull killer down by his feet*

don't...attack...my...fearless...leader...

wah ha ha ha hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha wha ha ha! HA!

let them come

all shall be smote

my evil army of imps are ready for any invasion.

we repelled the sloths the koalas and the nine-toed badgers

do you think that the squirell legions will have any hope against the might of Smiting Industries™

the omega cannon is fully charged the end is soon squirells.

surrender now and you may live as slaves and genetic specimans

attack and none of your race shall survive

--i'ma girl:) and i doubt you'd be able to reach me all the way up at the moon so nanny nanny boo boo*sticks out tongue*



wellll...are squirrels sloths, koalas or nine-toed badgers? nooo...so we shall prevail!

Smiting Industries™...psh...squirrels are better fighters than your silly 'machines'...just becuase you have big fancy names doesn't mean they don't suck. 'sides, alls we'd have to do is gnaw through some wires and BAM...you're defenseless.


*charges braveheart style*

Woooo hooooooo! Go, killersquirrel! hehe Squirrels should surrender to become slaves? Doubtful.... Squirrels have their pride, you know.... lol

not so much pride as crazy stubbornness(is that a word? oh well...)

ooo someone dares challenge the might of Smiting Industries™ where even the janitors have the ability to kill you 24 different ways with a carrot.

and are you seriously trying to say that the squirells are a match for the nine toed badgers there twice the size of you for jebus sakes

and no mere rodent can match the power of a smitemaster™ the ultimate in smiting technology™

just look for the smiting inside logo and you'll know it was designed to hurt thing for my amusement

but anyway the imps have already captured interegated and executed your advance scouts i've been informed they died semi-nobley and that there fur is now being turned into blankets for the baby imps

because we here at smiting industries™ promote recycling

because if the world ends who would we torment then.

oh and one question

Grey or Red Squirell?

I'm going out to bomb squirrels back soon.
*goes off in armor suit with fresh ammo and destroys squirrels*

leave the chipmunks. they're funny.

were only killing squirells