My friend just emailed this to me...as far as I know, even though this is a 'humorous' email, all the factoids contained are 100% true....

RESUME
George W. Bush
The White House, USA
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE
LAW ENFORCEMENT: I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine in 1976
for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine,
and
had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record
has been "lost" and is not available.
MILITARY: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I
refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use.
By
joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in
Vietnam.
COLLEGE: I graduated from Yale University. I was a cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas in 1975.
I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas.! The
company
went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal
that took land using taxpayer money.
With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil
industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected Governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR:
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies,
making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most
smog-ridden city in America.
I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of
billions in borrowed money.
I set the record for the most executions by any Governor in
American history.
With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida, and my
father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after
losing by over 500,000 votes.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of
over one billion dollars per week.
I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S.
Treasury.
I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S.
history.
I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in
any 12-month period.
I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of
the U.S.stock market.
I am the first president in U.S. history to enter office with a
criminal record.
I set the the all-time record for most days on vacation in any
one year period.
After taking-off the entire month of August, I presided over the
worst security failure in U.S.history.
I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker
Buster," a WMD.
In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about our reasons for
attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.
I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S.
president.
In my first year in office over 2-million Americans lost their
jobs and that trend continues every month.
I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month
period.
I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any
President in U.S.history.
I set the record for least amount of press conferences than any
President since the advent of television.
I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and
refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was
revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a
cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in war
time.
I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people)
shattering
the
record for protest against any person i! n the history of mankind.
I've broken more international treaties than any president in U.S.
history.
I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire,"
Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
I am the first president in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,
pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign
nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of
U.S.
citizens, and the world community.
I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest
bureaucracy in the history of the United States government .
I am the first president in U.S. history to have the United
Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. prisoners of war"
detainees) and thereby have refused to abide by the G! eneva Convention.
I am the first president in history to refuse United Nations
Election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the
most corporate campaign donations.
My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best
friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy
fraud in U.S.history. My political party used the Enron private jets and
corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court
during my election decision. I have protected my friends at Enron and
Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money
was
spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent
investigating one of the biggest corporate ripoffs in history.
I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade
Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated
country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
I am first president in history to have a majority of Europeans
(71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
security.
I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be
Awarded government contracts.
I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin
Laden and Saddam Hussein to justice.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now in my
father's library, sealed, and unavailable for public view.
All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President,
attended
regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable
for
public review.
Please consider my experience when voting in 2004 - Send this to
every voter you know.





**note from GoW: a few of my friends and I have decided that if, by some crazy, screwed-up chance of fate or cheating, GW gets re-elected next year....we're all moving to Canada. **

and people wonder why I dont trust or stand behind my gov...

You from Texas hon?

(btw, i ADORE your av just had to let you know)

I think it'd be really, REALLY cool if everyone who got this in their email printed it out and posted it all over their town....lol....I'm not usually very politically-minded, but this president is a special case.

nope..Utah...I meant Gov as in Goverment... but i have a cuz in texas

(and thank you! )
(one more edit...can you send this to me at werequeen@japan.com ? I want to forward it and all...)

Oh yes, that just looks like something somebody would write on their resume....... *rolls eyes* This is not humorous, it's lame! Nobody writes that stuff on a resume, and I frankly, don't give a crap about the bloody president. "effer"

Bah, sorry folks. It is funny, and ironic and all that. I just had some form of mood swing. But can you blame me? I'm a teenage girl! I appologize for my whorishness.

And what a thing for a noob like me to say *shakes head*

Clinton is no angel either. I am not even going to begin to discuss bush w. anyone on this forum.

Anyopne who says he did drugs but did not inhale is an idiot. Granted Clinton had ups and downs, more ups I would say.

In my personal opinion Clinton was a low-down, treacherous, scum-bag psychopath who shoulda been hung for high treason. We all have our opinions on world leaders.

Regardless of the fact he was a democrat, you do have do give him credit for one thing. Warping his messed up genes into one pretty good looking daughter.

My distaste for him is not just because he is democrat. I think he is a blackhearted pandering psycho (who cares nothing about america) and I would have disliked him even if he was republican.

Like I dislike Nixon.

The democrat part was a joke

I'm not one, alright, that joke sucked.

Why do you hate Clinton, what do yoiu have pointing towards he cares nothing about America?

it's things like that resume that make my favorite phrase "it's funny cause it's true". (i KNOW it isn't a real resume, but the facts in there are true. which makes it even funnier and a bit more disturbing)


and psycho? just wondering, where did THAT come from?

i know this topic has nothing to do with clinton, but i just have to ask that...

I am not getting into a discussing on any presidents with anyone in here unless someone PMs me and is:

1. a libertarian
2. a right winger
3. neither left wing nor right wing
4. an objectivist
5. thinks clinton is an @rse
6. Thinks i am the bee's knees

Gerbil, who is psycho here?(wait never mind now I get it)

Zesty, I qualify as a libertarian. although not the norm of that group. But a discussion of presidents past does seem futile, as opposed to current issues now.

One of my favorite libertarians is Jay Severin. He has a radio talk show out of Boston. He is a very smart man who can argue anybody to the ground.

My favorite right winger is Bill O'Reily, just because sometimes he gets me so aggrivated.

I used to like Bill O'reily. On many levels I still like Bill O'reily.

My problem with him is that he will put absolutely anyone on his show just so he can shoot them down.

Hate if this is a me too post but I must agree.

Edlover: Sure be glad to!

Zesty: I have to agree with Gerbs....where the hell did this whole "clinton was a jerkoff who was terrible for America" thing come from? You live in this country, and you're old enough to have felt the ups and downs that have come from the last two presidents (meaning the current one and the previous one), so how could you say that he did nothing good for America?

I'm not even gonna start an argument, but I just have to say that you're not posting anything on topic here. If you and Sir Max want to get into a Libertarian discussion, please start your own topic about it. (Apologies to all Mods for my pseudo-modding here, but it's entirely skewed from the reasons for this Topic)

Sir Max: thank you for being aware of the realities of our last president Yeah he had his bad points, but who doesn't? His good points at least outweighed his bad points, which (shifting back on-topic) our current president could NEVER claim.....the man is evil. Grrrrr....

It does seem like Zesty and I are sparring alot.

Goddess of Whee: Like i said, I have a lot of things to say about what Clinton did wrong (and he did a lot of bad stuff intentionally when he was president). However, I am not going to get involved in a discussion in here with anyone about it unless they meet my standards in that list I posted a while back AND it is in the confines of a PM.

Therefore you need not worry about me discussing Clinton any further in this thread. I only mentioned him to make my point that some people like Bush OK but couldn't stand clinton. I would not even bother replying to this message if you truly want the Clinton discussion to come to an end.

el fin.

Must...resist...urge...to blast...Clinton...and...throw bombs and/or Molentolv cocktails...at...Emperor Shrub.

It's reasons like this I'm an anarchist (not the bombs, Shrub's "achievements").

I have many opinions on Goerge Bush, but all I can say is... You(meaning americans, I hate making generilastions) voted for him, you better accept it untill it's election time again. He looks like a monkey, and I won't stop saying it,I don't care if it doesn't make a difference what he looks like.

Ocean!

I didn't vote for him. Damn I hate democracy. And this is bad democracy, not even following majority.

america is a republic.

Quite aware, but a democratic republic. The congress represents the rpublic side, the presidency is much more ademocracy concept. Even in a democracy it is necessary to have someone to make split-second decisions that ould take an assembly too long. This is the job of the president. He is chosen democratically (more or less), hence the term democray in the executive is warranted.

I knew as soon as I posted that that would be brought up. Thank you my sparring partner for answering my thought!

your welcome. I try not to be a nuisance w. my reality checks. Although sometimes i think i am