i improved this totally sweet movie in a chatrrom with Cand and SHelly. KRys was there for the beginning, but shelly wasnt.
anyways, here it is.
LuVmeAlways181 (7:58:20 PM): i feel like i've stepped into a second rate pirate movie
candiita (7:58:20 PM): The c*ckmongers.
LuVmeAlways181 (7:58:21 PM): lol
nerfi1337 (7:58:29 PM): lol
nerfi1337 (7:58:38 PM): you can be the ninja
LuVmeAlways181 (7:58:46 PM): :-P
nerfi1337 (7:58:46 PM): who is a traitor to ninjakind
candiita (7:58:50 PM): Can I be a milkmaid?
nerfi1337 (7:58:51 PM): and has an affair with a pirate
LuVmeAlways181 (7:58:56 PM): me? never!
nerfi1337 (7:58:56 PM): yes
candiita (7:58:57 PM): I don't know why, but I think it should have a milkmaid.
LuVmeAlways181 (7:58:59 PM): i wont be taken alove!
nerfi1337 (7:59:00 PM): namely helga
LuVmeAlways181 (7:59:02 PM): alive*
LuVmeAlways181 (7:59:05 PM): *runs away*
nerfi1337 (7:59:07 PM): ill take you alove!
LuVmeAlways181 (7:59:12 PM): :-P
nerfi1337 (7:59:18 PM): and krys
LuVmeAlways181 (7:59:23 PM): hm?
nerfi1337 (7:59:25 PM): your having an affair with a pirate
LuVmeAlways181 (7:59:37 PM): really? i didnt know that
nerfi1337 (7:59:41 PM): namely me, since i was going to origianlly say Cand, but shes a milkmaid
candiita (7:59:44 PM): Gives new meaning to the phrase "shiver me timbers."
nerfi1337 (7:59:51 PM): lmfao!
nerfi1337 (8:00:13 PM): alright
nerfi1337 (8:00:15 PM): scene one
nerfi1337 (8:00:27 PM): Cand, your delivering milk to the ninjas
nerfi1337 (8:00:40 PM): you know about our secret affair, because your orchestrating the whole thing
candiita (8:00:52 PM): Yep. Those ninjas need their calcium.
candiita (8:00:59 PM): Can't sneak about without strong bones.
nerfi1337 (8:01:11 PM): you deliver the milk, but being allied with the ninjas you tip them off to what krys is doing
nerfi1337 (8:01:30 PM): they then call krys to trial
nerfi1337 (8:01:37 PM): and the pirates steal the Gavel!
nerfi1337 (8:01:42 PM): (me)
nerfi1337 (8:01:53 PM): then the judge takes off his wig and mask
nerfi1337 (8:01:57 PM): revealing to be a pirate
nerfi1337 (8:02:00 PM): and the pirates
nerfi1337 (8:02:03 PM): attack the ninjas
nerfi1337 (8:02:25 PM): and the ninjas are all like "holy crap! im going to crap my pants! ahh!"
LuVmeAlways181 (8:02:26 PM): ok? well, im outie.. imma call my dad
(8:02:29 PM) LuVmeAlways181 has left the room.
(8:02:32 PM) werewolf3361 has entered the room.
candiita (8:02:40 PM): Hiya Werewolf
nerfi1337 (8:04:00 PM): then they all run away
nerfi1337 (8:04:07 PM): then you serve milk to the pirates
nerfi1337 (8:04:18 PM): being sea scurvy ridden pirates
nerfi1337 (8:04:23 PM): they need the millk
nerfi1337 (8:04:25 PM): and thats the end
nerfi1337 (8:04:31 PM): but since my ninja lover left
nerfi1337 (8:04:38 PM): ill have to play both roles
nerfi1337 (8:04:40 PM): ok
nerfi1337 (8:04:42 PM): ACTION!
candiita (8:04:44 PM): lol
that was the intro to the movie, where i explained what it was about
nerfi1337 (8:04:47 PM): (your line first cand)
nerfi1337 (8:04:58 PM): (doorbell rings to the secret ninja stronghold)
nerfi1337 (8:05:08 PM): (door is answered by a ninja)
nerfi1337 (8:05:12 PM): go!
nerfi1337 (8:05:16 PM): *()
candiita (8:05:16 PM): I don't really feel like it at the moment. Sorry, STD.
nerfi1337 (8:05:20 PM): oh
nerfi1337 (8:05:20 PM): ok
nerfi1337 (8:05:24 PM): ill play all three roles then
nerfi1337 (8:05:37 PM): *breaths deep*
nerfi1337 (8:05:39 PM): *ring*
nerfi1337 (8:05:46 PM): ninja: hi?
nerfi1337 (8:05:59 PM): helga: your milk deliv'ry ish here!
nerfi1337 (8:06:13 PM): helga: come one big boys! come get shome milk from 'elga!
werewolf3361 (8:06:19 PM): *blink blink* riiiiiiiiiight...................
nerfi1337 (8:06:53 PM): (ninjas all maul Helga, who once visible again is revealed to be now shriveled, but rapidly filling again(
nerfi1337 (8:06:54 PM): ))
nerfi1337 (8:07:04 PM): (scene cuts to ninjas all drinking milk)
candiita (8:07:11 PM): .............
nerfi1337 (8:07:16 PM): ninja:YOU! NINJA! come here! we need to speak to you!
candiita (8:07:20 PM): SHE doesn't produce the milk herself!
candiita (8:07:22 PM): My lord.
nerfi1337 (8:07:26 PM): oh?
nerfi1337 (8:07:29 PM): well im the director
candiita (8:07:29 PM): She milks a cow and takes them bottles of it!
nerfi1337 (8:07:31 PM): your fired!
werewolf3361 (8:07:32 PM): lol
candiita (8:07:38 PM): lmao
nerfi1337 (8:07:39 PM): cut!
candiita (8:07:41 PM): Good lord.
nerfi1337 (8:07:43 PM): *sigH*
nerfi1337 (8:07:48 PM): shall we try this again?
nerfi1337 (8:07:55 PM): nah, lets just take it from where we left of
nerfi1337 (8:07:55 PM): f
werewolf3361 (8:08:02 PM): what are you doing
werewolf3361 (8:08:03 PM): ?
nerfi1337 (8:08:06 PM): krys:yes lord?
candiita (8:08:13 PM): He's making a pirate movie.
candiita (8:08:19 PM): I was meant to be Helga the milkmaid...
candiita (8:08:34 PM): And Krys was a ninja..having an affair with STD, a pirate.
nerfi1337 (8:08:40 PM): ninja: you are a traitor! you had sneaky love affairs with a pirate! we try you, then you go exiled!
nerfi1337 (8:08:47 PM): (scene fades)
nerfi1337 (8:08:56 PM): nice work people!
nerfi1337 (8:09:27 PM): ninja! i loved the emotion! especially the facial expressions! your mask covers up your shitty actor/ressness really well!
nerfi1337 (8:09:39 PM): scene two!
nerfi1337 (8:09:42 PM): action!
nerfi1337 (8:10:14 PM): (camera cuts to a dim courtroom, full of black ninjas, with a big black ninja in a fake black wig at the top)
nerfi1337 (8:10:52 PM): ninjudge: how do you plea for the accusations made against you? namely treason, adultery, and sneaky love affairs in a PG rated movie?
nerfi1337 (8:11:04 PM): krys: guilty, f--kers!
nerfi1337 (8:11:14 PM): ninjudge: oo, another offense
nerfi1337 (8:11:27 PM): ninjudge: very well. i sentence you to....
nerfi1337 (8:11:54 PM): (HUGE SUSPENSE! everyone is grabbing their seats and porking themselves to find out what he says!)
candiita (8:12:07 PM): Porking themselves?
candiita (8:12:13 PM): O_o
nerfi1337 (8:12:20 PM): shut up! my movie! asexuality among ninjas is ok!
werewolf3361 (8:12:23 PM): *laughs*
candiita (8:12:23 PM): /me wonders how this would be accomplished
nerfi1337 (8:12:25 PM):
werewolf3361 (8:12:28 PM): riiiight
werewolf3361 (8:12:31 PM): ok
nerfi1337 (8:12:32 PM): anyways
nerfi1337 (8:12:44 PM): editor, cut this banter out of the movie
nerfi1337 (8:12:47 PM): continue!
nerfi1337 (8:13:05 PM): ninjudge: ...more sneaky love affairs!
nerfi1337 (8:13:29 PM): (ninjudge whips off the ninja attire to reveal s/he is indeed a pirate!)
nerfi1337 (8:13:33 PM): (SUSPENSE!)
candiita (8:13:46 PM): Are they porking again?
nerfi1337 (8:13:49 PM): yes
nerfi1337 (8:13:51 PM): shush!
candiita (8:14:06 PM): Oh sorry. Did I ruin the mood?
nerfi1337 (8:14:17 PM): ninjas: holy crap! we just crapped our pants!
candiita (8:14:26 PM): ...
candiita (8:14:30 PM): Now THAT had to ruin the mood.
werewolf3361 (8:14:32 PM): ...
nerfi1337 (8:14:49 PM): pirates: harr harr! crappy crap crap ninja crap! eat crap, crapface!
candiita (8:15:18 PM): These lines. What poetry. This deserves a Pulitzer.
nerfi1337 (8:15:32 PM): (ninjas are all skerred and run away real fast, whilst crapping their crappy pants)
nerfi1337 (8:16:22 PM): (ninjas are all gone, pirates dance, kidnapp Helga, and have wild munkey orgies)
nerfi1337 (8:16:28 PM): THE END!
and tahts my Totally sweet ninja-pirate movie! whatd ya think! not my usual style, and i had to change some untactful stuff. but other than that, good? no?
