I just happened across your site, and I noticed you mentioned Castaway Island. If I am not having a failure in memory, isn't/wasn't that the British rip of Survivor? I mean, since it's making a statement about Americans I think part of humour is lost on the readers... since most Americans have no knowledge of that show.
Hell if I know, most Americans are addicted to crap like survivor... so they don't understand the difference between the two shows.
Just an observation... and you forgot to mention that 98.2% of American males list masturbation as their number one hobby... haha.