Right if you have any useless but INTERESTING!!!! information why don't you store it in this here archive!

For example did you know a pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes?

Any way you get the idea.

A duck's quack does not echo.

yes it does. you just dont get many ducks in caves

At the north pole/somewhere cold I cant actually remember.. you cannot catch a cold, 'cos its too cold for the cold germs.

It is impossible for a pig to look up at the sky

In one city in the states there is a law which states
"Anyone found detonating a Nuclear Device within the city limits is liable for a fine not exceeding $5000"

In England its Legal to shoot a welshman outside the city gates after dark except on a Sunday.

Did you know there's no proper name for the back of the knees?

there are 57 ways to kill someone with a paperclip

I always thought it was a scotsman

I always knew it as Welshman...well one of us must be right.

Other England laws include:

Every boy over the age of 14 must do an hours Longbow practice for the army every day.

It is a legal requirement for taxis to carry a bale of hay in their boot.

The english were the only european nation to really use archers. Good for the english, it helped them win many a battle.

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.lucky pig

A lion can mate 50 times a day.

A piece of paper cannot be folded in half more than seven times.

There are over 4200 religions.

A great number of people who read this post will try to fold a piece of paper more than seven times.

Penguins have sex only once a year.

The pope was named an honorary globe trotter.

In New Jersey, It's illegal to throw pickles into the streets.

You lose half a calorie every time you smile.

Most of the people that just read that will smile after reading it.

Cops use to clean blood off the highway with coke(as in the soda, not the drug).

Actually, I believe a lion can mate more than that...but I only figured that out from watching standup comedy, so I wouldn't trust me. Also, I'd love that list of 57 ways to kill someone with a paperclip.

I hope snoo is smart and doesnt post that link, otherwise on the news tomorrow there will be a story on a series of paperclip related murders all across the world.

Now that i think about that, It sounds like a great idea. Please do post that list.

green ink was invented in canada

twinkies smell like burnt plastic if you microwave them

dark chocolate is a more effective anti oxidant than red wine

merely sniffing dark chocolate will also boost the levels of antibodies in your system

dogs aren't completly colour blind- they can see blue and green hues very well

Only 6% of animal testing is for scientific purposes. (I really don't like that one )

Rats have the reasoning ability of a 2 and a half year old human child.

I'm listing these off the top of my head and I can't think of anymore.

the lighter was invented before the match

it's impossible to lick your elbow

2004 is the 600th anniversary of the first parliament in Wales

and that's my lot for today

'live' is 'evil' spelled backwards

'lived' is 'devil' spelled backwards

The intestinal track of a shrimp is called the mud vain.


Even for Gene Simmons?

The scoopy part of a spoon is called a bowl. (this tidbit of info earned Commie a cookie once.)

With your arms stretched out all the way your height can be measured from your middle fingertip to the other middle finger tip.

Jogging breaks down breast tissue.

I don't jog.

My boobs still sag.

Apperently, lolo's boobs sag.

My friend Matt broke his middle finger skateboarding (something he loves) two years to the day after he broke the bones in his wrist and forearm climbing trees (something he used to love).

This isn't completely useless considering the two-year anniversary of his breaking his middle finger is coming up soon...I'll keep you guys posted.

You can call a 4 pronged garden instrument anything you like, its still a fork.

More truth in that one than I'd care to mention...

Your shoe size is the length of your for arm from your wrist to your elbow.

Chocolate is an excellent source of potassium as are bananas

It is illegal for a young male to look at a naked manequin.

It was illegal to for men to have gay sex in england during the victorian era onwards. It was not illegal for women. Queen Victoria said that lesbians did not exist. Therefore it was pointless to have a law against it

Monosyllabic has 5 syllables

That was in pretty woman!

I'm afraid my darling you have this one wrong

What it actually is
Is it's legal to shoot a Welsh man INSIDE the city walls after dark with a long bow in Chester.

It might apply else where in England but it's definatly inside the walls.

I new this was a good idea!

In some states in the US, a man can beat his wife on the steps of the courthouse from noon to one.

In Florida and Georgia, it is illegal to give or recieve oral sex, fondle a woman's breasts and have sex in any position other than missionary. If that's the case, I'm a felon.

The average teenager discovers sex, soft drugs, and alcohol at the age of 13 years and 8 months .. still ... one hell of an afternoon

John Major used to work in a factory producing garden gnomes.

If everyone in the world got into a big crowd in one place, and jumped up in the air at the same time, the earth would go out of it's orbit.

Like a duck's quack - a cat's fart doesn't echo.

Being a fungus, mushrooms cannot go mouldy.

Sachets of Heinz Mayonnaise have been found to be edible upto 25 years after being produced.

The voice of Charlie Brown's teacher was made by saying the lines - "Linus, where's your homework"- and then copying the inflection with a trombone.

Every seven seconds, somebody, somewhere buys a piece of plasticine.


I am the Trivia Master!!!

there's a song called "turning japanese" and it's about masturbation. can't remember the band, though.

i just got told this on the phone. by a friend. almost as random as me, that one

We need to club together and buy Lolo a wonderbra, or maybe a boob-job. Which would you prefer, Lo?

ok heres one: i already made a thread like this.

others: when a girl orgasims the center of her eye turns purple because theres to much blood in her brain

peanut butter floats

wow....i'm soo going to find someone to test that....*runs off to talk to blokes about tests*

The Vapours - I Think I'm Turning Japanese



I stand corrected. In my defense I did type it from the top of my head...



*unzips*

That's quite the post edit Teapot.

I'm willing to be a test subject as well. The fact could be wrong.

I can just imagine the time a person discovered that.

Nooo it's not. Federal law supercedes state law. Oral sex is included in the definition of sodomy, which is legal in the states.

...I told you that before in another thread.

In Oregon, it is illegal to let your dishes drip dry.

In New York, it is illegal to greet someone in public by putting your thumb on your nose and wiggling your fingers. I am so doing that all over the place next time we go to NY.

In 1990, there were about 15,000 vacuum cleaner - related accidents in the US.

More people use blue toothbrushes than red ones.

The dial tone of a normal telephone is in the key F.

The hundred billionth crayon made by Crayola was Perriwinkle Blue.

Forty per cent of women have hurled footwear at a man.

Approximately 97.35618329 per cent of all statistics are made up.

In the 1985 Boise, Idaho, mayoral election, there were four write - in votes for Mr Potatohead.

I really could go on all day...

I can honestly say my toothbrush is white and blue.

Actually, they recently discovered that a ducks quack does echo.

The japanese word for mouth is kuchi.

cheers for the band mr. t
but cheeky devil awesome quote editing though. seamless
yes, i'll use you as a test subject

Specifically, it's an under-10-year-old, and it's illegal to show a mannequin to one, so the owner of the mannequin would be at fault, not the boy

An elephant can't jump.

In one of the wars (First World War I think..) the army used dogs with sticky bombs attached to their backs so they could run under tanks, the bomb would attach to the underside of said tank and then kaboom. However.. they did discover the STICKY bombs usually stayed stuck to the dog and the poor dog died to.

They are the ONLY land animal that can't jump. Crazy.



Yayness...erm.

They ran to the wrong tanks instead of the enemy tanks, as they were the ones they were trained with...

Didn't really think that one through did they?

Hahaha. No. It seems obvious now.. I certainly wouldn't employ that plan with an army of mine. *shrug*

Thanks for the elephant correction MrTeapot.

your ears never stop growing...until you die

and the paper clip thing is for me to know and you to find out

Your ears grow?

And why cant you tell me? I promise i'll keep it a secret.

only one in six people in briton have dental insurance.