The word "bunghole," a favorite insult of Beavis from the Beavis and Butthead TV series, actually refers to an opening in the side of a barrel used for pouring in or drawing out liquids.

Kleptophilia: arousal from stealing
knismolagnia: gratification from the act of tickling.
Hirsutism: Excessive hairyness
Lithophilia: arousal from stones
Lygophylia: arousal from darkness
Ligyrophiles: are turned on by loud noises
laparohysterosalpingo-oophorectomy: Removal of uterus and adnexa (tubes and ovaries) through an abdominal incision.

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words
ostranocophobia - Fear of shellfish

aibohphobia - fear of palendromes (notice it is a palendrome)
acrophobia - fear of heights
arachnaphobia - a really good movie

In winter for the northern hemisphere, the earth is actually 8 million miles closer to the sun than in the summer.

space has mass

light has momentum (it may not have mass, or exert force, but a strong enough beam can actually knock something over)

the United States National Debt is currently enouth that you could stack fresh $1 bills from the ground all the way to the moon, then back, then to the moon again.

sound travels faster through a brick wall than it does through the air

the light from the sun takes 8 minutes to arrive on earth

with the world population breaking 7 billion, someone making the claim "you're one in a million" implies that there are 6,999 people in the world that are exactly like you.

a cow can walk upstairs, but lacks the physical ability to walk back down.

the ONLY reason chocolate is lethal to dogs is because of the caffiene content that accelerates their heartrate. Too much caffiene is lethal to human for the same reason.

Illinois is the only state with active toll roads that accept pennies. Illinois is the "Land of Lincoln", and Lincoln happens to be the president featured on the penny.

Dolphins are the only other animal that take part in intercourse for the pleasure like humans.


It can also be used for cleaning the film off the windshield that looks a thin layer of water but doesn't come off with the wipers. If coke disolves all this, do you really wanna drink it?

Horehound: A plant that produces a a bitter juice that used to be used in cough medicines
Iantronudia: Getting off on exposing themselves to doctors etc.
Melolagniacs: People that experience arousal from music
Mysophiles: a pathological attraction to dirt or filth.

Imagine having a fear you can't say the name of...

wooo.. just reading back a bit... try putting that into free translation.com:
I eat my my magpie of peche while I peche, which peche!

hehe

Anyway, peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball... that would be REALLY hard to count...

The skin on the back of your elbow is called your 'Weenus'

Michael Jackson has copyrights to the Happy Birthday song.

Hazel O Connors' album "Breaking glass" was executively produced by Dodi Fayad

In the movie [i]Fight Club/[i], the name of Edward Norton's character, however he is referred to as Narrator in the credits and "Jack" in the game.

*BUMP*

While making Clerks, Kevin Smith was not a smoker, however his character Silent Bob was. After making the movie, Kevin was smoking between one and a half to two packs a day.

The Kiwi bird technically has the shortest beak of any bird because a beak is measured form the tip to the nostrils and a Kiwiw's nostrils are at the tip of it's beak

The "Clerks" logo is made up of commonly seen logos. "C" comes from a Cosmopolitain. "L" comes from Life. "E" comes from Rolling Stone. "R" comes from Ruffles potato chips. "K" comes from Clark candy bars and "S" comes from Goobers candies.

For the "In the Flesh," "Run Like Hell" and "Waiting for the Worms" scenes in Pink Floyd: The Wall, the director casted real skinheads, which was a bad idea because they really roughed up the black folks they were terrorizing.

The tsunami altered the position of the North and South poles, which caused each day to be 2.5 milliseconds shorter. Magnetic declination is now 15 degrees in my city.

edit: more useless information:

The day on which the forums had their largest amount of people on was Oct. 2, which has three interesting facets to it:

~Ghandi's birthday
~the day after I joined here
~my birthday

Marylin Mansons music has been featured on the following soundtracks

Celebrity Deathmatch ..'Astonishing panorama of endtimes'
Spawn ........................'Long hard road out of hell'
Lost Highway ...............'Apple of sodom'
Detroit rock city............'Highway to hell'(AC/DC cover)
Dead man on campus....'Golden years'(David Bowie cover)
Private parts.................'The suck for your solution'
Suicide is beautiful.........'Dreams of amputation'; 'Blender' & 'Kill house'

Having grown up around percussion all his life, Sully Erna of Godmack asked for a drumset for his fourth birthday. His parents bought him a crappy Sesame Street drumset with a bass, a snare, a tom, each having paper heads, and a crappy cymble. Upon seeing this, Sully bashed in each drum and threw the kit out the window, demanding a real drumset.

Elephants have never been seen to jump, and animal experts beleive they can't, due to the construction of their legs...

Pilgrims never wore that strange hat with the Buckle. That was a fashion fad that occurred well after the times of the pilgrims. Illustrators much later on, wanted to imply an "Old timey" feel, and dredged up an out of date fashion to do so, forever sealing the notion that the pilgrims wore styles that hadn't even been invented, at the time! They also didn't wear black, exclusively. Men of the time often wore very brightly colored clothing, as well as Black and grey...

Source: Do Elephants Jump
Written by: David Feldman

While filming Clerks, writer/director Kevin Smith slept one hour per night for 21 days.

The majority of the cast of Clerks was friends with either Kevin Smith or Brian O'Halloran (who played Dante)

Jeff Anderson, who played Randal, met Lisa Spoonaur, who played Caitlin, on the set of Clerks. They later married and even later divorced.

Speaking of Lisa Spoonaur, she bears a striking resemblence to my friend Amber.

Don't forget Rock is Dead as the soundtrack to The Matrix.

Welshman/Scotsman Debate

I just found out (yes I know its an odd time of the night to be researching this but whatever) the proper laws.

Chester - A Welsh person may be shot with a bow and arrow as long as the event occurs after midnight within the city walls.

Hereford - You can shoot a Welshman all day long with a bow and arrow as long as it is on a Sunday and within the Cathedral Close.

York - Upon sight of a Scotsman, it is perfectly legal to shoot him with a bow and arrow. except on a Sunday.
- Any Scotsman caught farting on a Sunday can be shot with a bow and arrow.

So anywhere other than these cities you cannot shoot Scottish or Welsh dudes.

People have been searching for a word that rhymes with orangey for a long time. I know it'll be difficult to put into a poem but there's a scottish whiskey distillery called Glenmorangie.

If one were to create a hydrogen bomb out of all the heavy water in the oceans, the pressure at the centre of the explosion would be so great as to create a black hole.

A greek recipe for "easter soup" calls for "one lamb's head, split in half but tied togther to keep the brains intact"

The code entered into the cash register for Boar's Head Ovengold Turkey at Stop & Shop Supermarkets is 757.

"Rooster" is a track on the "Alice in chains" album "Dirt" which was mainly about drugs.

415 of the members on these forums have never posted a single thing.

171 members have only made one post.

111 members have made two posts.

Exactly 50 have made three posts.

None of them are particularly interesting.

How long did it take you to count that?

In the United States, pmarried men visit prostitutes primarily for oral sex. You know what this means? Head saves marriages!

Elephants can't jump, as their legs aren't built for it...

Most automobile accidents occur within only a few miles of the accidentee's home, you know what that means - we should move.

the first game that Mario™ starred in was Donkey Kong, though his name at the time was 'Jumpman', and he was a construction worker, at the time...

It took me a half hour to count my figures.

The gross total cost of production and post-production for the movie Clerks could pay the production cost for about one second of the movie Titanic.

If you watch the video you will see it is based on Jerry Cantrell's father's fight in Vietnam... I don't think that they'd disrespect the US army by making it about drugs.

Reading back even further, I tried putting that into freetranslation after changing the word 'peche' for 'pèche'...
Because the french word 'pèche' needs the accent on it to work in freetranslation, and for it to be proper french...
"I eat my my sin magpie while I sin, which sin! "

1 member has over 10000

3 members have over 8000

5 members have over 6000

8 members have over 5000

14 members have over 4000

25 members have over 3000

37 members have over 2000

70 members have over 1000

of the top ten highest posters on this board all of them are most active in daft and have between 31% and 70% of their posts here

The 1 member to get over 10,000 is Cheese is Fun and he did that not long after I joined and the forum hadn't even been around a year at that point. This was also the point Mata gave up comming up with member titles.

A certain type of mosquito have been responsible for half of all human deaths (excluding wars and accidents) since the Stone Age.

There's an amoeba that lives in freshwater ponds. If you go swimming in them, it crawls up your olfactory nerve to your brain and eats it. And then you die. The first symptom is olfactory hallucinations- you start smelling things that aren't there. There's no cure, and it's almost always misdiagnosed because only 3 people per year die from it. They realize that's what you had when they look at your brain and giant chunks are missing and it's this mass of amoebas.

Statisticly speaking, more people are addicted to the internet then crack cocaine, heroine, or crystal meth. Read it on a website somewhere.

Of my topic this has the biggest post number!

*gets terrified*

Does anyone else smell tea...?

*dies*

*edit* I wrote this when drunk! What awful spamminess.

Yeah, they found some in a lake on Mount St Helens... When you realise what monsters The world has to offer, it beats science fiction all hollow...

Some of this information isn't useless, it's actually quite useful... I now know not to go swimming in any freshwater lakes anyway.

Tomato ketchup leaves the bottle at 25 miles per year.

The Comic shop in Spaced is or was in Richmond (it might of moved but they weren't sure)

I seem to be gathering this stuff at the moment!

Mata's interview in Meltdown (magazine the issues from 2003) is the same issue as 2 of my friends apear in for seperate things.