QUOTE (jicama @ Mar 4 2004, 11:11 PM)
reefer madness, aka tell your children (1938) is the funniest, most far fetched anti-drug film ever.
That was goddam funny.
It's human impulse to check out lights in abandoned houses.
You can get stoned off of seaweed.
The blue stuff on bleu cheese is a type of (nasty ass) mold.
The majority of fairy tales feature women as the protagonist. This is, according to Freaudian psychology, a direct link to the relationship to one's mother. This is also why a chick always lives at the end of a horror film.
No one has ever seen an ostrich with its head in the ground.
There have been no reported wolf attacks on humans on the American continent; they were all on livestock.
Birds have three eyelids on each eye.
It takes blood four minutes to coagulate.
The human skin is the largest organ in the human body and is thickest at the feet and thinnest on the eyelid.
Two things dropped from a high point will, regardless of their weight, hit the ground at the same time.
A person produces over three thousand blood cells every twelve minutes.
Blood cells last for six days.
Freud did enough cocaine to kill an ox.
Poo is brown because of blood cells that are discharged from the body.
Being bitten by a human is like getting stabbed with a knife found at the bottom of a sewer.
Dogs and cats evolved from the same creature, a miakis.
A dog always remembers a scent it picked up.
Wal-Mart is the second biggest employer in the United States, the first being the US government.
Alcohol is responsible for more deaths each year than marijuana.
"Dracula" means "of the Devil (or in Vlad's case, "son of the Beast)."
Was Craven came up with A Nightmare on Elm Street
while reading about people dying in their sleep in a local restaurant. He named Freddy Krueger after a kid who picked on him as a boy.
Jodie Foster was scared to do Silence of the Lambs
Ed Gein was the basis for The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
and Silence of the Lambs
but was never a cannibal and killed only two people, both being women.
The Zodiac Killer was never caught by police and, if he is alive, is in his late sevendies.
Jack the Ripper killed ten women (all prostitutes) and was never caught by Scotland Yard.
In the Rennaisance, absinthe (stright THC) was used widely among artists.
In Germany, no form of entertainment may contain references to the Holocaust.
Penguins are one of the few animals to openly exhibit homosexuality.
Penguins also will wait until one of them looks over the side of a cliff or iceberg to shove it off to see if killer whales or other predators are lurking in the water.
There is a species of lizard that is all females. They have fights with each other and one ends up pregnant (swear to God).
Polar bears do not cover their noses with their paws.
The mullet is the worst haircut in existance.