Are you ok with it? Say if you do it if you want to, but I made the poll if you are ok with it, so it is optional

cor blimey, i think my one handed surfing skills are quite tip top

I don't see anything wrong with masturbation. It is only religion that has made is believe it is wrong and a sin to do such acts. It causes us to feel unnecessary guilt if we do masturbate.

I don't believe in right or wrong for most things. As long as you arent hurting anyone then you should be free to do as you please and not feel guilty.

Hmm so now your all gonna think I masturbate. Oh well, assume what you will. Cuz I'm not telling you whether I do or not.

And the Christian ban against it, at least, is based on a misinterpretation of the Bible The sin of Onan was coitus interruptus, not masturbation.

I think masturbation is perfectly healthy. I think everyone has done it once at one point or another, whether they would like to admit to it or not. In fact I've met several men who have it down to a fine art!

I do think it's odd how everyone just assumes that blokes do it all the time but it's much more of a touchy subject for women (no pun intended).

I suppose it's because mens bits are just hanging there, asking for it?

I honestly believe that if everyone in the world had a daily Tommy Tank, there'd be no war, less oppression, and general world peace.

And those who say it's icky and don't like the idea, bah I say to thee. It's perfectly natural (most primates do it), and loads of fun. Doesn't hurt anyone, reduces stress, is good exercise, and is a great way to pass the time.

Horses do it aswell, so even less intellegent beings do.

Not that I look at the privates of horses

Masturbate - stimulate (one's own) genital organs.

I don't think horses do it. I know when male horses are relaxed their uhh "manly bit" hangs out, not erect, just hangin around I guess.

Other than that the only other animals I know that do it are male goats, which give themselves (excuse language) blow jobs.

*wonders why she knows so much about animals sexual behaviour*

I lived in the country, yehh, thats it

Masturbation is perfectly acceptable. I'm a girl and totally honest with my masturbatory habits. Yes.

Well...er... i don't exactly know how to do it so i can't say i ever did.

[Edit: I finally found the link, so I might as well stop stealing bandwidth]:

Here's my answer to this poll.

One Handed Internet Surfing

Double-posted, silly me.

it's mainly the RC church that is against it.

personally I recon if you wanna do it fine, go for it, telling someone not to is just like telling them not to press the big red button marked "do not push"

I've never done it, I'm too paranoid.

Well, it's the safest sex possible, I'll give you that.

I read this book called Sex for Christians that tackled masturbation. The idea they gave is that it's an okay quick-fix but if it replaces one's actual sex life, then that's when it becomes unhealthy.

(shudder)

*raises eyebrow*

that sounds really odd! I know that most denominations will say that it's ok if it will stop you actually having sex before you get married.

Apart from RC who say that masturbation is murder...yeah so every girl who has ever had a period is a murderer too, no?

IMBECILES!!!

*prances around screaming*

oh my. I have killed SO many.

Sings: "Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate..."

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People who deny it are usually lying, you need it to reaelse the pressure....

It does help reduce sexual energy, as long as you don't get addicted.

Theres a whole internet comic series dedicated to the subject. Left handed Mike.

My rules are; its okay as long as you don't ask someone else to take over while you answer the phone.

ew ew ew!!!! if you guyz are talking about what i think it iz, then thats just gross.

Ummm...what we're talking about is the title of the topic, it doesn't take a genius to figure out what it is...

Sexy Losers! I love you! :D:D

tahts soooo gross!!!!

It isn't really gross. Have you tried?

If it's gross, you're doing it wrong. PM darkspree for some pointers.

Yeah. I'm always.. open... for any questions you have.

I'm sorry... ::breaks down and laughs:: oh..i needed that... you people are awesome...and Cut3KittyGurl...I'm with DarkSpree and CommieBastard...

kittygurl person: It's completely natural, cave men used to do it to keep warm when they went on long hunting trips and left all the women at home

*giggle*

I'm in an immature mood!

Really?

"Me Ug. Me am lonely. Me have hand..."


*giggles*

Well, generally I'd disagree, but the result can be a little gross. Particularly if you have a little brother who's a little sloppy, and does it at the computer. Oh how I hate my brother.

Though I can't be too grossed out by it as I do it 2x a day on average.


EDIT: This whole topic is cracking me up.

uh...yeah, unless they were into necrobeastiality then I'm thinking I'm right

*nods enthusiatically*

and you're so very convincing, like Fred Flinstone...oooh bad BAD images!!! I think I just screwed up the innocence of my childhood.

About your brother... that's... quite disturbing.... The least he could do is clean up! Anyway, I have to agree... it's no less gross than any other natural body function. *shrugs.*

The warning's in the title, sweetie.

Keep looking - there's a lovely topic about muffins floating about somewhere.

its stil gross!! but on the oter hand... mUFFINS!!! yAY!

Did you notice the little thingee where it says "suitable for mature readers," cut3? Yeah, there's a reason for that... please, if you're going to discuss why masturbation is gross, follow the rules and be prepared to discuss your ideas. Tell us *why* it's so gross.


*giggle*

ew, tigersogn your so meen! no one shuld tak about that kind of thign you guys R all going to he**

Left Handed Mike is funny. However, I like suicide girl more.

hahahahaahahh...so funny

That's so stupid...No one is going to hell..

Under what creed? Because we masturbate? Because god says it is bad or because the bible does? I haven't spoken to god about the subject, I'm afraid he might be misrepresented. What is wrong with satisfying a most primal need (I cite Maslow's hierarchy here)?

Oh, please, cut3, explain why it's gross and we're all on the way to he**. *rolls eyes* I mean, really. It's a natural part of most people's lives.

Because a 1500 year old book said so.
puritans scare me

becuz my mom said it was nastee and my minister said it was wrong and the bibel says it's sinfull! you not supposed to do it!! i dont no if *your* goin to he** but ill go to he** if i do it

hmm...so because the Bible talks about it does that mean the Bible is going to Hell?

Also, if your mum and the mnister talk about it...hmmmm?

hehe..

That stuff is so rediculous..Nothing is wrong with discussing something, whether you think it's nasty or not.

As it has been pointed out the Bible doesn't say it is sinful. Although I will allow you to find me a passage that says it as proof on your behalf. I certainly can't find one.

Is it just me or is the whole topic...erm, slightly arousing?

That wasn't the point. She said that she would go to hell if she DID it, not if it was spoken about.

I don't believe in hell. Or heaven. Or God. Or the Bible.

I do believe that I'll let my fingers do the talking...

*runs off to grab her masturbation glove*

"no one shuld tak about that kind of thign you guys R all going to he** "

see?

she actually said that we shouldn't talk about it because we'd go to hell for it!

im juts seying that its not a nice thgn to tak about and you guys shoudnt tak about it but i cant tell U guys whta to do!!!