Granted. However, because your body had to direct all it's healing powers towards your hands, no other part of your body will ever heal again.

I wish I felt sleppy and would go to bed now, so I dont look look and feel like a marmadukes bottom tomorrow (today).

Granted. You sleep. Forever For. Ev. Er. FOR. EV. ER.

*creepy music*

I wish for a nice tall glass of Coke.

granted but it is sooooo tall u can't reach the top!!!

i wish for world peace

Granted.. there is world peace, but aliens come from another planet and sell us into galatic (sp) slavery. ( I think I've already granted that wish before)

I wish I had power over air.


Oh yeah... 400th post.

(nice 1 on 400 *hugs* btw did u get it from the simpson i thort someone would du that scenrio hehe)

granted you can control air but that is something that is difficult thing to master and you end up removing earths atmosphere and suffect and die alone with the rest of the planet!!!


i wish i could think of somethign 2 wish for!!!

wish granted but the wish really sucks and you end up with a can of sardines somehow.

I wish this email would forward

Wish granted. It forwards....but only back to yourself.


I wish I had Photoshop 7.0.

Granted, but too bad... you don't have a good enough computer to run it. STBY.

I wish for a pot of cold espresso with milk and a little sugar.

Yeah.. I'm such a non-creative person.


Okay...wish granted..but the pot is so big that you fall into it and drown.

I wish I had the power to inflict the pain of annoying paper cuts upon people.. mwhaha.

wish granted but this power has a bad side effect it firstly gives you a cut 10X the dept of whatever cuts you make for every cut you do onto others. Also It drains you of your enery very fast so even if you only had minor wounds you cant help yourself becouse you would be unconsios.


I wish I owned all the gaming companys on the earth and alll other planets

Wish granted, but it's a monopoly, and according to galatic law, you cannot have a monopoly on entertainment ..uhh.. stuff, so they break your company up into little bits, and you only own 49% of your original company... which isn't that bad, so feel loved.

I wish I could tan faster, better, w/o peeling, etc.

wish gratned you get skin like mine (I tan almost instant and I havent burned within my memory and I dont wear sunblock) but your relocated into an area where it's always winter like canada or something wso you cant tan anyway.


I wish that I had the monoply above but it is legal becouse of something I did that makes it bearly within the law and no one can stop it.

Granted, but a jealous assassin machine-guns you.

I wish for less back pain.

Wish granted, but instead you get headaches

I wish I wasn't frustrated

Granted. You have an anurism and die. No stress!

I wish for more time to hang out with friends.

wish granted but all your frends ether leave you or die and you are left with time to hang out with yourself.



I wish that everyone I hated would die the most horrible death posable.

Wish granted, but something happens and then the people you like end up getting killed, too.

I wish I had a muffin.

Granted. It's poisoned though. You die.

I wish that I had a ollection of Far Side comics.

you get an ollection which is a evil beast from beond the grave on another planet that distroys the owner and then removes all trace of them.

I wish that I had my computer

granted but then it blows up in your face...

i wish lolo would reply to my pm so me and GTS could get married and live happily ever after...

Granted. However, there is no such thing as a happy marriage. Sucks for you.

I wish I had tickets to go see Big Bad Voodoo Daddy.

wish granted but right in the parkinglot you get run over and oyur ticket is then distroyed by some weird people and stuff



I wish I could have thought of somethingmore creative with that one

granted. you though up the mosteous creative reply -which means only one thing: you have trancended, and none of us mere mortals can understand wht the response is about, so we ignor your reponse and think you are uncreative.

I wish I knew how to use full stops more, intead of commas.

Wish granted, but the crazy need for perfect punctuation annoys people to the point of disowning you.

I wish those few strands of hair wouldn't stick up out the back of my head where everyone else can see but I can't

granted, now your nose hair sticks up/out where you and everyone can see it.

I wish I could have a foot massage.

Wish granted, but your masseur/masseuse develops an insatiable fetish for your feet and begins stalking you.

I wish I could have an infinite supply of chocolate on demand.

wish granted: you eat so much chocolate that you turn into a chocolate and eat youself

I wish I knew all the words in the English language, and how to use them correctly.

Wish granted but no one understands you as you use words unknown to the average conversationalist. People give up talking with you entirely.

I wish I had a different job.

Wish granted, you are now chief bum wiper at a nursing home.

I wish my bed wasn't so warm

granted you are now a grenade test subject ad get blown to smitherins (sp?)

i wish i could spell all the vaguely inteligant words that i can use in conversation but cannot spell 2 save my life!!!

and I havent done that already lol jk



wish granted but you can no longer spell the simple words you use all the time and are worse off.

(i knew that was comming)

errrm u didn't make a wish!!!

I wish no one had noticed

Wish granted, but now no-one notices you at all.

I wish for something random

your random thing is a truck load of pockyninjas come and run you over but you notice them and becouse oyu didnt die you then are captured by them and torcured. You must have bad luck with random things.


I wish that my files would move faster.

Wish granted, they now move so fast that you can't keep up with them quick enough and you lose them, guess you'll have to download more porn

I wish I could remember the great wish I thought of an hour ago

Wish granted, but it's not great anymore. You wish for a giant vat of sardines.

I wish I had people to hang out with on my vacation besides my family.

Granted, but as you hug them you let go of whatever you're hanging from and end up in....um....the sea

I wish there was less things to stress over

hey I dont download porn I download anime. I just kept them all on my server so I have to transfer them.



wish granted but they are all losser freaks and you are better off with your family.

I wish that it was otakon already

Granted, but guess what... you don't realize it's here and you sleep through it.

I wish that I had more time to work out.

You do but then your arms break off for trying to lift too much weight.

lol

I wish people could work out their plans faster and not be confusing about it

Granted but you cant and you get confused anyway because they're all moving so fast.

I wish I hadnt just ripped the nail off my little finger.

Granted, you ripped the whole finger off

I wish my wrist would stop clicking

::taps her magic wand 3 times and does a little magic dance::
Granted! All the bones in your wrist, arm, and hand fuse together into one giant mass with no joints. No joints, no popping!

I wish I had my own copy of Warcraft 3.

Granted, but it's an illegal copy and the cops come and lock you away, FOREVER!

I wish the neighbour's burglar alarm would stop

wish granted it stops but you are cought for stealing becouse the theif had some grudge agenst you and planted the evidence in your house

I wish that I had a computer that could rip cds faster

Granted, the computer now rips CDs. Apart. But it does it with record speed!

I wish I could come out to my parents.

granted. But thats all it can do, no ports and the like for the monitor, mouse, internet cables, not even a power plug.

I wish I could write my essays with out going off on tangents. (critisism of the assignments I've been handing in.)

whoops. again:

granted. Your parents come out to you too, saying that the only reason they are still together is because they wanted to bring you up in a 'normal' family.

same wish as above pls

Wish granted, but now you just write the same sentence over and over and over...and fail.

I wish I didn't have such a crap memory