granted. now your memories are made of rubbish.

I wish bad thing like sweets tasted nasty, and good things like veg tasted nice.

wish granted but becouse you said things that confused the gene becouse he hates vegstables which owuld make them bad in his book and so on he then leaves things as they are but changes you so you dont know the difrence.


I wish that I had a better copy of gladiator. (I downloaded it and it's not that good of a download)

You do, for some reason its on Betamax and you dont have anthing that you can play it on.

I wish for a house cos I start work 300 miles away in a few weeks and still dont have one .

acully that is wrong I have a betamax player I never got rid of mine.


you get a house but it burns down first thing.

I wish that I was ruler of the world

Granted, but you're not very good and you end up getting shot...from a cannon into the sun

I wish I wasn't taxed so much in my job

Granted - instead your job bores you to death and has no further career advancement possibities.

I wish my son would walk.

wish granted he walks right out the window.


I wish that I had a time machine

Ohhhhhh - that sucks!!!

Granted, only my wish was reversed and my son DIDN'T walk out of a window and you were never born.

I wish that I had normal hair.

Granted but the normalness of it all is so normal that no one ever notices you because the normalness has taken over your entire mean and you become a useless normal blob. With nice hair anyway.

I wish I could think of something funny to do while on a webcam

Wish granted, you take part in a webcam sex game where you delight in sucking your finger, which leaves your fellow workmates disgusted in you and loses you a place in the National Television Awards.

I wish there were someone on irc with me

wish granted but they are so annoying that they drive you away. (what is the IRC chatroom anyway?)




I wish for a copy of the dilbert tv seires.

granted, but you have no tv (or any other meduim by which to watch it)

I wish hotel owners in Manchester wouldn't think we are swingers.

Granted, they don't, but it doesn't change the fact that you are

I wish for a big pie

wish granted but it's the pie that has birds fly out so it's not very eatible.


I wish I didnt have to do stupid/annoying task.

You don't but you spend the rest of your life considering everyting stupid/annoying and so accomplish nothing.

I wish I could speak more languages

granted. -but then, no one else can speak the languages you speak/ understand.

I wish my holiday was this weekend, not in a few weeks.

and this is bad why????


wish granted but you the assination planed to happen during this holaday moves forward to and oyu are killed earlyer.



I wish that evil wasnt so fun.

Wish granted, evil isn't fun - unfortunately you are still evil, and now very bored too.

I wish I didnt have to move house tomorrow and be without the internet.

*lower lip quivers* I DON'T WANT MOOPIE TO GO!

You don't have to but, erm, you stub your toe.

I wish Moopie wouldn't have to move house or stub his toe...

Wish granted, you stay in the old house, and you have the interent. However, nobody else in the world has internet.

I wish for it to storm, tropical style.

whoops

Granted, but you have to constanly move house and stump your toe.

same wish as above.

Granted, buy you are horribly mamed and you lose everything you hold dear. Sucks to be you.

I wish that I didn't have to work anymore.

Done. But you can never have coffee again. Ever. EVER.

I wish to lose ten pounds.

Granted. You lose ten pounds of ugly fat. You're decapitated.

I wish that I could drink more with no consequences.

Very funny

Oh, you can *drink* more without consequences. You just can't eat, and you're sitting in a cold barren prison with your ankles chained to the floor, and an attendant who brings you drinks but no food or anything else of convenience. You resort to eating your clothing, but that only prolongs you starving to death.

I wish for my soda to appear by my monitor so I wouldn't have to fetch it myself

that is evil. Very good.


wish granted but the soda is dirt flavored now you have the only can in the entire world of dirt flavored soda.


I wish that I didnt have to get up early this morning.

Wish granted. But instead of you, your friend drove someone else to the store where they found a bag full of money and drugs. Sorry about your luck.

I wish my boyfriend wasn't such a jerk.

Wish granted, but now your girlfriend is a jerk.

I wish I could eat pastries all day without getting fat or toothaches...

Wish granted! You are now Vash the Stampede! You're life sucks! But at least you have donuts...

I wish life wasn't so boring.

Wish granted. But instead of being as boring as it is now, it gets more boring.

I wish I wasn't so stupid and shy.

wish granted but I didnt have to do anything so there is no penalty.

I wish that I wasnt so tired

Wish granted. I just killed you with a spoon. You can't be tired anymore because you are dead! Congratulations!!

I wish I would stop twitching so that I could type at least one word without having to use the DELETE key.

Granted, you stop twiching so you can write one word, then you start again, and have to keep deleting.

I wish for a hat. A big one. With pink feathers. And an arrow through it. A big one. With feathers.

granted, people mistake you for a chicken and continue to shoot you with arrows.

I wish for my house to be quiet for the entire afternoon.

granted, but instead the brand new 6 lane motorways running by your house is thunderously loud.

I wish I'd stop bitting my finger nails.

Wish granted. You stopped bitting your fingernails. But now you're biting them. Too bad.

I wish I didn't have braces.

wish granted your teeth fall out and oyu no longer have the teeth to put them on.


I wish that I had a time mashine

wish granted, only now people associate you with Michael J. Fox.

I wish that I never had to shave again.

granted, you dont, but everyone else does shave you.

I wish I could chill in the garden today, instead of having to go to the libarary.

Granted, but that's literal. You are frozen in the garden,a nd we can't revive you. Too bad; books won't kill you.

I wis I could create a wish that didn't have a bad side.

Wish granted! But that's against the rules so you are banned and you can never come here again.

I wish that all my videotapes were DVDs.

Wish granted! However, everytime you put a dvd in the dvd player it breaks.

I wish I was more coordinated.

wish granted you are coordinated but not that it dose you any good when your arms and legs are blowen off by a crazed fan of some show that disideds your corps would make a nice present to them.

I wish that I had something a little more creative then that

wish Granted. You thought up something more creative than that. And then...you...died...or something.

Jeez.

That was sad.

I wish someone would answer this wish better than me.

ok I will now


wish granted you are so creative that the idea itself is to much for any mortal brain to hold and you and all others that look at your respone's head exsploades in a firey ball visable from space.

but in exstange for my more creative responce you forift your leg. It's waht you call equal trade. (stole the last part from full metal alchemist)

I wish that www.fullmetal-alchemist.com had more manga and went to the end of the seires or at least where they are in japan (I dont know if it has an end yet)

Wish granted but it's in japanese. (or another language you don't speak)

I wish my computer wasn't broken...

wish granted your computer isnt but the suport beams toyur house are and your house crashes down killing oyu and breaking your computer again.


I wish that I had my music video maker again

Wish granted. You have it but you can't think of any videos to make.

I wish my sunburn wouldn't peel.

wish granted now it spreads the burn like it was poison or something.




I wish that I could see tonights conan tonight instead of tomarow morning. (I record them)

^ granted. You see it, but then you forget and the tv explodes and no tapes are made and Mr. O'brian dies.

I wish Mazle was here. . . I miss him...