Wish granted. You die so you're not sick anymore.

I wish my parents hadn't gone out without me

wish granted now you have no parents but a strick garden (I know I cant spell)

I wish that I didnt have to be at this reunion

Wish granted, you don't have to be at this reunion, but now you have to go to someone else's and it's twice as bad because you don't know anyone.

I wish that regular radio didn't have commercials and played only what I wanted to listen to all day long.

And that is diffrent how? At least here I dont have to deal with the fact that I have a video game system upstairs that I could be playing rather then lissening to some stranger tell me their life story.


Wish gratned but now oyu lissen to comercials and they dont play this paridox in the wish then makes your head exsplode from magic overdose.


I wish that I wasnt so tired. (not to say there isnt a good reason for it)

(you've been tired a lot.. I hope you're alright.)

Wish granted. You become super hyper and you end up jumping around, eventually off a building.

I wish i wasn't so itchy.

Wish granted, you're not itchy anymore. You're in severe pain.

I wish I didn't have writers' block.

Wish granted. You no longer have writer's block, but you lost both arms in an accident involving several chickens and a kazoo.


I wish I had bongos.

( yeh I'm good I just havent been able to sleep more then 4 hours for the past week at first it was nomal me just playing games and not sleeping but I just cant sleep anymore oh well)


Wish granted you get them but then they are stolen oh well.


I wish that I didnt have to wait 2 days for my pictures from otakon.

Wish granted! They come today. But then they get burnt in a fire started by a slinky-wielding cat.

I wish I had some ear plugs.

you get them but the packeges got mixed up and it's a sound amplifyer. Then when you finnally get them they are to small to fit in any human's ear


I wish that had money

Wish granted but it's only 1 dollar.

I wish my friends hadn't have bailed out on me...

granted. Your friends didnt bail out on you, but decide to 'bail you instead. you are wraped up in a bail of hey, and stored in a barn.

I wish I had an ethernet moden.

Wish granted but its ethernet over AUI instead of ethernet over RJ45 and you can't plug it into any of your existing hardware.

I wish for a spare monitor and wireless card so my media centre/living room PC can be complete

granted. but you have no serge protectors and the most thunderous storm starts so the the brain of your media centre fries. so bad that it is all a write off.

I wish I had an ethernet over RJ45.

Wish granted but you completely forget what it is so you don't use it.

I wish I could keep my rented games longer

Granted you keep them longer but you are considered a theif and are in jail now.



I wish that I had got more sleep last night

Wish granted. Now you feel so rested that you can't fall asleep the next night and you feel so tired and miserable the next day.

I wish my nose would stop running.

Wish granted. But then it becomes really stuffy.

I wish I had strawberry lemonade.

(It takes more then one day's less sleep to make me tired like that I owuld need to have a week where I sleep but only a few hours enough so that my body is used to sleep and wants it but to little to satify it.)



Wish granted but you cant use it becouse it holds a unbreakable seal.


I wish that I could have thought of something more creative.

(we've had them before)

granted and every1 becomes jelous of your creative post and attacky with a wet fish...

i wish 1 of my bands would actually get somewhere!!!

Wish granted ou acully get into a whole with perfectly flat walls and no one around for 200 miles so there will be no help and no chance of climing out and it's to tall to stand on each others sholders or the band equipment or both.


I wish that people understood dumb jokes.

Wish granted, but then they constantly laugh and they never stop and they go on and on and on like I'm doing right now.

I wish I had more cuffs.

wish granted but a moster comes in and eats them all.

I wish that I had lots of money

Granted, but it is a loan for fifty million dollars two years overdue, with 1115% interest.

I wish I was immune to bad wishes.

Wish granted. You make a wish, and it doesn't affect you, but it effects the people closest to you instead.

I wish I didn't have to get up early tomorrow.

wish granted you you have die in your sleep and you cant wake up.

I wish that I had a real three headed monkey (that owuld be awsome)

Wish granted but it runs away, gets pregnant, and forces you to pay child support.

I wish I could fly

ok, but you get sucked into a jet engine.

I wish I could go back in time and see a Kiss concert.

wish granted but you only get one under the current understanding of time space which dictates that it is posable to go back in time but never forward by using a warm hole with a end on earth back in time and the other in space moving to fast to deterate quickly you enter this and walk out on the other side but you exsperance wierd side effects of the sudden slower speed and other unknowen effects of unprotected wormhole travil. You then realize you cant go see the consert becouse none of your bills are old enough and so your seen as a counterfiter and are jails but without any id that would acully work becouse all your id is dated to what they see as the futer.



I wish that I could find a way to travil though time that would allow both forwards and backwards travil insted of a one way trip.

Ok, but it results in horrible "timeline" side-effects like severe deformation and scars that don't go away and cause unimaginable pain.


I wish I met Ferrucio Lamborghini whaen he was still alive, and he didn't dislike or hate me!

Wish granted, but that would make you old, and you are constantly ordering the new generation to pull up there pants, turn down the music, and get those damm earrings out of their noses. We all hate you and set you to flame, and seeing as how you have arthritis you can't run fast enough to put out the fire. We then laugh.

I wish I had enough money to buy a bass guitar.

^granted. He doesn't dislike or hate you, he thinks you have weird hair so hesets it on fire. You live, but he sues you becasue you punched him for it.

I wish I could have school EVERY DAY

oo you beat me to it! lol.


Wish granted. You go to school every day but the classes are so utterly boring its not funny.


I wish I had a mace.

Ok, but a guy with a morning star (kind of like a mace, but it has a chain in between the head and handle. My favorite mideval weapon) comes and smashes your head to bits. Ooh, and he's on horseback.

I wish I could chuck a large amont of pennies off of the Empire state building and not get caught. Or fall.

Wish granted, except that theres a teleporter at the bottom which beams the pennies to a spot a few metres above your head with the velocity and momentum intact. Ouch.

I wish I had an umbrella.

wish granted but you break it by taking it out in the wind.

I wish I had the last two disk of Beserker

Wish granted, but they're all scratched and there are holes all through them.

I wish I could redo my room.

OK, but at the end everything is upside down, even the bed is bolted to the ceiling!


I wish I drove a Gallardo.

Wish granted but someone driving a nuke hits into you. (some crazy guy makes a nuke with a engein and 4 wheels go fig)

I wish that I was better at DDR

Wish granted! You are now better at DDR. But suddenly you are afflicted with a horrible malady and now are forced to live in a hospital bed, arms and legs all amputated.

I wish I could breathe through my nose. *sniffle*

Wish granted, but you breathe out so hard through your nose that you are blasted into the air and get sucked into a jet engine.

I wish I wasn't such a sugar junkie.

Wish granted you stop being a suger junkie but diside to try cyonide insted and die in the first try.

I wish that I spoke good japenese

Granted, but it's always in the past, which leaves you confused as to whether you are able to do it any more. <spooky music>

I wish for more hair

Granted, but it's not growing in a place I care to talk about.

I wish I wasn't so quite so lazy.

Wish granted you then go and work yourself to death on some lost cause and well you die pointlessly.


I wish that teams on warcraft and gunboud were more fair.

wish granted but now it's no fun.

cannot typw bevcause I'm all dizzy and I got a terrrible cold so could someone put it into wish form that I did not have a nasty cold?

( that makes no sence it's fun to have a good game of equal forces)

wish granted you how are on fire well your not cold or havinga cold now.

I wish the simpsons came on more often

wish granted. But it took the place of all the other good shows, including everything on Adult Swim and Saturday Night Live (which hasn't been playing because of the stupid olympics) and the animators and actors on all the shows, including the simpsons, get under so much stress that the ratings go down horribly, so now all they will play on any of the good stations is crappy daytime anime, kid's cartoons, and reruns of Friends and the Olympics.

i wish that I had a donut stand on the corner near my house so that I will have no trouble at all buying and devouring my heart's true love.

First cartoons rock so taht is cool and your also then made problem. there are no good shows (which would be by my opoin) and yet there are good shows in the end. so your wrong ha.



WIsh granted but in a GTA type of event some guy randomly destroys it with a Rocket launcher while being chased by the army and the army runs it over several times in the chase.


I wish that I had enough money to buy anything I wanted

Wish granted! However the government takes 98% of it for taxes.

I wish the speed limit was 80 mph instead of 65 mph.