Dibs on extra slice for my poetic effort

And to make this unspammy, have a great one. You're uhmm...wait a minute. let me edit this

nineteen! Yes, nineteen. Already officially an adult but still in a teenaged year. Interesting. Did your cake have 19 candles? We stopped with mass candles with my sister this year (16) we had 50 once...we set off the smoke alarm...I almost had an asthma attack...all in good fun...

Happy birthday chester. you're my age now.

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have fun.

Its my birthday on Monday.
Thats the 3rd of May.
This Monday coming.
Next week.
don't forget

gothic... i think that guy might live in my town... or one that looks rather similar... and he has like 20 parots!

Holy rusty door nobs!!! I'm going to be twenty tomorrow!

Welcome to the twenties, Agent WeeJ!
*much huggage*

Happy birthday WeeJ. You get a lovely young child leaning against a hard cement buttocks. I hope your 20th is smashing and not in the a cement creature just sat on you type way!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OUIJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you cant have a 20th birthday with out a dancer
<cues music for vic to dance (most likly a a jig of some sort) to>

<jigs in and begins to strip>

Happy birthday lil' Jenny, whats it like being old? i want to prepare

happy birthday baby girl... you rawk!! hope you have many, many more birthdays to come..
*huge hugs and lesbian kisses*

*Sings badly*

Weej is getting old, Weej is getting old. Nyer!

Happy birthday WeeJ

Happy Birthday Wee of the J

have a spiffy day...lucky person getting their birthday on a bank hol

\o/ /*\ \o/

Happy Birthday Weej

Much cake and celebrations for you. Hooray!

Happy Birthday!

*hands her some ribbons*

Happy Birthday, WeeJ! Hope it's a great one!

And your unique Google present (because google is the answer to all questions.) is

ps. nobs is spelled knobs (i missed it actually, but the almighty google found it)
pps. you are 20 and no longer desireable, talk to me when you are a teen again j/k I still love ya

EDIT: Forgot to say Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday, WeeJ! While I have nothing witty to say, I hope you find lots of glass eyes in your drink on this special, special, old day.

Ooh. Twenty.

Happy birthday, WeeJy! Sorry I couldn't come down on the weekend. Hope you guys had fun without me (insofar as it's possible).

Happy birthday WeeJ. Have a nice third decade. Yeah, that's right - TWO WHOLE DECADES HAVE SWEPT BY. DEATH DRAWS EVER CLOSER. You might as well dig yourself a grave right now, grandma.

made for you, weejie by me, emmy

lol oh now i feel like a art major

Happy Birthday WEEJ

Love doin' that.

*runs into thread panting and very much out of breath*

I'm so, so, sooooo sorry for missing this. In my defense I've been out of the country and in sunny Amsterdam since last Wednesday and I really haven't been on the board much at all recently

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

*runs off to find suitable present shouting*

I'll make it up to you my ickle wifey-o!

THANK YOU EVERYONE!!!!!

What a nice thing to come home from work to I love you guys

and Emmy, I'm not that short babe

to me you are, darling

Well, Emily is kinda tall for a girl

Aww, I missed it while I was offline. Happy belated birthday!!!

Wow. Been away for ages it seems. And I'm so honored to have been the first pinned b-day in the thread...yayness... .. darn I'm a tween now? (between teen and legal drinking age in the US(20)) , how horrid...ugh...

So thank you all that remembered ... and especially to Lolo for that is an awesome vase/vessel!

And now... to Candice, Pixie, Flee, Chester , Marsyas and Weej...


A very happy belated B-Day!!!

::Hug attack::

Ok I think I am updated now... phew ...

Thanks VVes!

I noticed it's cUt3 KiTYgUrL's birthday today too. Ah bless she's 13! A teenager! Anyone know what happened to her? Did we harange her out of the thread by taking the mick out of her text speak??

Lets hope so! She scared me! (Sorry for bitchy ness)

lol i dunno whats funnier, either people still thinking she's a real person or geoff making up a birthday for her

I have to say it, happy birthday cUt3 KiTYgUrL! That brief posting spree produced a hilarious and terrifying experiance!

EDITAww darn someone got there first.

happy birthday Sammi my X noobie!!!!!!!!!

SAMMI! SAMMI! I already IMed you but

HAPPPPPEEEE BIIIIIRRTTHHHDAAAAY



Gad, everyone keeps turning 15 all around me

Oh, and Max needs a standing ovation for his spelling. Get up, you people.

Happy birthday sammi. Don't follow.

e not a. but we all make mistakes.

your cluelessness, however, is so precious.

The troutman has a birthday too lol. Maybe it's just something natural to throw one in there.

I know you don't post much here beckers but I thought I would put a quick note in to say Happy Birthday Oxy!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO EVERYONE I MISSED! *HANDS YOU ALL CAKES*

And now it's time! The great unveiling of WeeJ's Birthday present! Straight from the US!



That's right! It her very own My Size© Pool! Built by Shifty Guy Construction Company! This pool was dug specifically for WeeJ to enjoy a lavish Southern swim! It comes complete with a two foot shallow end to do things with her boyfriend that only adults should do. The deep end is a whopping four foot deep in which she could...well do the same things, only in deeper water!! Contact the President of Shifty Guy Construction, Mr. Dodgey Man, to find out how to enjoy your wonderful pool today!

Water and ringworms not included.


Okay, so now that the silliness is over, this is what I've been doing. Digging a hole. Yep. It started out as just a hole, then turned into WeeJ's birthday present. I wanted it to be deep enough to stand in, but I got sort of lazy and that's how it turned out. It'll be filled in soon, because mom's threatening to bury me in it if I don't. Happy Birthday, darling. From your favorite shifty guy.

That is the coolest thing anyone has ever done for me ever Vic. I can't believe you dug a hole for me A chunk out of America just for me!


THANK OOOOOO SQUISHY DARLING

Lots of birthdays today.

Happy birthday Prezgfish even though you don't come here anymore:



Happy birthday silver star angel of da towers



Happy birthday shib

prez sez thanx, etc...

he got a plush Cthulu (men in black version), and has since been demanding that we obey it.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALL THREE!

- From your local K-mart store.*

Above post is not associated with KMART© or any of its divisions*

I don't even know if K-mart has divisions.

Tankies everybody I love that angel, too

Even though he isn't here...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE 'BOSH!

I'll check the alleys outside my city...I bet he's drinkin' his alcohol now.

He was drinking it yesterday. I bet he's roundly cursing us all. Yep, it's 10am, hangover prime time.

Yeah well he deserves it *sulk* for not inviting me to his birthday drinks session!

Only joking bud, happy bifyday you sllaaaaaaaagg!

Happy birthday Inky! Last year I looked up Inky and you got an ink drop, so I thought I would go for Kybosh this year. For your big 2...5 you get 4 men looking rather vacant!



Happy birthday and I hope you got pissed but not too pissed!