And now it's time! The great unveiling of WeeJ's Birthday present! Straight from the US!
That's right! It her very own My Sizeİ Pool! Built by Shifty Guy Construction Company! This pool was dug specifically for WeeJ to enjoy a lavish Southern swim! It comes complete with a two foot shallow end to do things with her boyfriend that only adults should do. The deep end is a whopping four foot deep in which she could...well do the same things, only in deeper water!! Contact the President of Shifty Guy Construction, Mr. Dodgey Man, to find out how to enjoy your wonderful pool today!Water and ringworms not included.
Okay, so now that the silliness is over, this is what I've been doing. Digging a hole. Yep. It started out as just a hole, then turned into WeeJ's birthday present. I wanted it to be deep enough to stand in, but I got sort of lazy and that's how it turned out. It'll be filled in soon, because mom's threatening to bury me in it if I don't. Happy Birthday, darling. From your favorite shifty guy.