Hetay Atazonemay Hreadtay orfay igpay atinlay.

Nyoneay antway otay laypay?

Iay may Irsay Axerpopplemay, owway histay say eallyray tupidsay.

Accordingway otay isthay ebsiteway, itway ouldshay ebay "upidstay" andway otnay tupidsay. Atway eastlay at'sthay owhay Iway earndlay Igpay Atinlay.

Osay tay say, ymay igpay atinlay say a itbay ustyray.

At'sthay allway ightray. Alsoway erethay isway ifferentday ialectsday of Igpay Atinlay. Orfay exampleway, Iway implysay utpay "way" ehindbay ordsway atthay artstay ithway away owelvay.

Iway amway assumingway atthay orfay ouryay ialectday, "tay" andway "say" areway equivalentway otay Englishway "it" andway "is"?

Atthay ishay owhay Ihay earnedlay oota, Eoffgay.

Osay....atwhay arehay eway oingay ootay alktay abouthay?

Esyay.

Oooway! Andicecay usesway "hay" insteadway of "way" afterway ordsway atthay artstay ithway away owelvay.

Iway ouldshay ytray itway...

Ohhay oybay owdyhay! Isthay ishay excitinghay!

Ashay orfay iscussionday, Ihay on'tday eallyray arecay. Ihay amhay openhay otay uggestionssay.

Hatway romptedpay hetay deaay orfay a onnay-nglishay orumfay?

Nyoneay nowkay?

onay, utbay Iay avegay (u)pay (o)nay eadingray allay histay. hitsay say hetay (o)nlyay (o)theray anguagelay Iay ancay peaksay.

hatway'sway hetay owelvay & "th" ulesray?

Ithay ependsday. Orfay Irsay Axerpopplemay, ehay ustjay opsdray ethay owelvay andhay addshay "ay." Ihay on'tday opdray ethay owelvay, Ihay eitherhay addhay "hay" orhay "way" Ependingday onhay owhay Ihay eelfay.

Ashay orfay "th," ustjay eattray ithay ikelay anyhay onsonantshay. Ovemay emthay otay ethay ackbay ofhay ethay ordway. Ikelay "isthay" = "this."

Ohhay, Ihay aven'thay adhay isthay uchmay unfay orfay ahay onglay imetay. I'mhay uchsay ahay eekgay.

Ankythay ouyay, Iay ucksay atay eadingray igpay atlin. Isthay isay unfay utbay itay akestay imetay. It'say evenay arderhay otay eakspay itay!

Iay ustmay akemay aay owelbay ovementmay ownay.

Ihay idday otnay eednay otay owknay atthay.

Renay otnay eway llay?

Iay ishway heretay asway a ayway otay akemay "quote" ntoiay igpay atinlay.

Ikelay uoteqay? ethay usualay uleray orfay "Q" oesn'tday applyay inay igpay atinlay, oesday itay?

Ithay ouldway ebay (haha ebay!) otequay.

Ihay ikelay atthay ordway....otequay.

Itay oundssay ikelay a erealcay romfay tarsay arsway.

maolay....oday ouya antway omesay ugarsay onhay ourya Otequay, Axerpopplemay?

ehehehehay....Axerpopplemay.

Andicecay oesn'tday avehay uchmay ofhay ahay ingray ootay ithay.

Anday othictheysaygay ustjay oundssay onfusingcay.

Enwhay idday ouyay earnlay otay eakspay igpay atinlay, eoplepay?

Enwhay Ihay asway inhay econdsay adegray, Ihay inkthay.

Ithay ooktay ahay ittlelay ongerlay orfay emay otay earnlay owelsvay, oughthay. Ikelay, irdthay adegray.

Iay an'tcay ememberray henway Iay earnedlay otay peasksay igpay atinlay.

Iay upposesay Irsay Axerpopplemay lsoay oundssay ikelay a amenay romfay tarsay arsway.

Igersongtay -- ustjay oesn'tday avehay ethay amesay ingray otay itway.

Ihay earnedlay Igpay Atinlay inway radegay evensay? Ihay inkthay. Ymay iendfray Angelahay aughttay emay owhay. Ihay uessgay atthay Ihay amhay ahay owslay earnerlay. OLLay!

Eyhay, Iay ancay eadray isthay asterfay ownay ithway acticepray! Anday petyay itay asterfay ootay.

Racticepay akesmay erfectpay. Iay indfay hetay amesay hingtay appenshay otay emay.

Otnay otay ebay ickypay, utbay "y" inhay "type" ishay ahay owelvay. Osay itshay ouldshay ebay "ypetay" otnay "petyay." Ustjay atthat Ihay ouldn'tcay eadray ithay orfay ethay ongestlay imetay! OLLay. Epyay, ithay ishay easierhay everyhay imetay ouyay ("y" inhay isthay asecay ishay ahay onsonantcay ) acticepray.

Ohay ateverwhay ouyay

I'may akingmay aay andwichsay.

Amnday, Iay an'tcay avehay a andwhichsay. Amnday assoverpay.

Opstay akingmay emay eelfay uiltygay aboutay otnay abstainingay omfray eadbray ouyay oodgay ewjay ouyay. Eway idday oday edersay, oughthay. Umyay ineway. Ymay istersay eptkay yingtray otay eaksnay oremay. Eway areay yingtryay otay eatay allay ethay atzomay upay...eway oughtbay ootay uchmay. Ymay ncestorsmay areay obablypray angrayay.

Ehmay Iay adhay iceray yselfmay ootay. Tiay asway exicanmay oodfay hatway asway Iay otay oday. Incesay Iay evernay ogay otay empletay Iay rytay otay reservepay hetay itualsray osay Iay evernay orgetfay hemtay. Hattay ayway, Iay maay oingday ymay artpay otay reservepay hetay eligionray. Ndaay hat'stay hetay ostmay mportantay artpay orfay emay, otay reservepay hetay ulturecay.

Ethay eligionray asway evernay eallyray oneday operpray atay ouray ousehay. Enwhay ymay adday asway owinggray upay ehay asway Orthodoxay. Eway on'tday ogay otay empletay atay allay. Otheray anthay olidayshay eway on'tday oday anythingay. Eway on'tday iscussday uchmay.

esYay, ooglegay ownay omescay nihay igpay atinlay avourflay:

http://www.google.com/intl/xx-piglatin/

Unfortunatelyay, ouyay ustmay ypetay inay englishay otay etgay earchsay esultsray. Iay houghtay itay ouldway orkway inay igpay atinlay, ohay ellway.

Openay! Ypetay inay "igpay atinlay" anday itay avegay emay esultsray.

Iay atehay atzahmay. Orrysay utbay itay eedednay otay ebay aidsay.

Iay onlyay ancyfay itay ithway otslay ofay utterbay. Otslay anday otslay ofay utterbay.

Ahtway ethay ellhay isay everybodyay alkingtay aboutay? Iay aven'thay okenspay igpay atinlay inay oremay anthay ixsay earsyay anday Iay an'tcay understanday.

Oahway...

Ellway ouya eemsay otay ypetay reetypay ellway orfay omeonesay howay oesn'tday nowkay igpay atinlay ellway.

i cant speak it but i cant read/write it

lol

oh yah


ehmay

Iay hinktay hattay igpay atinlay siay eryvay upidstay anday eryvay annoyingay

Iay inkthay hatthay ouhay avehay otnay ookedlay tahay tiay noughehay otay oticenay tsihay armschay

ouyay ightray. iay avehay otnay seduhay ecretsay odescay incesay iay asway ahay ittlelay hildcay......

CHINGA!

igpay atinlay uckssay

I-ay ink-thay at-thay it-hay is-hay easier-hay oo-tay ead-ray en-whay ou-yay use-hay yphen-hays. at-thay is-hay all-hay.

eatingchay

Ardonpay? Yphenshay essmay itay upay orfay emay. Eythay etgay annoyingay.

ouryay othermay

Owway, isthay orumfay isay eryvay amusingay. Iay ouldshay omecay erehay oremay ofternay... Iay idn'tday ealiseray atthay erethay aray ifferentday ialectsday ofay igpay atinlay, utbay iay upposesay atthhay itay akesmay ensesay.

Eeriochay!
~Ausay

Eetingsgray oobnay. Iay an'tcay ollectcay ouyay, Iay avehay eenbay eniedday ymay ightray otay anyay oremay oobsnay until esethay aduategray. Utbay anymay elcomesway.

Avehay nlyoay ustjay orkedway utoay hatway histay asway!!

Otnay uresay Iay avehay hetay atiencepay orfay tiay houghtay.

Oodgay deaiay, indmay ouyay....

Ivaguy cavacan ovogonlivigy spevegeek uvaguv. Ivaguy canvaga novagot spevgeek pivagiv lavagativagin.

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I can only speek uvaguv. I can not speak pig latin.