I've eventually got the new shop online. Hurrah!

It's taken ages to make, many thanks to Mr Fuzzy for aiding and rarely hindering the process, and to MissyA for being my guinea pig.

I'm clearing out _everything_ so if you don't buy it now it might not be there next time. Big things are afoot in the world of Matazone merchandise....

There's a sale on with 15% off of all adult T-shirts and tops in the shop. Double hurrah!

If you've bought a T-shirt from me before then you make yourself an account and write a review of it in the new system.

And...

The semi-mythical Matazone badges are now available to buy in there too.

http://www.matazone.co.uk/shop

*collapses in a heap from the work of sorting it all out*

This is just mean here me trying to save money cause I'm going to spend it all at the weekend on Goth stuff and you go a put a sale on!!!!!

Any way how longs the sale on for cause I want a Cannibal Sex Kitty T shirt!
And hopefully manage not to bugger up the order as I did so successfully last time!

Oooh badges!! I've just brought some more as I seem to have lost most of mine!
I wouldnt know what to say for a review though, besides "I wuv my t shirt!!"

I am fastly spending all my money I barely have..

I feel a bit uberspecial, having been the first to try the new shop out this morning. Oh man. I have lived the dream, kids. I'm going to declare today as a personal holiday and never ever ever ever turn off my computer again! *bounces like a fangirl*

No really. The shop looks cool, you should go look. It'll probably entice you into buying something.

Cath - The sale is on until everything is gone. Seriously, these things are not coming back in stock. My favourite T-shirt printer (the one that gave me the best prints without me having to nag him constantly) has just decided to retire from screen-printing after 25 years in the business and I'm moving on to a different plan, so you can wait if you want but it's all very much while stocks last.

CM - Any review such as 'I wuv my Tee' will be better than the gaping void of reviews I have at the moment, but you're more than welcome to say anything about the speed of delivery, T-shirt quality, print quality etc etc etc

Missy - You were really helpful to me this morning, I appreciate it. Your test transaction showed up a couple of bugs that I didn't know about so I could get them sorted before going live. Thanks

Hey, anything that gives me fangirl bragging rights is awesome by me.

I WAS FIRST NYAH NYAH NYAH

... That's enough of that.

Stick that in yer review hole!

I mean... I wrote you a quick review of my first Mata T. Now things look a little less bare.

Who's a review whore now, eh, Fuzzy? Oh. That'd be me... hmmm...

I bought another t-shirt and my missing badge...so much for saving >_>


....i also sorta wrote a review >_>

I just read that...

You knobend, Paddy. Roofle!

Pat. You're terrible.

heheh i know i know, i shouldn't tell tall tales....there was only one really

I'm going to have to put a disclaimer on my T-shirts "Amazon women delivery service may be replaced by your normal postal worker without prior notice".

Thanks for the reviews, it makes the place look a bit nicer

Well, I hope you're happy, Mata. I've just sent you $33.29. That sale is just far too tempting... it lured me in and I was powerless to stop it. But I've been wanting a t-shirt for a long time. And I got the set of five badges, too... they're so damn cute. Yay! Can't wait till they arrive!

AARGH! There is no way I can get my allowance to balloon to the amount I want to spend now. And I have to spend fast before everything is gone! Yikes! Money coming your way Mata!

Yea!!!! I took a deep breath, dusted the cobwebs off my wallet, cherished my Matazone T - shirt virginity for a moment and spent some money.

But, where are the 'I can smell your brains' baby tees??? I went on primarily to buy my son a tee, but there were none there!!!*




*Okay, I may be using that as an excuse, 'cos really I wanted to buy for myself but couldn't justify it and as I was wasn't buying for him but I was there anyway.... *

You mean these ones?

http://www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_inf...7&products_id=8

For some reason I'd put their stock at 0, thanks for pointing that out

You can also get Little Goth Girl baby Tees too.

http://www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_inf...&products_id=25

Ohhh....

*runs to get wallet out of the crypt*

.... and i dont have pay pal...


*goes and cries in a corner*

Damn it Mata!!!! You made me spend money I was going to wait till I actally had to spend it!

Well I will now be the proud owner of a Canibal Sex Kitty T and a I Can Smell your Brains T. and I even done a review of the last one I bought!

Whoo...I dont get the next bit of my student loan for a week and i'm already spending it

yay for matazone t-shirts

Okay - I feel a little scabby that the first time I brought t - shirts was when there was a sale on....

I swear I would have brought them full price, I was just getting around to it and then this kinda prompted me.....

*wanders off wondering if she should buy something really expensive from the shop to make herself feel better*

thats what the overdraft on your bank account is for

I still can't find a section for this magic Babges.

WHERE ARE THE BABGES!

Try here.

hmm...I'm slightly confused, yesterday the prices were all in £s but today they are all in $s!

but meh. I'm getting my lgg top thanks to moop - woo! yay for brothers with big "free" overdrafts!

it occurs to me that this might just be one of those "closing down sales" which shops have occasionally but don't actually close down, its just a way to sell lots of old stock, shame on you mata!

Ye! Scamming us into spending money we dont have till next week!

There's a box on the bottom right where you can pick your currency and everything in the shop changes. Maybe you scrolled that by mistake.

And I certainly hope that this really is a closing down sale, if it's not then it will mean that a deal I'm trying to make hasn't happened and I shall be very annoyed.

It's possible in the future I might do limited edition prints, but I hope to not get involved with the large scale shop setup again, it eats time (not to mention space in my 'office').

limited edition t-shirt with mittens a la rocky horror picture show? has to be done

and it really is a very small office, i've seen it! (who wants to touch me? )

You wish....

Oh rapture! My "This is my world, I share it with no one" t-shirt came yesterday! Along with my complete set of badges (they're now living very happily in a nice little arrangement on the strap of my schoolbag). I've been having an absolutely horrible week on many levels and it brightened my day. *Hugs t-shirt*. Buy one, everybody. Because, as Mr. Snaffleburger tells us: "All your troubles can be solved through shopping." LOL.

You've been to the office, SPS? *Starstruck expression* *Apprehensively touches his arm* Wooooooww.... Hehe. LOL.

Overreacting? No. Never. I'm a Matazone t-shirt virgin. It's my right to overreact.

I brought three. And all the badges. And they came the day after I ordered them. Now THAT is service.

*tips Mata*

I may have to buy another Mittens one actually. Seeing as I want to wear it everyday and I think everyday washing and tumble drying may kill it eventually. With two, I can do a rotation...

Cheers Mata, Snoo's and my t-shirts and badged arrived a few days ago...brightened up my crappy week

*hugs Mata*

Now...which to wear? Always decisions

Not mine!

I'm so glad I'm gonna see you at ze weekend so I can yoink it off you!

*joins in with the Mata hugging*

yay!

Aww, thanks! I do try hard to get everything in the post as soon as I can, occasionally I'm a bit scatter brained and things get delayed a day or two, but often I get things into the post within 16 hours of the order being placed, meaning the next day delivery is a possibility.

Much as I've been happy to do this all for the last two and a half years (thereabouts) I'm not going to miss it either when everything has sold out, you'd be surprised how much time it takes up even with only one or two T-shirts to pack and send.

Umm.. did my order go through? I bought a "Hack the corporate reality" mr sb t shirt, and the set of badges on the 19th.. but unless one of my family members has gotten up super early and stolen them for themselves (which I highly suspect) I dont think its gotten here yet.

I thought I'd better ask seeing as last time the stuff got here really quickly.

Mat, I've sent you a PM, you were one of six people hit by a bit of teething trouble that the shop had (Cath was too!). It's fixed now but I need some details from you to sort it out. Check your PMs/your registered PayPal email address and it's all explained in there. Cheers!

Yup! My order went scuwiff yet again but this time it weren't my fault but seeing as I'm sitting here having sorted it the other day and recieving them about 15mins ago complete with doodles I don't care. Thanks Mata!
*joins Mata Hug and skips off to do happy bunny dance*