right now as i type, there are...count them...11 Guests on the forum.

WHY WHY WHYYYYYY??

they are reading our very thoughts, but they cannot post, am i correct?

they are just here to watch??


creepy

OMG nooooooo! Its like some crazy reality TV thing or something

*runs screaming from the room*

.......thers 12 guestes on right now....now 15...now 11....16...ooo scary stuff....AH i waonder if there gonna read what im writin right now?! thats scaaaary..
its like onea them dumb tv shows....(tha ones that give me nightmares...not reallyy)...where ther like followin your around...here everything u say...see everything u do....and evvveerrryyone else sees and knows too....and u never knows whos watchin u......i coulda just said reality TV sumthingy huh....but yea....scaaaary...*looks behind herself*.....*gasp* sumbodys watchin me nnnnnnoooo!....hmm-hhm^_^

----Kal

*waves* hi guests! (join to reply....go on, you know you want to)

*tempts the guests in with offers of cheese sandwiches and a good view from up on the ceiling*

*waves sandwich*

some people much rather be losers and only read the fun insted of joining in. Anti-social little people... tsk... what a shame it is.

Ther does seem to be alot of guests at the moment! *chucks granade at guests to see if we can clear a few!* Your either in or your Poo!

There's twenty three at the moment (or there were a second ago). I think thats the most I've ever seen.

Its Google indexing the boards - one board I use had 30 gogglebots at one point

AH! Holy cruddy crud crud of crudness!!! 15 on right now... *sighs and shakes head*
whater we gonna do with you guestes people...??....hm....do you like seein monkeys dance? *turns around and shakes butt..singin* "a buttay buttaaayy!"... come dance wits me!


----Kal

(now 18 guestes people!!) *still dancein*..........."OHH! BUTTAY BUTTAY!!"




----Kal

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hehe

lol....yup
8dances sum more* "OH! BUTTAY BUTTAY!!" i like that song!!

Hello and welcome vouyeaurs... do you like to watch??

depends on what I'm watching

Well, if you're a guest/vouyeur here I'd say you'd be watching a loada inane chatter amongst like minded creatures!

There are certainly more interesting things to watch!

I know and I have watched! To use the words of Ultraviolence "Three Women - No Men

Mark! Stop that... you're a VERY naughty boy!! *goes to get riding crop*

Now *ahem* perhaps we should be doing something to encourage our band of vouyeurs to join us - any suggestions?? I reckon a trail of smarties could work....

I'll muse for you if I get some riding crop!

*ahem*

Create an elaborate system of ropes and pulleys at the end of the smartie trail, so's if they do eat the smarties, they fall into the forum regardless of whether candy really affected the decision of the guest.

Googlebot is a tough custemor.

*giggles wiv riding crop in hand*

I like the rope idea, I think that'll work (well, it works for me!!)

D'you suppose it'll be more effective if we only use blue smarties for the trail??

Yes, but toss in a few reds if they start to stray.

Are reds more addictive, I thought all of the E numbers in blue stuff would bring them to us - in a mindless, zombie type state kinda thing!!

So, what will we do with them once they're in our power??

sorry mistress

Now, now - Syuu and I will have to beat you if you don't behave... or maybe this is a good way of reeling in the vouyeurs!?!

*tries to look interesting it lure in the guests*

Think I failed, ah well...you want a hand with that intricate pulley system?

Yeah, you'll haveto untangle Mark from the rope first though!!

Well there's 17 at the moment so you better hurry up and sort it or they'll escape!!!

*hammers nails into random pulleys*

muahahahahaha

Warning: Boring post approaching.

The large numbers of guests seen these days mostly aren't people, they're search engine spiders. I've just not quite managed to work up the energy to mod the forum code so it can be made to recognise the new ones.

spiders eh? hmm....

EEP! Spiders!! I'm even more scared now!!!
Starts looking into making spider traps!

Don't worry dear I'll save you. Super Teapot to the rescue.

*sprays insecicides over forum*

*tugs at Superhero underwear*

Nice work Super-Teapot!!

You have saved Cath, and her girlish shreiks, from imminent molestation by spiders!!

But knowing it's spidery-things and not voyeurs isn't nearly as interesting, is it?! Syuu, wanna go play with the riding crop anyway??

*southern american accent* My Hero!!!

Can I play!

Let's all play! The riding crop is our friend! *frolicks off with franken-sarah and markslut in tow*

Ohhh... Wait for me.....

*goes scampering after - gimp boy in tow*

I have a name you know!!

Only when I decide you do, bitch....

*hangs head* yes Mistress...

*strokes SPS*

Mmmmmmm...

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Ooo! Play time!

*due to a hiccup with my outfit I can't attend tonights fetish party IRL, but here will do*