This is for those bits of icky information you feel you have to share with people but you know that there reaction will be 'Thats just to much information!'

So I'll start this off with - I was a happy bunny this week due to the fact I went away last weekend and was expecting to start my period but it didn't start till I got the day after I got back! So all in all I had a really good weekend with no hassels! Yay!

Dude, that was way too much information. Hmmm... now I have to think of something equally gross.

Give me a couple of days on this one...

What are you talking about? The entirety of your Livejournal is "too much information".

Yeah, but this time I'm going for a complete information overload.

Cool! That's what we want round here! But it's got to be true! or I'll get angry!

I have an ikky pus thinggy on my big toe. Not sure what it is so I'll poke it some more before.

Nice one Cath...I think. Y'know what they say, when the river runs red take the dirt track instead.

Or the London-centric one I made up today: when there's flooding on the Central Line, go via Bakerloo

Lmao, thats brillient. Especially with all the present flash flooding. How ingenious. *copies the gag*

course you have to know the colours of the lines on the underground map.....geek
(for the record central is red and bakerloo is brown.....and hammersmith and city is salmon pink which i find slightly amusing....i wonder if the people that work on that line are the butt off all the underground in jokes? )

So what does that make Hammersmith.... PMT??

There are socks under my bed that would stick to the wall if you threw them hard enough.

I had a spot which exploded twice when I squeezed it this morning! First time with loads of goo then the second time a bit of goo and blood!!

Since it's so freakin' hot, I have decided next couple of hours i will be nekkid!

Now before someone says OMGPIX!!!11@, the only person seeing me like that is teh boyfriend so NYAH!

I have a rash on my butt that hurts.

Ah, I feel your pain sister cept I have blemishes on my bum

I use my passenger seat to wipe my hands on... often this includes snot I've picked. Tehehe!

PEUUGHH!! Nat, do you wipe it on the edge or the underside of the seat or just square in the middle??

I've got PMT and my stomach is soooo bloated I look like I'm 6 months pregnant! Incidentally, in this premenstrual state if someone asked me if I were actually pregnant I'd burst into tears!

I found a pair of socks today that would up and stick to a wall if you just asked them nicely ...

If only you had been able to say that as a man.

i shaved today, becaus lord knows you shouldnt shaves on your period... and now i have razor burn from hell... and it itches.

i got an ingrown hair in my armpit and it got all red and goobery so i picked the hair out. when i put deoderant on, it started to burn so i had to run and wash it off. i'm so glad it was cool and rainy today or i'd be quite ripe.

Not exactly square... but in the middle, like where your thighs rest. Tehehee.

Narth - I didn't know u aren't meant to shave then but one time when I was running late for going out, I was shaving my bikini line and cut myself... eeeeeeeoooooowwwwwwww! What's worse is it bleeds like hell.

Neither do I.

And now I have razor burn and pad chafing in my delicate place.

You lot make my fragrant socks sound quite sexy

Now, sniffing Weejs socks could be the sort of cringey thing that could be added to this thread!!

And, no, you're not supposed to shave when it's your period cos your body'd more sensitive and, apparently, takes longer to heal at that time too. Hell, I have probs with pad-rash even if I haven't shaved!! Ouch!!

*bumping because I'm bored and inspired by Cath*

someone must have something gross to share!

I'd been lazy and not shaved my pubes for a while. Shaved 'em yesterday and it took for-freaking-ever. Very little itchiness, though. That's always good.

I tried useing hair melting cream on my pubes ....I had an allergic reaction so now I have a burning seeping rash that makes my knickers stick to me.

Oh and one time I waxed down there and bruised myself really badly

I touched myself three times today!

Oftentimes I clog the toilet with my awesome sharting powers. I use the plunger on an average of about 3-4 times a week.

One of my cats (bless her soul) was buried in a tupperware tin in our backyard. AFTER she died, you morons.

I nearly puked when I read through this thread...

I haven't had sex since August and I'm missing it.

I decided to see how long my armpit hair would grow. By this point (~1cm) it's usually shaved, but not today. I think part of the reason I decided to see how long they grow is because I want to know how far I can push myself into not caring about what others think of me, and I want to know that other peopl's opnions based on my physical appearance and not me as a person are pretty much worthless, unless I am trying to bed them that is. But even then hairyness shouldnt be a factor, especialy seeing as the hairyness locks in the pheramones . Also though, I remember when I was younger that I could wind them around my finger.

Ahh, the wonders of tampons

My bed squeaks!!

I always pee before Music Theory!

As long as it's not the one from the old flat!! (Ryn inherited it off another flatmate) we ended up lashing it together for the previous owner cause you could here it squeak from the point furthest away from it in the flat!!!!!!

Christ. Now I don't feel so bad about being celibate since January.

Several of my clothes perminantly smell like grease and seafood from work. I have two sets of work pants that often go a few days without washing.

Any substance that comes out of the body (or even the mention of it) has the potential of making me sick. Some more than others, but if you want to make me vomit, that's how to do it (however, if you do it on purpose, I will vomit on you; I've done it before).

THere's been mad amounts of sexual tension between me and several of my female friends since pretty much the moment we met. They think I'm hot, meaning they must do a lot of acid.

I don't know where else to put this, but I have to let this out: I met this chick who bears a striking resemblence to LoLo. It's scary. Her hair's darker and she's ten years younger, but she looks like an younger, equally-hot version of Lo (and she even answers to Lolo; what's that whole cross-dimentional theory again?).

NO this is another bed that squeaks. Although for all the right reasons!

One time at band camp.... *trails off*

Black eyeliner, black lipstick and black eyeshadow turn me on, be it on me or another person.

Why does she answer to my name?

I'll try to find out, Lo. Jeez...it was disturbing. It was hard for me to continue to call her "Gina." I was a step away from saying something like, "Does it still piss you off when people buy you stuff?" or "When do you think Mata's gonna make another Lapin animation?"

Anyhow, I look really, really sexy wearing electrical tape, black eyeliner, black lipstick and black nailpolish. I have photographic evidence to prove it.

The world will soon be over-run by the monkey overlords...

It IS true, its not pretty and I for one cant wait...

I keep my hair-down-there trimmed nicely...

its always withing a 1/4 inch or a certain length...

And this is an uncommon thing?

I only have one lesbian friend!

Me turned on is a lot different from the standard person being turned on. I'd go into detail, but that's too much even for this thread. Suffice it to say that when I see a hot goth chick, my friends are sure to avoid me at all costs for fear of what I could do. Similarly, when I wear said makeup, I become a walking dynamo of sexual energy. Picking up chicks with me when I'm like that is fun.

Anyhow, my brother has abnormally hairy legs, but almost no hair on his upper body.

Nude pictures of me exist.

one time in a hotel room i was pleasuring myself and i hit the roof... i wont say with what....