Oh Lord, no showers? I couldn't take it.

Ummm. I still have annoying pimples on my nipples, and a few in the nether region.

Argh. I hate nipple zits.

My TMI... uhm, I need a shower >.< that's all I have right now. Unless I tell you all about the zit I have on my arm, which has been there since I was about 14 (that's about 7 years then)

whoo posting again so soon? yes.

today there were two big ugly hairs growing out of a mole on my chin. I felt like a witch. I plucked them.

Also I accidentally cut my ankle in the shower while shaving... I do this a lot, so I thought it was just a nick, until I looked back at my foot when I got out and saw it covered with blood and on the rug too. Yikes.

I have this zit growing under my nose, which hurts a lot if I touch it. Today someone mistaked it for a booger.

I`ve got a loose tooth that makes me schlur when I shpeak. I`ve got a dentist appointment in two weeks and I don`t want to go before I have to, even though it really hurts when I bite on it.

I am very farty at the moment. I find it funny, but other's don't quite so much.
Also, after a moment of flailing this morning, I now have a bruise on the side of my head due to headbutting my knee. Not really TMI, but I am refraining from posting some.

Sometimes I think tessellation is sexual. Sometimes I like to touch it.

I had a dream the other night that my old man cheated on my mom with a chick I go to university with. She's nineteen and I used to hit on her a lot. I woke up in a cold sweat and was freaked out all day.

Where's the TMI? Unless it was a wet dream....

My feet are currently...well...pretty horrible. Ste used them to scratch his own feet on the other day. They are like sandpaper. Sandpaper that randomly flakes off in icky flakes of disgustingness.

Edit: ARGH! Silly moop being logged in...grr. This is cand again.

So like.. pubic hair shaving with an electric shaver is quite exciting, even though my shaver isn't super powerful, it still buzzes real loud and it does have a sharp surrated edge so when it is floating it around the groin region the thought that blood flow could quickly be cut from sensitive bits by sharp blades makes the whole thing a great experience!

I HATE having a stuffy nose. I can bear a runny one, but when it's stuffy and I can't breathe through it, I spend so much time honking into tissues. Now, these past five days or so I've honked a lot of snot out, but when it's stuffy and nothing comes out and it doesn't get any better... that's the most frustrating thing ever. I couldn't get back to sleep and I tried for hours.

Have you tried a vaporizer next to the bed to help steam out your sinuses? I also heard of gargling warm water with salt and baking soda. The salt to help your sore throat and the baking soda for the sinuses. Haven't tried that one though so it's a mystery if it works.
Local chemist should have some liquids to help drain the sinuses. Hope you feel better soon.
TMI? Red itchy bumps on the inside of the elbow from using the wrong soap with sensitive skin.

A very old man told me yesterday that I had the most sensuous shoulders he had ever seen and then proceeded to try and touch them.

Ew ew ew ew ew ew.

Aww, thanks Ashbless.

I am so sorry, Elphaba. *hands memory eraser*

Pimples! Those damn pimples! I seem to be breaking out all over my face AND all over slightly less public areas x_x

Wy, my love for you has just gone up about 20 or so notches =D




So, I'm at home for the winter break, and when I'm at home I tend to sleep naked. During one such night, I apparently turned over in my sleep and somehow scratched my nipple to the point of it bleeding........ever try to explain nipple blood to your family when trying to wash your sheets? Yeah, I couldn't even get a sentence out without laughing to tears. They gave up after I was laughing so hard I couldn't move.

There are about three adverts I have seen today that have made anal bleaching come to mind o.O

Spunk is surprisingly tenacious at not coming off when you wash.

It is also very very very sticky. Like glue.

What on earth is anal bleaching?

It is a practice of making the skin around the anus sparkling white with creams and goo. Well, probably not sparkling. But lighter colored.

And if that's not euphemistic, why do people go about doing this?

Perhaps it is because the darker coloured Butt-Skin puts people off the poo-ricfice.

The parents went to the local store to pick up a few items (bread, milk, and the like) and I found myself home alone with the better part of 45 minutes to myself. I masturbated - no pictures, no movies, no fantasies - just to see if I could do it without anything. It worked. And it was good.

Right.. Well this is one from my friend. Two days ago, it was blazing hot, so we decided to go swimming. We met up at my house, and Eli and I go "Steph, what are those ugly pants you're wearing on top of your batheing suit?" Her reply ... "I forgot to shave".

So, apparently, I have incredibly dry eyes. So much so that they often hurt really badly when I sleep and feel like they have things stuck in them. This means that I now have an eye ointment to put on before sleepytimes.

This stuff....oh man. It's like I'm seeing the world through steamy windows when I put it on. It has a similar texture to snot, and gets all caught up in my eyelashes in the process (I've not quite perfected putting it on yet). I should really take a picture of my eyes when I do it tonight, because it looks like someone just sneezed all over them.

Do you remember when I had to use that eye lube stuff? I looked like I had either been crying without the associated redness or I'd smothered my eyes in vaseline... and I had to reapply every three hours, that was fun.

I guess something sort of TMI is that the shower in my halls has started being either way too hot or way too cold and I burnt my feets by using it

The guy who lives next to me found an out of date yoghurt pot in our fridge. It was frozen to the back, so we removed it. Turns out the yoghurt itself had actually frozen too, to the point where we could actually remove the thing from the pot as a kind of snowball, albeit a strange powdery one that smelled funny. Naturally we did the responsible thing, but after being microwaved on full power for a few minutes, it still smelled kinda funny. As did the microwave. So there we are, with a pot of something that certainly smelled kind of yoghurty, but actually looked like a pot of urine with some melted polystyrene in. So we used it to make an ice lolly. Then we let it melt, except some of it wouldn't. Kind of ended up as a spongy white mass, which someone else thought looked like the brain of a small mammal. Needless to say, neither of us tested whether or not it was still edible. Foodstuffs are exciting.

I've just coughed up a milky mass of phlegm. Yum.

I coughed so hard this morning that I apparently bore down enough with my vaginal muscles to push my tampon half way out.

There is an abnormal mount of wax in my right ear. I went to scratch the inner part og my outer ear (I'm sure there's a term for it) and came back with a fingernail full of wax and some on my finger. And I mean like chunks.

Long story short: Snot rockets can be fun.

Damn you stole mey thunder!! I was going to say about the crusty black gunk I clear out of my ear earlier!

You either mean the conch bowl or the external auditory meatus (ear canal), probably the latter.

*points and shouts*

EAR NERD! EAR NERRRRD!

Oh no, I cannot let this thread die.

I have a pimple quite near my ladyparts that is all dark and bruise-y looking. And then I have some more there that aren't like that, but still annoying!

Well, this is from about two days ago..

I was bored and in the mood for something sweet, and I found cake mix. I decided the cake mix was better than the actual cake, and ate that instead. (There was enough to make 24 cupakes. I made 8). I got a REALLY bad stomache ache. I ended up farting all through the night. It smelled really bad, and my underpants had a stain in the morning.

I've had a really abnoxious cold for the past week, now. At school a few days ago I started out with a sammich sized ziplock bag fulll of tissues (a stack about 2-3 inches thick worth) and went through the whole thing before the end of school. And I mean, I really used these tissues to their best extent!

Thats aloooot of snot =(

Period+ Semen+ abdominal muscles= mess.

*snerk*
I was just standing up to go to the loo.. and it kind of all fell out in a big gloopy mess.

teh sexxors when too much period is still around?! Even _I_ have only done that a few times. Generally I wait until there isn't much left - well, that's just how my period works, starts off heavy and gets lighter. I tip my hat to you! But yeah, ick. What I was going to say is that I hate it when you go to the bathroom and then ten minutes later you have to poop AGAIN. This has been an EXCITING TMI post by Sarah.

Mm, my bathroom smells. Myself and two others were sick in it last night.

Reasons for why it is good;
-gets rid of any cramps
-is always well lubricated
-quells horny feelings when On

In the words of one sage Matazonian when I was complaining about cramps- "What you need hun, is deep hard sex." It is so true!

Daria, I seriously almost hurled reading the whole period sex deal. Pat yourself on the back.

Well, aside from nearly hurling, I went for a zit on my shoulder and it launched no less than six feet into my livingroom. We're vacuuming tomorrow.

Hehe! Yay for period's, the way to almost always gross out half the population.

Oh erm..... TMI..... mine started today.......

My, mm, business smells. Really badly--it's stinky through pants and shut legs. Ew.

*Bows* I try my best.

Period sex really isn't awful. Perhaps best in the shower, though, depending on your flow.

Out of all the TMI posts i've heard, THIS ONE MADE ME LAUGH!
I'm still cracking up from this one... XD!!
I'm still too embarrased to say the TIM that is on MY mind...

Or dark coloured towels, aka period towels .

I need to find me a sage type hat and make a new avatar! *giggles*

Sweetie, this is Matazone, the TMI depository, no less. Like we can be really all that suprised.

Okay, I was hanging out with some cats on Friday night when I had too much sweet tea (in the southern United Sates, sweetened iced tea is referred to as "sweet tea" and is God), which doesn't do my stomache well. I went into the restroom and dry heaved. Theinking nothing was going to happen, I took a breath and belched. I was surprised I didn't vomit. Right before I turned to leave, I Linda Blaired (projectile vomitted) all over the sink. It was a brown liquid with suspicious-looking dark brown chunks. I was thinking of leaving it the way it was, but instead I cleaned it up. (EDIT: I should also let y'all know that it still tasted sweet)

The same evening, I had a thirty minute discussion about circumsision with one of my friends. It spawned when I said that I'd go down on one of our friends if he liked guys, didn't have an uber-cool, uber-hot girlfriend and was circumsised (the last of which I have no idea about). My friend Ed then proceeded to tell me the reasons why circumsision is a bad thing, but we eventually agreed that it was just a matter of personal preference. BTW, we were at a LAN party surrounded by a bunch of straight nerds.

I just did an onomatopoetical dump.

This next post goes out to Righteous.... (I'm just kidding. Don't read on if menstrual stuff makes you gag.)

Today was not a good day in the body fluid department. It started off with phlegm, and lots of it. Later on came a rather painful period and vomit. Woooo I'm just leaking from everywhere! I got into a hot bath because I don't have a hot water bottle or a heating pad here yet. I laid on my stomach, whimpering for awhile until I felt better. Which was a considerable time, because by the time I got out...the water was peach colored.

Had one of those weird dreams last night involving one of my best friends and a teacher. I don't think "ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! *barf* :sicksmiley:" is enought to describe it..

That's not TMI. That's just... boring.

Anyway, my fraternity had an event called "beers around the world" a few weeks ago. Basically, each room is done to be a region and it has beers from that region to drink. There was Guinness at Ireland, Heinekin in Germany, tequila in Mexico, 40s in the dirty American south, etc. I hung out in the dirty south with some friends, I did a forty, a double shot of tequila, six shots of vodka, three shots of kamakaze, and then drank a bottle of peppermint schnapps. That's right, a bottle. Needless to say, I don't remember that night very well. Well, at all. What I did remember, though, is waking up.

In a puddle of my own urine and vomit. Waking up to vomit on myself again, and then again into a trash can, then on myself again, only to fall asleep again in said new puddle.

Yeah.