Classy Mike, classy

I don't think I have any TMI.

Well, Mike, that certainly gives a charming mental image right there =P

The last time I had a lot of alcohol with friends, I actually wasn't the one who got sick. One of my friends was laying down on my bed and then proceeded to throw up.....directly onto my pillow. I, of course, proceeded to take the pillow into the bathroom and scrape all of the blueberry-scented (we were having blueberry vodka) vomit off of it, nearly puking a few times myself during the process >.<

Uh. Since when was tequila a beer? I know fraternities aren't generally known for their smarts, but most of them can at least distinguish between beer and hard liquor.

I don't really have any particularly exciting TMI, but I sneezed while half asleep this morning. If I hadn't been only just awake enough to cover my nose, I would have spewed mucus all over moop. As it was my hand was not particularly pleased. I have not yet told moop of his narrow escape from my snot.

Well, you'll also notice that vodka, kamakaze, and schnapps aren't beer either, but we had 'em. The beer thing was really more of a suggestion than something engraved in stone.

Um... I've jacked it thrice today. Does that count?

Despite 5 classes and lab hours until forever I managed to do that twice.....*wins the masturbation contest*




*yes, I know there currently isn't a contest, but a girl's gotta get her ego from somewhere, eh?*



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Today, I am juicey.

Wow, being juicey must be WAY too much info for people to be silent.

Today, I am wearing the same jeans that I have worn for the past month. No, they have not been washed. I have been to a couple of gigs in them, including the one last night where I am sure (because of how they smell) someone must have pissed on the floor. They are kind of baggy, so they absorb everything and anything that's on the floor. I have also worn them almost every single day- even for work (which involves me sitting about at a computer).

Pathetic Indie bands don't know what the phrase "the same jeans" even means. These ones could have civilisations living on them by now.

I hate washing jeans, generally my jeans only get washed when I'm at home and my mum gets to them before I get out of bed.

I like them washed, ironed and crispy.

Y'know, this could be a situation where I don't want to read it, but I have to read it. Kind of like when one of the guys brings up something gnarly on Google image search.

Okay, my brother and I have a ritual on Fridays where we get Chick-Fil-A (fast food restaurant centering around chicken sandwhiches). Normally, beforehand I grab a glass of milk before leaving the house, but last Friday, I didn't. I had been having particularly moist excretions as of late as it was and got horrific gas. I was afraid if I let one rip, I'd crap my pants. I was even scared to do a test fart. I held my gas in for about fourty-five minutes as we drove to university. I ran to the student center and into the bathroom. Thank God I played it safe.

A fart test? Feel like clarifying that, there?

You defined Chick-Fil-A? *giggle* Heh, that reminded me, I got some free coupons there for a sandwich and ice cream as a 'well done, we survived the FCAT' thing.

/spam

Yeah, when you're not sure you have to fart or you're about to crap your pants, you gently let out some gas to figure out which it is. SOmetimes, it's too dangerous to do even that.

And Izzy, you got coupons for doing the FCAT? I hate you. We didn't get jack back in my day.

Watching the snow fall whilst having sex is awesome, if a little bizarre.


Only bizarre because it is March.

As is fooling around while Southpark is on in the background

As is fooling around when Family Guy/ The Mighty Boosh is on. Especially the latter. I kept getting distracted by The Moon.

I'd never heard of the place before. I don't have any TMI, mainly because I have no internal organs so most of the ickiness reported here can't apply to me. (This is the rumours thread, right?)

It's mostly on the Eastern side of the U.S. and I don't know that I would really classify that as real chicken, but it's enough food to keep you alive when you've only got a couple of bucks and need a lot of fake processed meat sandwiches.

That happened to me when we did it with Holy Grail on in the background (I never did get to see all of it ;_; )

To get in on this, when I was seventeen, it was really fun messing around under a blanket when my brother was a handful of feet away playing Warcraft 3. The little bastard deserved it after messing around in the back seat with his girlfriend at the time while I was driving her home (wow, that was a long time ago).

I got Chick-fil-A today and didn't get gas. We're probably gonna go tomorrow, too. Cross your fingers.

So I'm thinking that in exchange for having tits on the big side, I have been blessed with the freakin' Amazon of pubic hair. My god! I wish I could shave more of it, but the skin is so sensitive. Trimming is a pain in the ass because it's hard to get the hair to stand up unless you pull it up (not that having it stick up would be a good thing for everyday functioning...) but I try to do my best. I'm surprised that my boyfriend didn't/doesn't run away from it screaming or get turned off by it when I don't get around to taming it. So annoying.

Poor choice of words :P

A comb is your best friend, Sarahs. A comb, a bin, some scissors and a free-standing mirror that you can adjust.


I hate shaving, bruised myself whilst waxing and hair-removal cream and I are not friends.

It's 4 a.m. so this seems like a good idea to post right now....it may not when I am fully awake.

While visiting cand and shopping in Derby, we went to a toilet where I ended up in a stall with no toilet paper. Cand was across the room in another stall and I didn't know the people next to me, so in a crunch I ended up using sales receipts to wipe myself.

It's better than McDonald's if anything.

TMI.. right, er, I've been doing a lot of pooping lately and before flushing stare at it to see if it resembles anything. Most of them look like C's.

As a reply to gothic, my TMI would be...

I actually thoroughly enjoy a woman with a nice bush.

I swear mine looked kind of like a turtle the other day. With a bumpy shell and everything. If I had my sketchbook nearby I would have drawn it.

For some strange reason, on a wednesday, I poo about three times a day. My average usually being only once, on other days.
Also, because I work a 9-7pm day, they are all done at work.

Glad to hear it, Mike. I've always been paranoid that when a guy saw it they would run away screaming. The first boy didn't and won't, so that's a good sign too!

Do I have TMI? Ehh not really.

i punched a baby

okayokay..that was a lie..
but...:| Heres some info for ya...THIS IS MY FIRST TIME ON THE MATAZONE FORUMS IN MONTHHSSS!!!!! =O

suprised, much? disgusted, much?
indeeeeed

We love you, Erin!

As for me, well, I've been breaking out (adult acne rules) a lot lately on my back, so I've been on a zit-popping rampage. Sometimes they bleed after I pop them and normally I wear black shirts, so it's not a problem. On one occasion, however, I popped a bunch while wearing a white shirt before going to bed. Now I have a shirt with a bunch of blood stains that I can't readily explain.

You could always say someone was playing darts with your back as the board one day. It will make you sound tough.

Your excuse could be you needed acupuncture.

^ "I was attacked by a gator"
"Cats don't like me"
"Paintball gun war"
"I swear it's spaghetti sauce. Your right mom, I should've listened and never worn white while eating spaghetti."

^ "I gave blood the other day and well... apparently I have high blood pressure..."

OR

"I wore this shirt when I was a cast member for Kill Bill."

OR

"Ya, I'm just that good."

OI! get back to the TMI!
Go make you own thread for Ri's blood spot surgestions this is my thread of grossness!
It's not like we've not done Ri related threads before. *points people towards the name Ri's wang thread* (which I will concider as my bit of TMI )

Oh, God. Just as I had forgotten about that thread...

TMI: I crapped thrice yesterday. Nothing solid came out.

Mmmm...

its been 4 and a half hours since I got laid....

and my balls itch...

Try washing.

I did...

It worked...

though I don't remember all those bite marks...

Whilst giving head a couple of days ago, I got testicle skin in my nostril.

Note to self-
Do not inhale through nose whilst close to balls. It was like a vacum cleaner trying to suck up some paper.

I dunno how much this counts in the grossness category, but it was really amusing at the time.

A friend and I were playing tennis at the club yesterday, and it was really hot. So we're all 'let's go swimming!'. And that's what we did. I was wearing two shirts and shorts. I take one shirt off, jump in, blah blah. We get out, and it's kinda cold. I go into one of the bathrooms and change into my dry shirt. I wanted my pants to dry, so I took them off. I end up walking home in underpants (which we passed off as a bikini bottom) and a white shirt.

well that makes me wish i was about 100 miles north....

anyway TMI...

uh..

Im really sick...

I've thrown up about 4 times the past two days...

and right now is about the only time i can sit up, let alone walk...

Ugh, I am choking on fart fumes. They are so intense that I felt it necessary to bump this month-old monstrosity.

Aggg it smells like fried chicken and stale beer and I have eaten neither!

How can we give you more specific information if you've not mentioned in what area you want the information. This thread is VERY broad in what is covered and to be honest what your asking sound as if it is more suited to personal concerns rather that a fun thread about stuff which your not sure you want to hear about anyhow.

I'm pretty sure that was spam

Yeh but no harm in being polite and taking interest in case.

I surpose I should put TMI in ......I at the very beginning of my period you know the bit which looks like old blood and mucous. I think that should do it.

[spam deleted - nothing to see here - move along please, move along]

I need a sports bra. I was falling out of my bra earlier and trying to bat in gym and it was difficult to discreetly fix it. Also I think regardless of what bra I wear my boobs are still going to bounce a ridiculous amount when I run. >_<

O, ha. I was reading and reading and reading cath's post trying to figure out how I had offended her!

TMI--I got lakeweed in my hoo-hah today.