I've actually done that too.....darn that swimming naked thing >.>

as for the real TMI, I just popped a huuuuuuge pimple that was on my hoo-ha....it was simultaneously the best and worst feeling ever.

I have one wisdom tooth coming through. It is digging into my gum and my cheek isn't yet used to another tooth being there, so it is being slowly reshaped by it. Read: being ripped to shreds.

It aches and is also giving me a headache. And I don't have the time off work/ money to go to the dentists to get it sorted out. (Don't even pretend that there are any NHS dentists anymore).

Mine is NHS AND she's lovely. I consider myself VERY lucky

Just take lots of painkillers and also Bonjela or Anbesol work wonders. Every now and then my wisdom teeth give me gip and I do that. It usually lasts for about 5 days and then goes away so fingers crossed for ya. Mine have been coming through for years. Luckily I had lots of teeth removed to have braces so there's space for them *phew*

I think I'm allergic to mosquito bites. Got bitten on my wrist and I scratched the itchy bugger... now I resemble Popeye.


WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY!
*Shakes his meaty forarms of justice at Fate*

Pictures?

My cousin slept over last night, and at about 1:30 in the morning he said found a dead frog in the living room. It was dark, and I was sleepy, so I thought he was just joking around. He says "If you think I'm joking, why don't you kiss it". So I say, fine, I will. (*thinks it just a stuffed animal or rubber toy or something) *Kisses frogs belly*. Turns out, it was a real frog, also turns out, it wasn't dead.

And it didn't come with a prince charming either...

Earlier I was playing an online game when I suddenly needed the loo. I couldn't go in case I angered the others. So I had to keep thinking about sex to stop me from wetting myself.

Stupid %&$^#ing mosquito bites! I have SO MANY and I can't stop scratching. Cal, I've scratched a couple a lot and they've sort of blown up, so I think that could be it. Or you could be allergic. I can't apply the anti-itch cream fast enough and it doesn't seem to be working all that well...

I've been blessed with lots of TMI, actually. For right now I will say my bum hurts. Like my sphincter muscle. I don't know why, but it huuurts

Chairman Mao.

On another note *hugs* hopes you feel better soon. There is nothing worse than a hurty bum, let me tell you.

What if you had two bums and they were both ensphinctered and then both your buttsphincters were all ouchy? Would that be worse?

No. You could do orchestral parping regardless of whether they hurt or not.

haha. And really, no chairman mao-ness! It was weird.

However - well this is TMI about my boyfriend, not me, but it's funny. After a year and a half of me spitting right after blowjobs, he's been wanting me to try to swallow. Last time I said "it's nasty! taste it!" and he's like "nooo I'll pass." The next time he asked, he said "And it's really not that bad, it's just really salty" and I looked at him and went "You actually tasted it?!" He said "I had to eventually, didn't I?" It amused me greatly.

It's only fair though, innit? You can't go around telling people it's "not that bad" without first hand experience.

Swallowing is better. Spitting means the stuff has to pass over your tongue more Just swallow and drink some water. It really isn't that bad. It's supposed to be good for ya' anyway. Lots of protein...or maybe that's the line men give to get us to swallow?!?!

It's more the shock of it happening that gets me. I'm worried I might gag and lemme tell ya' that just ain't sexy!!

That's what he says And yeah, I'm worried about gagging too, which is why my first instinct is "this is nasty let's get it out of my mouth!"

True, it's not the nicest substance in the world but it wasn't ever designed to be swallowed/tasted

I've always thought some people make way too big a thing out of the taste. I've always swallowed with the guys I've been with, and I never thought it tasted unpleasant. Not a great taste, but nothing objectionable.

I think it varies per person and what they've eaten, etc. as well. Also, I have a really strong sense of smell and taste that doesn't help...

Urgh! It's not nice at all. I don't hate it but then I don't love it either. Mind you women can taste funky (love that word!) too so I guess it works both ways

It's all about avoidance girls. Get out of there quick otherwise you might end up with an eyeful instead of a mouthful!

I always find the tingly feeling that it leaves in my mouth is a bit unsettling. Or is that just me...?

Yeah that is a little weird but then have you ever done anything with a girl? That taste leaves a similar kinda after taste sensation

Err..

I think I'll change the subject with a sunburn to my chest and shoulders. Amazing how quick oceanside + sunbeams + forgot lotion = ouch. I also am more inclined to burn places I shouldn't when nobody else is at the beach. Funny that.

My brother's girlfriend moved in. His bed squeaks and she's loud. This sucks so bad.

Just wank off whilst they're at it, moaning as loudly as you can.

Re: tasting a guy's junk; allegedly cucumber makes it taste nicer, so get your bloke to eat lots of cucumber. Apparently it does take A LOT of cucumber though. ¬_¬

UMAMI!

The fifth taste
I don't think it is really that bad. Just most definitely not in the morning before you've got up and had something to eat and drink before hand. Spunk as the first substance in your mouth in the morning is never nice.

Sarahs, there is always the option of "Why don't you come on me, instead of in my mouth?". Sometimes a bit icky, but it solves the problem of spitting or swallowing.
My TMI is that I feel sick. I feel so sick and I have a temperature and I found myself talking to the door just now.

I hate periods.

A diet healthy in fruit (espescially cranberry/cranberry juice) is also supposed to make one's spunk taste better. Pineapple is also supposed to help.

The same goes for women.

Anyway, my TMI? Um, in about ten minutes, I'll be spanking it.

So....

About three days ago my girlfriend asked me to shave down there.

I did, considering that it was her birthday...

and now its growing back in and it itches all the time!!!

Welcome to the world of the Bikini Line!!!!!!! Just be thankful she didn't ask you to wax!!!

My TMI? I did my bikini line with Veet the other day. The pain was immeasurable. I've never waxed but if this is the easier opition then I'll stick with shaving! Red, sore and unable to do much aside from lay naked on the bed whimpering for about 15 minutes! And Matt didn't get any for two days!

Having it wax by a proffessional dont hurt anywhere near as much love. They have the skills

My TMI

I have never been able to reach climax while wanking, but I still get wet dreams.

My body hates me...

Puberty sucks...

Don't worry about it. I didn't start masturbating until I was around fifteen or sixteen and it took a while before anything much happened. I've never had a wet dream, which seems pretty odd now I think about it.

I just bought my first vibrator from Spencer's! It's pretty and purple I also found some fantastic lube there.

I'm assuming that's not 'Marks & Spencers'?

M&S do them now? I wish I'd known that earlier.

*mutters about sex shop being on the other side of town to everything else, including all bus stops*

TMI? Er, I just posted a vibrator as a birthday gift to another member of these forums.
(Hint: if you're trying to work out who it is, don't go on their birthday being soon/just gone)

I've got a purple one too!! Does yours flash multi colours???? Mine was from Anne Summers online, cos I'm such a coward!!!

Spencer's is a shop in the US that sells such quality items as giant inflatable penises and birthday cards with naked grandmas on the front. And other stuff, including vibrators. Although I didn't think they were allowed to sell those to minors.

Hmm, logged in as Ste. I will just pretend that he would know such things. This is Cand.

TMI, TMI...let's seeeee. I don't think I have any at the moment.

lmao no, mine does not flash multicolours. Maybe my next one will. And cand, I was terrified that they were going to ask for ID because Ben is eighteen, but neither of us had any ID on us anyway. Thankfully, they didn't, and I walked out happily. The box said "petite" on it, and I was all pshaw, I don't need the petite model. Then I looked up. And decided I'd be juuuust fine with the "petite" which is pretty big as it is.

That's why they always tell you to test it somewhere else first


Lames.

My TMI is that after coming off the period-from-hell-during-which-the-pain-was-so-bad-I-hallucenated, I am super randy. Like, more so than usual. Aannnd I don't smell too great either.

Yummeh.

A nice non-offensive one to ease back into the forums.

I don't know why but I have this one Tshirt which makes me sweat. Like, it makes HUGE wet patches which STINK under my arms. I wash, put deodorant on, and then put the Tshirt on and within 5 minutes, I stink. It's not the material or the cut, I have others of both of those. It's just bizzare.

It's a really nice top though so I wear it anyway

GA,
(some advice and TMI) I have one smelly armpit. I mean, it's still stuck in teenage boi hasn't washed in days just finished playing basket ball mode where it stinks. I use 48 hour anti-perspirant deodorant , antibacterial protection. Uh huh, last 8 hours if I am lucky. Y'know when you go to wear a top that should go in the wash, but what the hey, it seems clean, I gots to smell both pits to make sure there's no hint of BO. Anyways, I found that after a few wears (if I'd been cycling in it, or climbing or whatever makes me especialy sweaty- also like standing on a tube for half an hour like a sardine), or many not so sweaty wears (coz I'm still sweating just not as much) if I soak the pits in vinegar (regular malt vinegar will do, obviously don't use the brown one on light clothes) for about 10 minutes (then rinse well until it's gone, but the vinegar smell won't go away 'till after it's been put in the machine 'o' washing), then bung it in the washing machine to wash it the smell usually goes away. Or, try bicarbonate of soda. I make a paste the consistancy a little more runny than tooth paste and then rub it into the area, and give it a little rub. then leave it for about 10 minutes and bung it into the washing machine. My mother did explaine it, in fact she tried a few times to explaine it but it sounds like "blah blah blah blah blabh chemical blah blabh blah reaction blah blabh blah and that's how Vinegar and Bi-Carb defeat BO". I like it best when she uses analogies. I just remember it in my head as: Vinegar and Bi-Carb pwn BO. (Oh, and I think, though this might just apply to blood stains- you should wash BO clothes in a cool wash otherwise you cook the smell in. And like, shouldn't tumble dry them either,let them be free and air and stuffs. But that might just apply to blood stains. -Which I've gone ever before on here.)

I would just like to add that it may cause degregation to material. But I'm not sure. But it might. Maybe it the Vinegar and BO fighting that creates hole sin the pits of my clothes. Maybe that's the sign of a really long battle: when Vinegar has had to properly be all RARH to BO, but BO's forces have been all RAH back. Long wars, aye.

Do they do "Donkey wang" size then?

Ooooh painful!!!

I have officially read every bit of this thread, and was at no point disturbed.


I think I deserve some sort of shiny medal.

Um... My TMI...

1. I'm half circumsised. (Ask about it, I dare you.)

2. A friend of mine says she enjoys going to the men's rooms, stripping down naked (for that is the only way it can be accomplished, she says) and peeing in the urinals, when she is at her swim meets. (She's wearing her swimsuit at the time.)

3. Yesterday, I was messing with myself, NOT masturbating, and went to bed (not even erect when I did so.) Today I woke up to the wonderful damp of a wet dream...

HAH. First time I ever gave a successful blowjob, I gagged, but not so much from the taste as the texture. And the warmth. I mean, not that I was expecting it to be chilled or anything, but...

Oh... FishHead - dare accepted. HALF circumcised?

Sorry my thread and no medal cause I have also read every single post and have never been disturbed and plus I am asking? Go on tell us, you dont set that sort of challenge in my own thread I wouldn't have made the thread if I was prepared for gross stuff that the whole damn point and you also get usefull info (thanks froggy. You can get rid of your own fresh blood of clothes with your own saliva)

Well, it's not so much gross or disturbing as it is weird and... well pointless.

After my mum had given birth to me, they asked her if she would like to have me circumsised.

She said



She meant it as a joke (as in don't cut off my newborn son's penis!), but the doctor took her seriously, and so as a result, I am half circumsised.

If anyone has any questions towards the experiences I've had as a half circumsised male, I will be happy to answer them if not... um... don't ask...

You know what's not fun? Arse stubble. That's what's not fun.

Yeah, I hate that. I think I might've cut myself a bit right above where the crack starts shaving back there recently.

I've been looking at my feet and I have some grossly dark hairs there. Just in spots, I think. Eww.

My pits smell bad. So SO bad, and I need to wash. But I'm babysitting at my sister's house and I'm paranoid that there is a ghost in the house and I feel safe where I am here in the lounge.

Might I just add: it works sooooooooooooo quickly and sooooo well.....in a matter of a few days, infact.



My first viby was "borrowed" from a FWB.....it's still living happily in my drawer >.>