I used to work at Spencer's. I always got a laugh out of the adult sections and all the goodies therein.

As for TMI, my tummy hurts and my poo is coming out softer than normal, like borderline diarrhea.

One hopes that it won't live completely and only in your drawer.

My info? I've had a hard on all day. It's been painful. However, since I didn't get a break today (that means I haven't eaten, not had the chance to wank;)) food is currently coming before spanking.

However! I am almost done with my salad. I am... full of anticipation, shall we say?

Mike, why don't we all just assume that you're constantly masturbating? It would save you the hassle of always telling us about it. Think of what you could do with all that free time (even more wanking, perhaps)!

Anyway, my TMI. Some really spicy food that I ate is having its revenge on its way out. Aaaarrrgh...the burning! My poor bottom.

...and that's why I don't eat spicy food!

/spam

Trust me, he is quite a lot of the time...and I of all people should know

My boobs are really itchy for no reason....that makes for a sad (and itchy) Ange

I had a really sticky poo this morning. My stools are usually not too hard and not too soft, and I only have to use a couple of sheets of loo paper. This morning it took a while, and half a forest.

Heh. I do get around a lot. Or maybe, I don't, and that's the problem. Can't say.

Let's see... something not about me spanking it. I'm overdue for a shave down there... haven't even trimmed in the better part of... three months? I think I'll take care of it on Tuesday (me next day off.)

I haven't shaved nor trimmed down there in a while. I think that it is pretty awesome that it grows in a mohican shape in the middle where the two growing directions meet.

Oh, I made the mistake of shaving I can only shave very specific areas, and I went outside the boundary lines and have nasty itchy red hurty bumps now...

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

you are all icky

my poos are perfectly formed and not sticky

sometimes if i suffer emotional trauma they are composed entirely of brick. chicken phalls have been known to cause discomfort to my sphyncter.

Possibly a good thing Matt didn't read this before he met us?

TMI: When I threw up on saturday night, it didn't have carrots in it, it had bits of 89%-Meat sausage skin that looked like carrots.

That Kielbasa was an abomination unto the lord! And I can neither confirm nor deny that it gave me an equally dodgy belly.

I hadn't pooped in three days (camping trip) so I'm making up for it now.

I hasn't showered for a couple of days and have just found something on my arm which I think is Calantyr's dried blood.

*I* want icky meet rememnants

My hand is still healing from that game! Sorry...that's the closest to TMI I can get at the moment apart from annoyingly and mysteriously being full of snot. D:

Snid is Awesome. End of.

I was having sex with my girlfriend this afternoon, doing her from behind as you do, and the temptation to stick my thumb in her arse was almost overwhelming.

I resisted though.

That's not TMI. TMI would have been you sticking a thumb up her ass which would make her subsequently shit all over you.

That would have been TMI. And hilarious.

My TMI... I (accidentally?) got turned on watching Family Guy last night.

Perhaps I shall do that and video it for the forum.

FOR THE FORUM!

My TMI- I kinda like that.

My TMI - I've had it done

^ My TMI? I sorta had it done, but with a penis. *cringe* He felt bad after he realized how much it hurt though...

Me too.

Okay, I swallowed today for the first time. Maybe it was because I was lying on my back and some almost seemed caught between my mouth and nose. Maybe it was because it hit a different part of my tongue and tasted nastier. Whichever way, it was not pleasant at all.

*shudders* I refuse to give head if I am reclined. I don't like how I don't feel I am in control of it, I don't like the angle, and I don't like the feeling of it being caught between mouth and nose. Kudos, Sarahs, for putting up with it!

My TMI... I'm just in a t-shirt, sitting on a wooden chair. There's a vagina imprint on the chair.

Done and done...............>.>

Yeah, I think I'll give it another shot when I'm not in that position. Eurghhh.

I personally an a huge proponent of anal, but that's just me.

Anyhow, my TMI: Working outside and in attics and playing DDR all make me work up a Hell of a sweat. After getting out ouf the shower after work today, I realized that I hadn't scrubbed my underarms enough and (strangely) they smelled like pot. I'm not kidding and I haven't smoked in weeks, too.

Giving or recieving, Ri? (Personally, I'm a fan of both.)

My TMI? I've not showered in three days!

I'm starting to wonder if this thread is the reason behind Mike's excessive libido...

Well, considering both of those times happened with said person at one point or another....I'd have to say no.

Mike likes sex the same, with or without this thread

And on that note, I guess my TMI will be that it's been a few months without the "glory" that is sex

I like my libido.

I like your mum's libido.

Y'know those people that sometimes go for a year or more without sex?

*waves*

Not at the moment, but getting back up to a couples of months...

The longest I have been without sex since I lost my virginity has been three months!!!

Been a while for yours truly, as well.

And to Daria, I like your face's libido.

Snarky, annoying comments aside, it's honestly not a big deal to me how much I do or don't "get laid." And dear, I didn't even lose my virginity until I was 20, so really, it's nothing I'm worried about.

I went about 18 months without sex during my early twenties. Yep, I think I had 'don't sleep with me' written on my head in neon, or something like that.

I got cum in my ear the other day. I was lying on my back tying the condom post sex as you do, not paying much attention and gravity did its work. It was one of those eeew moments.

This morning, during our second round of morning sex (great, isn't it?) my girlfriend and I had a bit of a mishap with some Durex Tingle lube.

I liberally applied the lube and started doing the horizontal mamba After a while, we both noticed an EXTREME tingling sensation. We finished having sex but the tingling didn't stop and started to burn. In agony, we both rushed to the shower. I don't think I've felt a burning pain like that before in my life and I've no intention of doing so again.

Oh god, is that the stuff that smells like toothpaste?

I got some free with some condoms once. I quite literally feel your pain. It felt like someone had poured Listerine on my crotch. The hot water of the shower only seemed to make it worse when it happened to me. Soap was my hero for awhile after that.

Ever since that experience, I have steered clear of anything with "tingle" or "warming" in the title when it comes to lubes.

Yeah, that's the stuff! It contains menthol I believe, which makes it smell like mouthwash.

It's not too bad if you only use a touch, but if you use too much it makes you feel like you're on fire.

Won't make that mistake again in a hurry, I can tell you!

In my desperation of needing the loo, upon finally getting there, I failed to realise that the loo seat was up. I sat down and fell in. Not really TMI, but made me giggle a little and wanted to share it with someone.

Mint condoms. Who came up with that idea? It's sex... But after a while your penis begins to burn. They may taste nicer (not hard) but the majority won't ever be tasted, and so that just leaves the burn. Do they even still make those things?

Never recieved, however I've given to two women (attempted with another, but we had difficulty and she opted out).

Oh, and y'all, Mick's libido scares me, too.

Regarding not getting laid (and TMI), I haven't been laid in almost two weeks because my kinda/sorta girlfriend (any of you older forumites remember me talking about a chick named Harmonie when I first joined? well, she goes by her given name now [Tabby] and she and I are kinda/sorta together; it's complicated) has been on the rag. You see, for a long time, she had a hormonal imbalance which could have been fixed with simple hormone treatment. Well, it turns out that it's not so simple. She was on these pills for a while, but once she stopped taking them (don't worry; it's part of the treatment), she had her period for the first time in a long time. I'm not a red wings guy, so there goes that. Also, her sex drive isn't what it used to be, so she's not up for any other options. And now she can get pregnant. Man, this sucks.

Toothpaste mixed with burnt tires! BLEGH

I biked all across a hilly and poorly paved town and now my business is sore!

I recently started cycling to work instead of walking. My bike came with one of these saddles (well, similar):



Supposedly it's less rough on one's delicate parts but what it actually does is gives you a pain in the arse.

wow, that does not look comfortable at all. ow.