They make different shaped ones for the mynfolk and the womenfolk too.

They still make those things. They also make tingling ones, warming ones and ones with bumps built in. I went looking for the shop in Victoria that I once knew. It was called the Rubber Rainbow and specialized in just condoms. Like all good things it has since passed on to god knows where. The whole little block of shops wasn't near as interesting now.

TMI? Er, sorry, nothing springs immediately to mind.

I've got two, so I can spot you, Ash.

1--Went skinnydipping with a friend in my neighbor's pool and went home with the twin discomforts of a chlorinated vagina and the pervading notion that my neighbors were not actually on vacation. Ahh!

2--Just put on a shirt that hasn't been washed since the last time I wore it, and just scrubbed off a huge splatter of pancake batter from the front.

(Dried pancake batter splatters look like spunk. New tongue twister for the kids, maybe?)

Just been away for a week, had to share a room, suffice to say this is the first alone time I've had...

I feel like I've been kicked, square in the nuts.

I went skinny dipping in the sea wilst on holiday. It was an incredible amount of fun and although it was a little cold. (the red is where Orkney is, the blue is where I went swimming)

my only problem was the amount of sand that then ended up in my ladyparts. I had a combined bath and shower when I got home, washed thoroughly, but still managed to "find" sand when going to the toilet later. It wasn't uncomfortable, just sandy.
I think a naked Daria walking up the beach to get to her towel and clothes may have scared a few tourists, though. Well, the menfolk. The womenfolk (all dressed in big anoraks and scarves) said that they wished they had the courage to do that. I giggled to myself, thinking of the riptides a few feet further out than where we were swimming. *evils*

I puked yesterday because it was was about a million degrees too hot and my mom and Roger decided to go to this park to do nothing but play sports in the sun. I got home and puked again. Then my cat started eating it. Blah.

Skinnydipping counts as TMI? Cool. Last weekend (or possibly the weekend before that) My mom, me, Roger, and his kids Sarah, Issac and *cough* the idiotic from Germany *cough* Dominique went to some beach about an hour away from Miami (Panbayo beach? Something like that) and stayed at Roger's friend's condo, which was directly on the beach, and also had a pool. Sarah, Dominique, and I decided to sneak out and go skinnydipping as soon as everyone fell asleep. And we did. In the pool though, because we were scared that if we went in the beach at night and a current came or a shark or something we'd be totally screwed. And right when we were about to go out, some old people opened to door to go to the pool, and we were like 'Yeah, let's stay here until they're gone'. Which took forever.

Only if you say something like this:



I can never think of any good TMI. Erm...On Saturday, due to not having time to remove them before going out, I spent several hours wandering around the centre of Birmingham with a set of anal beads inserted in my arse.

Best. TMI. Evarrr.

No you didn't. Don't lie.

Yes I did. It was between about 4 and 7pm, and I went to Goldsmiths, La Senza and Borders in the Bullring, then went down to St Paul's Square and had a drink in The Jam House. Then went home. I'm not gonna go into the reasons I went to these places, but there were reasons, deeply related to the reasons that caused me to leave the house half an hour before i thought I was going to, hence not having time to remove the anal beads.

Bitch.

^ I feel like Chuck Palahniuk just had an orgasm and doesn't know why.

No TMI for me.

Seems a tall story to me matey. Keep on truckin' though.

I just have this image of you walking around with a little tail.

You obviously don't know Moosh very well

I was gonna say, if anyone could pull that off, CM could =P

TMI...it's that time of the year when I start hacking up bloody and green things- woohoo!

I've just had a thought about anal beads- presumably the plastic gets heated up and put into moulds? well, do they just sand and polish them really well, so there's no seam, or do they make them in one piece? and if they are made in two bits, what do they use to hold them together? *has an image of butt-strength industrial glue*
I've never inspected them closely enough to find out.

Things to consider before oral sex #675:

Did your partner recently use Listerine after brushing his teeth in preparation for bed?

Ow. That is all I have to say. Carry on.

So I just realized I need this textbook for English by Wednesday for school. I have to order it off of Amazon. I ran downstairs to ask my dad about it and... and... as I got close to the door I heard sex noises it hurts. I am so scarred. *cry*

*sniggers*
I am menstruating at the moment, and this morning whilst changing my sanitary towel, I was hit with a very vivid memory of working in the funeral home.

I realised it was the tinny smell of blood that did it, then I wondered if it was a little wrong to associate periods with The Big Fridge.

Hmm, how to express the correct level of vileness? Here goes...

I recently started riding my bike to work and about a week ago my right eye started to itch a bit and went a little blurry.

Today I discovered there had been a gnat stuck in my eye the whole time! I got it out but when I got home Cand saw what was presumably a different gnat curled up in the corner of my eye. D: She could see the wings and everything. I've swallowed and spat out a few riding to work but not caught one in the eye before - totally wearing awesome cycling goggles from now on!

I have a urinary infection. Now I know what people mean when they say "pissing razorblades".

I think my stomach is more sensitive when I am menstruating. I always get diarrhea when I have my period.

I'm day six, and there are still lumpy bits.
Also, Sarahs, I had an upset tummy on day 2. I also got the shivers.

Yuck. Luckily, I don't get lumpy bits. This is day two. And to pass the time, I got out my vibrator and made a quite a mess. Didn't get any on the bed though! And the end result was amazing

I still maintain Froggeh's advice of "deep hard sex" to cure stomach cramps is one of the best bits of advice I have ever received.

I just went to the bathroom and I'm sick. I swear I just lost 5 pounds.

I came past my head one it was nice, but I'm not sure if it was really come or just liquid that comes from my genital warts

I'm sure if you search, Kasbah, you'll find a website where people will pay to see that kinda thing ;)

I started getting a white spot on my tonsil. I had tonsilitis a few months ago and that causes white spots on tonsils, so I went to the doctors to get it checked out and they just told me to take some allergy medicine, which didn't help. So i went online and looked up 'white spots on tonsils' and apparently alot of people get 'tonsil stones', which is dead skin cells coming off, sticking to your tonsils, and then bacteria grows in it. YAY. so the cure is to gently scrape them of (gently) and gargle with salt water. My white spot wouldn't scrape off because it was in a pit in my tonsil left from tonsilitis.... and salt water did nothing. That, and I noticed the affected tonsil was larger than the other one.... but not hurting.... So what did I do? Squeezed it!

Definitely not the most enjoyable thing.... lots of white puss-y looking stuff, it smells terrible, annnddd my tonsil got ALOT smaller when I was done. =(

I'm just wondering what would have happened if I had only taken the doctor's advice

I have webcam Right now i'm thinking of how much money I could make, and if you think that is good, you should see what I can do with my bum ;)

Yummeh.

My TMI is also about my mouth. I have my Wisdom teeth coming through only on one side of my upper jaw. They have been slowly poking more and more out since Easter. Now there was this chunk of gum trying not to be broken through by the tooth. One side of it had come away, so it was like a spit of land across the surface. It would flap about if poked by my tongue- which was often the case as it felt like a bit of food was stuck there.
So, with the help of a sharp fingernail, I sawed off the flappy bit. Think blood and saliva running down my hand. When I was done, it turned out the bit of gum was only about 3 mm in diameter. But I feel better.

Sounds nice, why don't you sell it on eBay, I heard genital warts and things from you mouth are worth a lot of money on it. I never thought genital warts and mouths would go together, but now I see I am wrong, can I have a bite

No. I put it in the bin.

I was laying down on my bed while playing trumpet and all my spit came back into my mouth. Blah.

Aww, if it was me I would have just stuck it back in my mouth and swallowed it xD

Actually I've had those tonsil stone thingys. And for TMI they're not just dead skin cells, they're also old bits of food...they make your breath smell horrid. (That could prolly be the bacteria too, though)

I've never had one swell up or anything though. And usually swishing salt water around gets rid of them, so...I dunno what to say about that last bit.

I attempted my first hands free orgasm the night before last. While I think with more time and practice I could be successful, I didn't have the patience or self-control to keep going. Ten minutes was enough. Drats.

I wouldn't even last 10 minutes, not that I've tryed before

But good attempt, I've achieved it before actually, I find a combination of images and erotic stories seem to help

Kasbah.

I just picked a bunch of dead skin off the bottom of my foot, and now my hand smells like peanut butter.

Nice stuff, I usually do that when I'm bored.If I don't do it for a while I builds up and it keeps me entertained for hours

According to one of my friends, my feet/shoes smell like applesauce.

I seem to remember an animation of Mata's that was about that...

My TMI: I have nice new shiny sex restraints!

Which one?

That was the dead-skin-guy-taking-over Halloween one, I think.

In other news about things that are on me that smell, my business is giving off a yogurty waft. Ohnoesitisa yeast problem.

My thumbnail has gone crazy and the cuticle bit seems to be detaching. I think I angered it with rock climbing. It looks better now the chalk and random crud from climbing have washed off but it's still rather manky.

I wanted to see if ejaculate had the force to get onto my chest, even though the boyf was lying down. Turns out, my hypothesis wasn't all too correct, the first couple of "throbs" weren't very strong, so I lost concentration when the next few came (and were strong).

It went all over my hand, on my chin, in my hair and on him. It was hillarious. AND messy

Sounds very nice to me, any pictures you would like to share? I got my finger caught in a door once and the fingernail came off, very bloody, sore and not so pretty.

Oh boy.

I have been ill recently. It was mostly uneventful at first. Lots of snot, coughing, and spitting up hunks of phlegm. Stuff I would probably post about in here if I was bored. But now...it has become truly TMI-worthy.

Two days ago the explosive diarrhea started. It was more liquidy than any I can recall experiencing in the past. In fact it can only really accurately be described as peeing from my bottom. It happened just about every hour at first. By the end of day one of what will be known as Poopsplosion 2007 I was really regretting my decision to buy the Sainsbury's Basics toilet paper. As one would expect, it's not exactly soft. Major irritation occured due to the abnormally frequent use. It only got worse during day two -- actual blood appeared.

This, naturally, led to me flailing my arms and quoting the Rejected cartoons at moop ("For the love of god, my ANUS is BLEEDING").

The moral of the story is: don't be a cheapskate when buying toilet paper. You never know when the worst diarrhea of your life will attack, and then where will you be? That's right -- you and your bloody anus will be posting in here.

ahaha. poor candice.

So that's why I've been having some bum irritation! My bum is also sore from wiping, 'cause I've had some diarrhea too. I woke up this morning and was afraid someone had raped me in my sleep. =(

I haven't changed my underwear in three days. It's pretty rank.

Time to go do laundry!

Cand, that short film is amazing. I feel like I have just discovered Rabbit and Mouse all over again!

My TMI is that there's a pair of trousers on my bedroom floor, waiting to be washed, which have flecks of sick on them.
Yummeh.