I'm afraid of washing my underwear as there are very distinct white stains on them, not saying where they are from.

I had thrush

not the sti BTW

But some gay mouth infection

and my tounge went all swollen and white n lumpy

It was pretty disgutin

We all have our suspicions about his family and where he managed to get thrush.

Thrush isn't an STI. It's the result of an imbalance of bacteria that lives naturally in the body and often occurs completely unrelated to sex, through wearing the wrong underwear material to taking antibiotics and loads of things. The thrush that occurs in your mouth is essentially the same the happens elsewhere - just a baterical imbalance, is all.

/end... well, not *spam*. Um... Edumacational stuff?

It was a whole disertation about thrush I feel it still counts so no spam here (if you can just find away to fit in the word mucouse it will definatly count ).

I had thrush at one point. I used my sisters towel after a shower.

[10:30:28] <Becky> Hey, Oni
[10:30:41] <Becky> Guess what just came out of my mouth that you'll never ever want to see?
[10:30:56] <Oni> hmm
[10:31:01] <Oni> a lung?
[10:31:04] <Becky> nup
[10:31:09] <Becky> although close
[10:31:30] <Becky> chewed up cashew nuts, mixed in with yellow phlegm
[10:31:34] <Becky> yeah.
[10:31:37] <Becky> Yummy, huh?
[10:31:48] <Becky> I just sneezed it into my hand
[10:32:03] <Oni> eww
[10:32:21] <Becky> It was disconcertingly warm


I bet you wish you were in IRC right now.

I have the Period Farts and they are surprisingly pleasant.

Period farts are awesome!!

uhm...

I think I'm growing (at least) three extra heads judging by the zits on my shoulders.

I'm sorry, it's the best I can do... my life is surprisingly boring.

Oh man, this is the bump to end all bumps.

So I've been on and off of the toilet all day on account of some nasty food-induced diarrhea, I have the sextet of zits on my hairline which mean I am stressed out, my business is all sore from the poo, and my feet smell worse than they ever have.

And I have never looked better. Really. I don't know why, but when I look in the mirror, I look like I'm already wearing a bit of makeup when I'm not, and look superawesome plus a bit of makeup. I've lost a couple pounds from bein all frigged out all the time. I have been gettin The Eyes from some papis.

I think this is the clearest amount of evidence against that feel good = look good argument.

This isn't much TMI, but all of the skin on bottom of both my feet if peeling off. And it's annoying. I started helping it come off faster, and pulled off a chunk about as big as on of those Teck-Deck boards. (Not the really small ones, and but ones about as big as your finger that everyone started playing with again.)

So, Oni and I were in IRC, and since he mentioned how TMI's all lonely without more sex stories, I decided to help him out, 'cause I'm nice like that .

And today's topic: Buttsex.

Buttsex is not as painful as you would think during the act, but dear GOD does it hurt in the hours afterwards..... My poor butt was never the same ;_;

You didn't have to drag me into this

Um, on topic I had way too many socks in my dresser so now I have a bag full of socks whose only use in recent memory have been as Oni-time rags. They're clean now of course.

I was gonna post another one but putting it right next to this seemed really strange, so I'll save it for later

You know what isn't sexy?
Having to pause in the middle of sex, to wipe off the snot that has dribbled down ones chin. Having a cold is not sexy at all.

Worse is giving a blowjob with a runny nose.....now that was hot.

I refuse to give head when ill. It's just not right.

"Is that cum.. or snot..?"

Lmao. If I'm ill, I feel too unsexy to give head or anything, so I hadn't considered that before. Another reason not to do it.

My TMI: I had sex in a hotel room on Wednesday. My parents were in the hotel room next door. I thought they were asleep. They weren't.

My stomach is seriously angry with me.

It just fired its entire contents through both intestines within the span of a second causing massive splashback, some of which made it as far as the sink!

<disclaimer>This post was written for effect and not biological correctness, please do not try to correct my anatomy. It's true - stomachs don't understand concepts like anger.</disclaimer>

Actually...

I always get a runny nose when I give head for more than a few minutes. I have read that it is a natural reaction; when one gets turned on, apparently, the body produces histamine.

It doesn't quite make sense, but the fact of the matter is, I get the sniffles during oral sex no matter my health.

So today, I bought my first "proper" vibrator (I'll leave it to you to decide what is a "proper" vibe and what isn't )

It is green and has fishies on it


In the words of Moosh "You're such a f****** marine biologist!"

*giggles*

Congratulations! Have fun!

My penis has been growing...

I keep on meaning to cut my toenails, but my flat isn't very warm so my feet get cold, then I don't want to get them colder by making them exposed, so I wait another day...

We were able to get lots and lots of honey mustard (the BEST whatchamacallit EVER) at lunch today, so my friends and I started trying pretty much everything with it. From cookies to pizza. And then with mashed potatoes. It was alright until we started throwing them at each other. Kinda hard to explain to the lunch teacher why the heck we had odd color mashed potatoes in our hair.

Mashed potatoes + honey mustard = yummeh.

Mashed potatoes = best ever. I almost cried when I ate justaddwater mashed potatoes.

Because you liked them so much or because they were disgusting?

Recently I've been sweating...like, a ton. To the point to where by the time I leave the house in the morning I already have pit stains.

Or well, I should say a pit stain...

It's only under one arm. At least it's not horrible smelling?

Because they are the antichrist of mashed potatoes.
Proper mash should include cream, butter, pepper, and either a dash of mayonnaise or wholegrain mustard. And perhaps some savoy cabbage. And some sausages. And gravy.

You see where I'm going here.

My TMI? Well lubricated poop.

Well I have a friend who's been flirting with me for a good long while now and she called me at two a.m. to hang out. So I walked the fifteen minute walk in the damned cold, got there and basically watched her do craiglist intersparsed with little bits of making out.

I left... unsatisfied, and now I'm surrounded by roommates. The pressure's getting to me.

Unsatisfied is the story of my life at the moment.

*pat pat*

Feel your pain.

I accidentally dusted with my breasts this morning.

I have now hit the one week mark of no self gratification. The shakes have set in.

I've been talking to a friend of mine for a little while now, and I tend to go and talk in one of the small, window-filled study rooms when I do because I don't want my room mates to overhear.

Well, the other night, things got a bit....interesting, and I got my 'phone sex cherry' popped. In that window-filled study. It was a good night =)

And as a PS, I saw my room mate's friend in there studying the next day and just burst into laughter.

welcome to the fun-filled world of phone sex, ange!

so, uh, I've decided only a musicky computer geek would be in the middle of 69ing and have this happen:

Him: I want some music.
Me: (on top) Uh... yeah... but this is kind of a difficult position to get back into...
Him: Nah, we can
Me:... okay
Him: *hops over to computer* Hmm... let's see... I need to install Winamp again
Me: *forehead smack; time goes by* you still gonna want to do this by the time you get winamp installed over there?
Him: *nods very enthusiastically*

So, yeah, he just really needed some music. So after that was done, we could continue. I just found it hilariously ridiculous.

Ha. I have TOTALLY been in that position before (having to put on music and taking ages thanks to the computer crashing/ not being able to decide what we want) (excuse the pun).

Yeah. *jizzhands*

@jizzhands: euw.

According to my dictionary of profanity, 'doing a spiderman' is when you find post masturbatory cum on your hands you flick it off doing a spiderman web slinging motion. Fun fun!

tmi from me? hmm.. I am not to good at this thread... Took a lot of tissue paper after I went to the toilet today. Does that count?

It will have to.

I recently smelt my phone (don't ask me why) and it smelt like sex. I haven't the foggiest as towards an explanation.

Narcoleptic phone masturbation?

Best three word post ever.

er... TMI I have family round so my 13 year old cousin was in my other bunk. (yes, I have bunk beds, 'cos I'm cool) I don't think he realised how much the bed shakes if you make fast repetitive movements. Or maybe he thought I was asleep >.<

Top or bottom bunk?

You should have kicked them if they were on the top.

They were on the top one. I was gonna kick him, or otherwise remind him I was there, but I went to sleep instead.

So it was more soothing than sea sickness inducing then?

I have no TMI, I'm squeaky clean and innocent

So is that like Jazzhands but stickyer?

Erm.... tmi........ I've had REALLY crusty snot for a few weeks now crusty to the point of painfull and needs to be removed regularly......

Daria, I have to admit that I'm morbidly curious as to why you were smelling the phone.

Well this bit isn't really TMI, but I thought it would be ammusing.

I went Half-streaking in my bra and undies through my front yard during a blizzard yesterday. I then tackled my ex-boyfriend as I came in through the front door again.

Possible TMI is that I think he thinks my friends and I didn't notice his hard-on afterwards.
(Bra and undie set: $30 Snow Boots for running: $20 Getting embaressing revenge on an ex: Priceless....)

You ruthless girl, you.

Anyway, my shoes smell rancid. Like a skunk had a three way with a pile of manure and some armpits. They reek. So I bought some spray that is supposed to eliminate odor, but no. It just smells like old rancid sunscreen. So for a while I was walking in shoes so horribly pungent I could barely stand it.

Long story short? Dr. Scholl's Odor Destroyer shoe inserts.

And was this the first time my TMI wasn't about spanking it?

Because it was near my nose.

Yeah, not much of an explanation...

Not quite with it here, what is 'phone sex?'

It's ok to tell me i am 15.

My period came late. Which means I'll be on a long haul flight to Florida with really bad cramps. For seven hours...added to my usual illness pains. *cries* hahahaha...

Are you serious? It's, well, I guess you just talk about what your doing on the phone, like, "Oh yeah... I'm [insert dirty stuff here]."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=phone+sex

Who on earth is bob?

Oh well. Thanks.