I just got home from a wedding where I wore a skirt. Those of you who know me know that I don't wear panties. At this wedding we were getting eaten alive by mosquitoes. I just have to say, skirt, no panties, and many mosquitoes = mosquito bites on my lady parts.

*I think I'm only admitting this because I am currently tipsy.

I shall join in the itchy ladyparts party. But mines due to being over at a friend most the weekend and not taking my hayfever pills since friday which stop me itching all over.

The shoes I got are a bit too big for me, so I have to wear three pairs of socks for them to fit properly. My feet got really sweaty, and now they smell and are peeling.

Not TMI in the slightest but it amused me.......
THERE'S A MAN WITH A CHAINSAW IN THE FRONT GARDEN!!!!! AAAARGH!!!

I think that's a case of too little information, Cath. Is he fending off hordes of deadites, by any chance?

Groovy.

*Grins* TLI is also fun at times. It was quite close to the actually. He was fending off these 2 big spikey bushes (one of them has 2 inch long spikes) in the front garden.

Were the bushes shambling slowly across the lawn, and did they appear the day after a meteorite storm that caused the whole world to go blind?

I got bit outside by a bunch of misquitos on my crotch, so I started scratching it, and now its swollen red and insanely sweaty.

I managed to chip a tooth a few weeks ago, and since then it managed to fall apart spectacularly leaving me with a lovely void. I've had it patched up by the dentist but I'm going to get it yanked out because the nerve is dead and fixing it would cost the best part of a grand (or involve waiting for 2 months for an NHS dentist).

On saturday it started to hurt again and by today it was pretty obvious that it had abcessed. Here comes the TMI! The bulging swollen bit of gum below it moved slowly upwards during the day, eventually reaching the bottom of the tooth and spurting pus into my mouth.

Fortunately it was instant pain relief and I had a glass of water to hand to wash my mouth out with, otherwise it would no doubt have tasted disgusting!

I squeezed a spot and it sprayed a pretty pattern of gunk across the mirror

Sorry Bug, but I think Moop wins on the 'repulsive pus story' stakes. Bleurgh!

C'mon, Mata - points for artistic merit are due.

The moop tooth saga continues!

He had the tooth out today. Why is this TMI, you ask? He kept the tooth, and it still has chunks of flesh stuck to it. Exciting! I, being the charming wife that I am, took photos.

The third picture is my favorite. It is, I think, the best shot of one of the gum-chunks. Although, the second one is a close runner up -- it's so juicy!

One of the maintenance guys at my job is a silly chauvanistic twenty-year-old who doesn't realize that being a jerk is not attractive. I passed him after taking a coffee-propelled poo of epic proportions and subsequently tightening my cool 40's-era belt, and realized with satisfaction that he's got to clean the bathroom after having done the unnecessary look-up-and-down, I'm-so-cool routine.

There are times that I totally dig being a girl

Why did I click?

Because reading that there is a picture or two of a tooth with gum flesh on it is just too intriguing...it's like driving past a car crash and not being able to look away.

I've had that "pus in your mouth" feeling. Many years ago, my wisdom tooth got infected so badly that my face swelled up actually disfiguring me. I could only open my mouth about 1 inch and had to feed on baby rice for one week.

At one point, I was in front of a mirror looking at my disfigured face and trying to open my mouth a bit more than that one inch. Then, the whole thing exploded, filling the right side of my mouth with pus and blood mixed together. Thank God I was at the toilet, so I could spit it out inmediatly and rinse my mouth thoroughly, after squeezing the thing for about half an hour. Unlike moop, I couldn't help tasting it a bit. There was too much stuff.

But, oh, the pain relief... amazing!!!

Bleugh!

About as close as I've had to TMI lately would be from playing Ultimate Frisbee several weeks in a row in normal shoes rather than trainers. I built up several layers of blisters that would calm down over the week then have new ones added underneath. Now the toes are slowly recovering and the skin in falling off in layers.

There was a freaking condom in our driveway about 10 minutes ago.

It was stuck to the tarmac thanks to the sun. Moop put on rubber gloves and peeled it off. Euuugh.

I hope it was just put there by some stupid kids and wasn't actually used. It was bin day today, though. It could have fallen out of a neighbor's garbage or something. Ew ew ew.

What, you didn't look to see if it was used? I would've been curious...

I need a shower.

Yes it was a rubbish TMI but the thread was nearly off the bottom of the page.

Lately the thought of public pools grosses me out because I keep thinking about people's scabs and pieces of skin coming off and floating in the water and swimming with it *shudder* I never used to have a problem...

Also the other day when I was masturbating my NuvaRing fell out.

Oh man, I ate like half a bag of those Sour Patch Kids things (Big 1.9 lb bag, not the little ones), and now my tongue is peeling and I keep farting. And they smell bad and I can sort of feel them..

Oh boy. What a weekend I had.

I was at the Crawley Circus Convention, and my stomach started feeling a bit iffy on Saturday evening. I went to the bathroom, but there was someone in the toilet so I had to wait. As I was waiting, a queue started to form behind me. My tummy then decided that I had to throw up IMMEDIATELY. I rushed to a sink, threw up, rinsed it out, and was moving to go into the toilet when the woman who had been behind me in the queue cut in front of me. Argh! I threw up some more while I was waiting for her to finish, but the next person was far more courteous and let me go in ahead of her.

After all that, I didn't even throw up in the toilet. The rude woman had taken a massive crap, and there was no way I was kneeling and putting my face down there. I think she was rotting inside, it was just that vile. Plus I felt like I had pretty much gotten it all out in the sink (I was wrong). I made sure the sink was completely rinsed out, washed out my mouth, and went back to my tent. When moop came back to the tent, I started feeling a bit queasy again. By the time I told him that he should probably move so I could get out, it was almost too late. I didn't even have time to unzip the outer flap of the tent, I just plowed through it on my hands and knees while barfing EVERYWHERE. Eventually I managed to stand up and walk to a bush that was pretty far away from the tents. This happened again a couple of hours later. At least it was raining that night, so it was all washed away by morning.

Sweet Lord, cand. Did your head spin round as well?

hi there

Sorry, but I was that 'rude woman'. But like yourself , I was desperate and urgent. Sorry I didn't ask for your permission, but you were otherwise occupied. At the time that the toilet became free you were still hurling the contents of your guts up. And it seemed very prudent to do what I had to do in private. I didn't want to disturb you. You seemed very busy and I didn't want you to end up cleaning the floor as well as the sink if I distracted you. I did think of you while I also was emptying the contents of my digestive system. I really appreciated the sound of your hurling, (which I might add when on for ages), as it covered the sound of me also clearing my own pipeworks. You seemed like you were on a flow that really couldn't be interrupted. There really was no good time to speak to you. Plus, could anyone really face seeing someone hanging a butt over the sink in desperation as opposed to seeing someone hanging their head!!

Please note that I did step in the toilet before and not after you rinsed the sink. You actually were still being sick. I had waited ages for the toilet block to open and by then was in desperate need of relieving myself.
I did think of you when I had finished, as I was telling my sister afterwards, it couldn't have been a pleasant experience for you hanging your head in the toilet bowl after I had done my business.

Under the circumstances I don't british ettiquette could apply I personally believe that I did the right thing. I really had little time to stop and ask questions and have a conversation. I didn't want the visual image of you hurling in the wash basin if I had waited until you had finally finished staying with me way beyond the weekend.

Maybe carrying a spare plastic bag with you over the weekend would have been a good idea.


I am glad that you have recovered and well enough to tell the tale

so called 'rude' but who was really just as terribly desperate
Brummie Lass

I could have sworn that just as I finished rinsing out the sink the toilet door opened. I'll take your word for it, though, as I wasn't exactly very with it that evening (due to the puking and all). If that was the case, then I apologize for calling you rude. I probably would have done the same thing in your situation if I was desperate for the toilet and the person ahead of me was still throwing up in the sink.

Carrying a plastic bag would have come in handy, but I didn't really expect to be ill. I was not drunk, and I was perfectly well when I left my house on Friday. How often does one really throw up in public? It hadn't happened to me since I was a child until Saturday night.

Edit: Now I know who BrummieLass is, and I think I actually met her once. Prior to her witnessing me publicly emptying my guts, that is. I think if I'd seen my own mother coming out of the toilet at that point I wouldn't have recognized her, though.

InKy: not yet, but I'm still quite queasy so there is still time for head-spinnage.

So, Brummie Lass is my aunt, who came to Circus Camp. Who laughed her tit off as I read cand's post out. I, not realising how they knew eachother.



My TMI: My nipple hair of epic girth is back, but to short to pluck. >.<

As you all know, with photographic evidence, I had a tooth out a few months ago.

A few days ago I noticed something sticking out of the side of my gum. Turns out that some random tiny lump of tooth has been slowly rejecting through my gum for the last several weeks. O_o

It finally came out today. Wonder if there are more where it came from?

It's spawning.

Sorry to hear you were so ill Cand!

I've also had to made a dash for the tent door to be sick, not once but twice. So far I've managed it both times, but I'm not in any hurry to try and make that three!

I have two problems with public restrooms, one where it's kind of hard to start peeing because of the people listening (I know they're not /really/ listening but still) and the other with touching the seat. So at school I tend to go to those bathrooms that are only for one person. A few minutes ago I had to go take a dump, and I couldn't do it squatting. So (after making sure the seat was cleaning and putting toilet paper on it), I sat there, for about 5 minutes, trying to squeeze out this massive piece of poop.

It was huge, and I was kind of tired when I was finished.

I have a huge swooshy blood blister on my heel...and am obsessed with poking it and watching the blood swirl around.

Oh that reminds me. I had this weird patch of hard skin like, on the part of my foot where, like, the part if you stand on your tippie toes but with your toes still on the ground, so I bit it off. Now it's a hole, with black fuzz in it (from my socks) that I can't get out.

Period time, and it's all blobby - much more so than usual!

hey everyone...........

im researching "furries" and what they are and i came to a dead end.......

im just asking what is it all about?the basics.

bye the way call me X

I was flossing the other night and started picking at something on one of my back teeth - to my dismay, my nail stuck and hooked onto what was a small cavity.

..Then, the next day, i was flossing AGAIN, but the string got into another hole in the tooth above the previously cavity-fied one. That one was MUCH bigger and hurt sooo badly when the string caught it. I think it's pretty well progressed..

*thinks of happy way to say this* My amazing family all have the wonderful stomach displeasure of Lactos Intolorence and apparently I have it too. Today I've had 4 bowls of cereal and a good 5-6 glasses of sour milk. It took me probably about an hour ago to notice the "egg-smell." Well anyways I've been on the toilet for awhile now spewing an amazing load of diarhhia from my bum. Such a joyful experinence this has been. I shall make sure to thank god tonight for this blessing.

Why were you drinking sour milk?!

Dude, are you sure it's lactose intolerance and not just that crap milk you drank? I've seen you drink milk, it totally doesn't do anything to you.

*totally in the mood for some Pink Kaba now*

Don't really have any TMI at the moment. There was this huge hard booger in my nose and I had to get it out with my fingers, does that count?

Just thought I'd bump this thread to tell you all that half my body weight in lumpy brown water has passed through my sphincter this morning.

I had a spot on the back of my ear which when exploded spirted blood every where.

I have the classic vomit/diarrhea combo going on. I also have three huge zits on my back, and no idea why. And finally, I think my foot is coming apart. The skin is peeling and I keep picking on it to try and make it even, and now it's just a bunch of hard gross looking skin.

I feel icky.

So, my boyfriend did the nice thing and let me wear his hoodie all day.

Which was wonderful until I happened to sit with my head resting on my hands...
the sleeves of this hoodie, for whatever reason, smell like a combo of smoke, sweat, dirt, and I don't even *KNOW* what else. If he had worn this during a night of cleaning sewers I'm pretty sure it would smell nicer.

It's in the wash now. Lots of bleach.

I don't know if that qualifies as TMI if you can't take a whiff for yourself, though.

I've had that experience many a time before...tends to happen more when I have a lot of veggies during the day or too much cheese or what else not in moderation. I recall one time something wasn't agreeing with me and my friend Meghan was over and we both had stomach issues that day so we took turns puking from our asses into the toilet (in other words liquid waste, not solid, coming out of our rears so it's like throwing up on the other end to me).

Fuuuuuun stuff.

On the subject of poo.

I let the dog out at least once a day in the student union, despite the fact that I have a perfectly nice bathroom at home.

Why? Because I only ever drink coffee in the union, which is where my office is... and thus, I do the doodoo in the union.

It's really awkward when someone comes in and you're already committed, so you know they're gonna hear the plop.

Also, I think my pet rats are lesbians because they make weird sounds at night.

And I got really drunk this weekend on gin and tonic and walk-me-downs, and I vomited the strangest shade of blue-green ever. The consistency was good though - sometimes when I'm drunk I vomit half digested dry chunks of whatever I ate earlier, like cat vomit, because of the dehydration. This puke was nice and wet, and kind of like pureed carrots in texture. And blue-green.

This was after my awesome drunk buttsex.

LOL @ the awesome buttsex part.

That also reminds me last time I vomitted, I tried talking myself out of it, and after giving up and letting myself go somehow I got chunks coming out of my nose and I had to blow my mouth and nose just to get all of it out. Argh!

Anyone else had that happen? I don't know anyone that had that come out of their nose like that o_O;;;

Also heya Hyperion! I remember you nice to see ya!

Heyas!

I am starved for sex.

I'd stick a cucumber in there if I had one. For real.

.......

I've vomited through my nose before, when trying to hold it back long enough to get to the bathroom.

Umm I haven't got any TMI for today, so instead you get slight embarassment today when one of my friends pointed out quite loudly, in the pub, that both mine and another friend's knickers were showing out of the back of our jeans, and they were the same.

Matching undies for the win! Great minds think alike no?

My most recent TMI came in the form of bleeding from my rear end during a bathroom exploration while I was at work (It was either thursday or friday I can't recall right now). Anyway I thought at first it was because I was spotting (bleeding a little as a side effect from my depo provera birth control) but when I wiped again I realized it wasn't coming from my lady parts...but my "DO NOT ENTER exit" of my own LOL.

I was like o_O;; since I felt no pain and not like I had hemorroids or anything of the sort so not sure what happened there. My only guess is I wiped too hard or something. Who knows. It stopped not that much later.

Also I just farted. It smelled like vegetables.