As of recently, electrical tape is to Ri as power tools are to Her Sauciness (only when worn by me or another person, though).

I'd like to give a big tee wy to all those involved in getting me hooked on that.

Amateurs! When I was single I was without sex for 18 months. Once again I shall emphasise that this was when I was single! (In case Sues reads through the forums and pokes me for not making it clear enough! )

I once knew an adopted chap who is a white guy. I found out from another friend of his that his biological mother is black but that part of the genes never got passed on. The mother had contacted the friend to find out if her son would like to hear from her. He said he was sure (for various reasons) that the son wouldn't. The chap has never been told.

How's that for a dark secret?

I havn't had sex since...*thinks*...beginning of Febuary...feels like forever....

It's been months for me. And I have a girlfriend. But each time, she's either on her period or she's been in Spain or I've been working or we've had band. In short, I be horny.

It's only been about two, maybe three weeks for me

Not been that long ago for me but if I don't get some soon I'm pretty sure that any man that even looks in my direction is going to be in serious peril.

i cut underneath my nostril whilst shaving and now i have a big infection there
i'm gonna have to stay inside for a few days, 'cause this thing is HUGE!

*looks hard in snugglebum's direction*

I have 31 condoms in a locked box in my room. THis number is expected to dwindle, not by my efforts, but because Rick never buys any and knows the combination to said box.

Havn't had sex in 3-4 weeks.
And I'm not going to get any for another 2-3 weeks, at least.

Gah. It sucks being perpetually horny.

Erhem......I've not done _anything_ remotely sexual since January......I think it's about time to change that, no?

I just came back from having sex with my girlfriend in the back of my car.

EDIT: Specification asked for by a friend of mine: The back seat, not the front seat....this time.

That's not what I've heard.


Back on topic, I went to a wedding this weekend just gone and so in preparation I was tarting my self up. Sitting in my room, clipping toe nails and one, well erm... Basically it ricocheted off the wall. It was from ma big toe >_>

Gooood weekend!!!!!

Oh and bikini stubble is a pain!!

The longest I've gone without getting laid is five months. The longest I can go without _something_ sexual while maintaining some semblence of sanity is about a week. This may include kissing, touching of various parts and pretty much anything pervish my ever-broadening horizons can take.

For those of you who watch porn with lezzie scenes, real lezzie sex is rarely like that. Imagine having a pair of butch dyke friends who love PDA and TMI. I'd go into detail, but my therepist told me that whenever I think of it, I should go to my happy place.

I've hallucinated while having sex sober. Nothing terribly special. Mainly just colors and strange feelings of gooiness in my body. If I climax and don't move, I sometimes trip. I can't make this up.

I have dents in my head. I discovered them when I shaved my head bald in the ninth grade.

My right breast is bigger than my left.

Thats odd, should be left is bigger than right.

I must agree with that...

dont ask me why...

T'is because of the heart, innit.

...
>_>...
no...
i swear...












ok yes...

Okay, I was wrong. I haven't gotten laid in five months. It's taking its toll on my sanity.

I'll do pretty much anything on a dare. Everyone knows this and utilizes it on a fairly regular basis. In fact, I once had a dream where Commie paid me five bucks to jump off a second story blacony. If Sean and I were in that situation IRL, I'd probably do it.

When I lost my virginity, we used three positions.

My brother's girlfriend is allergic to the rubber in most condoms. My brother recently bought one wilth a bunch of little nubbies on it. He hopes that she's not allergic to it because according to a mutual friend, it does wonders.

ditto... by at least half

I had an ex like that, too. It was almost a whole cup size! I have another ex like that, too, but it wasn't nearly as bad.

My first girlfriend was the other way around. Her left was bigger than her right.

I think scars on chicks are sexy.

I once drank bong water on a dare.

All but one of the people I've slept with were younger than me, the exception being five days older than me.

Nooo. Most people are right handed, and the breast on the side of your dominant hand tends to be larger.

I just wanted to mention that. I don't have any excessive information about myself to share. Well, I probably do have some, but I'm not going to share it. So...carry on! Nothing to see here....

I have to pee.

Done that at least twice, not for a dare either time.



My first words afterwards.

"pwnd"

Glad she didn't know what it means.

I've always wondered how you actually pronounce that...

/spam

Most say "powned."

I had sex on Tuesday! Thank God! Six hours and she couldn't walk afterwards. I rule.

I say puhwarned. but that's just me

/spam

I have DSLs.

I've put cigarettes out on my tongue.

When I was on the antidepressant effexor, I couldn't climax. My sex drive didn't go down; I just couldn't climax. Imagine for the last hour and a half of a terribly long sex session hearing your partner cry "Come inside of me!" It was quite embarassing. And my God did pissing hurt afterward.

The whole left vbreast right breast thing is totally dependant on whether you are eight or left handed. It also depends on the state of your back and shoulders. If you have bad posture problems it is likely to be more obvious.

I almost got an erection when I got my tattoo.

well i didnt know that having eight hands had anything to do with it but i suppose it could have its benefits...

well it really doesnt matter about the postuer but moreso about your natural height...

but all in all its still better to see being shorter as such...

My left is larger and I'm right handed. I must be special.

nah...

it probably just means you think with your left considering that your left controlls your right!

I never thought I'd come to post in here. Today I did something rather un-me and scarily it had a rather satisfactory feeling. I'd just got out the shower and my piano teacher phoned. She wanted me to play my piece to her before the concert. This piece, you cannot play it wearing a towel because you have to constantly move your arms crazily fast. I didn't know what to do and the only logical thing to do at the time was to take off the towel and, well, play naked.

I know both Mike and PgrmDave's girlfriends (assuming, of course, that Mike's is the same one it was when i last checked).

PgrmDave's is my best friend. And yet, I still know everything.

Is that not disturbing?

eleerama was my first boyfriend.

Boo yeah.

I once played horseshoes in the dark against my girlfriend in the dark in a strip horseshoe game. Ringers mean you got to put a piece of clothing back on and the oponent took one of your choice off. leaners meant that you chose a piece of clothing to have the oponent take off. and singles meant that you got to make them take a piece off of their choice.

we ended up tieing completely nude, at about 1 A.M. in the rain...

I wont say what happened after that but it did involve the horseshoe pit...

My brother once got credit-carded (thats when your board hits you between the legs, like a credit card going into a slot) and it cut his sack just a tad.

my brother has only one testicle left after a minor accident involving a skateboard, a railing, and a lightpole...

it wasnt pretty...

God bless, dude. For some reason, everyone but me can get pricavy in this house.

On that note, my brother and his girlfriend often have sex in my brother's room while I and often our friends are in the livingroom. Bear in mind, his door, which is clear across the room, is about ten feet away from me. We can hear moaning and slapping. It's disturbing.

One time (while completely sober) my brother and our friend Jon spied on our friend Matt while he went to town on his girlfriend. We were giving commentary like we were ESPN sports announcers. Later, when we told Matt, he started laughing.

imagine a place if you will that the sun hasnt seen in 5 years, that is black and red (or at least should be if there was enough light there to see), has a constant hum from electronics, and no electronics signal can get in or out (let alone within 30 foot radius).

that is my room.

I have a friend who's into furry sex...

She knows two guys who have a thing for huskies...

Eww, dude.

Nocturnal earwigs live in my compy room.

There are 53 documented ways to kill someone with a paperclip.

Trust me, I have more imagination than 53 ways.

Why is that too much information?

Besides which, it's on the very first page of the useless information thread see?

Also, it's 57, not 53 so ner!

1. I'm a wimp.

2. I have ADD. I can't remember things.

3. See above.

I pulled out a 1/2 inch ingrowing hair the other day. It was all black and curly. I used tweezers. It was more satisfying than a really good crap.

*nods*

Same with busting a good zit on your shoulder.