Probably your bladder. By the time you think you need to pee, all the filtrate has been out of your kidneys for a bit.

My TMI? I have very sore dry peely red armpits, so I can't wear deoderant. So then I work for a day and smell. Then I have to wash and shower properly and it agitates the skin again and it goes all peely and the cycle goes again. Hooray.

I put myself in a similar situation. I'll be lying in my bed after I wake up saying to myself, "I really have to piss...but I really don't wanna move...Eh, I can wait."

I do that in school. I hate soo much to leave class to go to a bathroom only to discover that there's a group of chicks in there talking like crazy and I just happen to walk in there, to ruin their conversation, only to have them listen to the sound of my pee hitting the toilet water

o.o; I often walk home with my bladder hurting

*bump* My perfectly fitting bra's are now not so perfect. Damn being a teen and still growing! x.x;

You have to remember that your boobs get bigger the closer to your period you are...

I don't have any TMI really... oh well

I am very happy. My period only lasted 3 days. Yay!

Try an organic soap. And an organic deodorant, for that matter. It shouldn't irritate your skin as much without the detergents and other stuch stuff found in regular ones.

My TMI...uhm. It's been nearly 6 months since I last had sex. And it'll be at the very very least another 4 before I do again...probably more. On the plus side, this also helps with the lent challenge because I just try not to think about sex at all recently.

I was recently invited by someone (not my girlfriend) to get my red wings.

...

AAAAAAH! EWW! EWW! EWW! EWW!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*deep breath*

AHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh man. Sorry, Ri. I laughed waaaay too hard at that.

I have never helped someone get their red wings. Sex at that time is about the least appealing thing in the world to me. Plus...ewww. That just strikes me as rather icky.

i read that when you do a virgen you should actually do it while shes menistrating ??? it said somthing about the hymen being easier to break and less painfull.

That sounds incredibly like an old wive's tale to me, Narth.

It didn't hurt at all my first time. I lost it several weeks before my period. I think losing it during my period would have only been traumatic...talk about something to make you self-conscious!

Remember the whole menstration-induced vomiting thing we discussed earlier? Well, yeah. I'd so hurl. That and I don't want period blood on my bed and my member, thank you very much.

I was in a hurry this morning and slammed into the edge of a door. It would almost be funny if I hadn't hit said edge with my left breast at a full run. I've had to run to several classes, so now I'm sore. There are still some pretty bright-colored bruises.

Heh. I took my exgirlfriend's virginity. On white sheets. She bled. A lot. We had to throw away the sheets.

i remember when my friends farted on me while i slept for an entire night.


they also put a pretzl in my mouth which according to them i ate 30 minutes later in my sleep

Me. My Girlfriend. Vampirism. Love. One Night. Nuff Said.

about twnty minutes ago I was standing in the living room and announced I was about to go to the loo aloud, as I occasionally am want to do. The lovely FaerieRyn then handed my book that I'd left in the kitchen. I said "You know me so well" then repeated what Id announced... she ran away...


the smell lingers on though

And that's precisely why I have blue sheets...........

what?

I could feel a tiny little bump on my leg. It was really annoying me so I scratched at it. It bled a tiny bit and then I saw a sort of black thing there. Some more scratching and it looked like a tiny splinter covered in skin and fleshyness. Urgh, I'm glad it's not attached to me any longer.

I have a cold and just sneezed a huge chunk of snot onto my wrist.

My spirit remains... strong? No, that doesn't sound quite right. Unbroken maybe. Either way, my flesh has let me down.

'Twas a wet dream, so I'm still in the Lent Challenge, but I feel a little let down at myself.

On the plus side though, this is like one of those racing games where I've just passed the checkpoint, adding another minute to the clock and putting me back in the game.

I don't think I'll come see you today... I know how much you hate changing your bedsheets


Uhm, not sure if it's TMI but I was cuddling <Mr Sheep who's name I forgot> (small crazy looking sheep Dan gave me) while I was sleeping last night, he has a safty pin (more specifically my most favourite safty pin in the world, Gertrude) through his ear, I woke up with it in my arm. Whee!

Actually, I've been waiting to change my sheets for ages, but Joe seems to have taken over the washing machine.

Maybe you had synchronised wet dreams and he beat you to the washing machine?

When I was little I tried not to poo for as long as I could. I think I lasted up to two weeks once. .... Not good at all

I had the girl equivalent of one of those night before last. But I, too, am still in the Lent challenge.

ok that was gross lol

one time me and three other of my friends tea bagged some kid who passed out at a party.



felt really dirty afterwards and went home for a shower.

That is a little perverse, even for Matazone!

I smell delicious after not wearing deoderant for a couple of weeks and not washing for two days. Time for a shower methinks.

I dont think it is myself. I still think we have a fair way to go before it's to gross for Matazone. They could have done alot worse things to the passed out person.

I spent last night driving home from a crappy party in NJ, periodically barfing my brains out into a plastic grocery bag.

The puke was greenish and contained the chunked remains of bruschetta.

Lalala... Nov probably shouldn't read this, at least not until after I've left tonight.



This story is similar to some that have come before, like Cands, only different.

I woke up this morning at about 5 past 6, 15 mins before my alarms even think about going off, because I could feel it coming. Yes, we are back to the subject of explosive female bodily fluids.
So I leap out of bed and head (hop as fast as possible) for the toilet but when I'm about half way between my room and the toilet the explosion happens. I think lots of expletives and keep heading for the toilet thinking I might be ok. Pull my pj bottoms off and it starts running down my legs - more expletives. I hop back into my room at full pace to find clean underware, only there is none - I literally ransacked my underware drawer to find a pair of appropriate pants but I cannot find any. Maybe due to the dark and not having my glasses on, but I've looked since and I could only find one pair. Anyway, I'd done some washing yesterday so I knew where there was a slightly not damp/not dry pair, and I grab those hop back to the toilet. Nope, I decide it's too bad to even contemplate sitting down so I hob back to my room, grab my towels and head for the shower, stopping by at the toilet to grab my disguarded pj trousers and clean pants. It is now I notice that there is blood not only on the floor but on the toilet seat, which was weird because I hadn't even got close to sitting on it. So I hop and dump my stuff in the bathroom, hop back to the toilet and clean up before finally hopping into the most painful shower of my life.
The painkillers have an hour to kick in before I have to be coherant for work, hopefully they will or I'll be having a super fun day!

woah. lots of tooo much info lmao.

ummm...im naked? lol. actually..no im not naked..=P

ummm..im on my period as well..and it sucks -.- grrrrr

Aww, poor snoo. *hugs*

I don't think I have any TMI. Well, I think I skipped a period. That's truly a gift from above if I did!

Mty friends at work bought me a whip for my birthday...

And the look on your face was priceless!

i remember this one time i steped in some dog poo and i had to clean it out with a tooth pick.

eew.

This is not TMI, but I accidentally dyed my hair purple. IT WON'T COME OUT!!!! It was supposed to be burgundy, but it came out black cherry purple! A little help would be appreciated!!

*sob*

This is TMI if you think of it in relation to this thread

The best way to get your own blood out of clothing is your own saliva. Stuck it baby! *lalalalalalala*

I hope now you feel better? I know your experience. (nobody ask!)

Mmm, yer, the same holds true for semen, I have found.

I'm sexier online. Nuff Said.

My penis is 87% bigger online. Fact.

My ability to break lent is better than my ability to drive.

I broke Lent over my mother's face tonight.

okay. . . that definately relates to the content of this thread. *puke*

One day you're gonna have one up your fadge, sweetie. Puking then might be a bit of a turn off.

Very very true



LB, I am in tears of laughter at that. You have made my day

TMI?
I'll tell you after this weekend...

Not true....there is vomit porn out there.....<.< And those mythical creatures called lesbians do exist

hmm...yeah, I think me knowing about vomit porn counts as TMI *noddle*

you people scare me. . . *sob*