It's not him. It's me that is the weird one. I'm allergic to semen.

edit: I didn't read cand's post properly. Nevermind.

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Not really tmi, but Gothic angel, is your avatar "Death" from Sandman???

No idea. It's pretty! And looks vaguely like me. I think Cath had a similar one for a while though. Ask her?

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I discovered the other day that I have stretchmarks on the side of my butt

You and me both For sucky.

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I enjoyed a great amount of webcam 'fun' with another person this afternoon

Shocking!

It's not weird if she's got an allergy to semen.

hmm...now for TMI...Oh!

I've officially become one of the horniest people ever. Yeah, I need a boyfriend too.

I'm virgin

I wish birth control devices magically appeared in my hands, as opposed to having to work around busy schedules and keeping parents ignorant...

Poor gothictheysay!

I didn't know there was such thing as an allergy to semen. What of t3h sex?

Anyway, I've been walking around with a hard on for seven hours now.

Yep. Google it. You'll find stuff about the causes and treatments. Some women get blisters, which sounds pretty freaking unpleasant to me.

Yup it is Death SMEXY isn't she. My Death pic's will probably return but I'm liking my porn star at the moment

Hmmm........ TMI??? I just farted....

Me too! I'll screw you, Ange!

In all seriousness - exam stress = total lack of self control. I keep being unable to resist thinking about sex, and unable to resist eating lots of bad-for-me things. I'm terrible.

I feel your pain. I get those quite a lot during the summer and after taking hot showers, but they usually vanish after a while.

The amount of programming I get done is inversely proportional to the amount of clothing I am wearing.

I'm programming lots at the moment.

I just plucked a thin leg hair that was nearly three-quarters of an inch long. I definitely need to shave my legs more during the winter.

Only 3/4 of an inch long? Mine has been growing all semester because I don't have time to shave while in school and I think they're nearing an inch and 1/4. lol

We should start a leg hair growing thing like Mata's beard growing thing awhile back. *nods*

I might get some entertaining results, but most of my leg hair just quietly falls out before it gets to be an inch long. I'll keep an eye on it, though.

Ahhh oh well. I ended up having enough time before work yesterday to take a shower that included the shaving of my legs. It's cool how when you don't have time to shave them all the time how much more the smooth sensation appears to be once you do shave them.

On a side note I feel like I'm going to vomit, yay.

Definitely. It's absolutely lovely to experience the silky feel and realize how hairy they'd gotten while I wasn't paying attention.

Went to the hospital today and the man wanted to inspect my legs so I removed my tights only to discover that I'd forgotten to shave my legs for the past week and they were all stubbly. Poor man. He also had the joy of staring up my snotty nose - yum.

I've been working on a huge-ass zit on my inner thigh. I finally got it, but found that apparently there's a lot more still inside. It'll take me a while, but I'm determined to squeeze it dry.

Also, I've been a bit sick and coughing up mucus mixed with blood. It's awesome.

I love that too, it's so satisfying.

I had a bath today, and there was alot of grass left in the bottom once I had drained out the water.
*snigger*

Damn grass. I like wearing jeans for days on end and have very few pairs of trousers anyway so I have to wear them for long periods. But I think I'll have to wash these because of all the grass stains I've got over them.

Theres a fair bit of blood too but lets not go into that.

I will so own you all. Let's include armpits too, huh?

/me hugs teh Teapot gently

Hmmmmmmmmmm....


Anyway, I am so in on the leg hair growing contest. The last time I can remember shaving my legs was in January.

I would beat anyone, not including single wax strip that was used on me last summer, I've been growing my leg hair since puberty.

No fair. Guys naturally have hairier legs.

Your mom has naturally hairier legs.

Pwned.

My legs would pwn any of yours.

hmm, TMI: I accidently saw my cousin naked on sunday.

Well let me see. I was interrupted mid fun this weekend by matts flat mates.I moved so fast to hide that... I fell off the bed!!!!

Shhhhh
*shifty eyes*

TMI?
Not much, other than I didn't press on my arm hard enough (again) and nw I have a PHAT OFF bruise after giving blood. Yes, my arm could belong to a junkie.

Years ago I read a story about a woman who invented a harness to be used for zero gravity sex. NASA declined to test it out in space, but it was apparently helpful for elderly couples here on earth. Helped "guide them in" and such.

IRC told me to post that here. I really don't think elderly sex is TMI. Old people doing it...big deal. ka-yawn.

I suppose one of the reasons that it doesn't creep me out is that I am far too used to pervy old men. My mother has worked in nursing homes most of my life. You'd be amazed at how many old men are chronic masturbators, and you can hear their moans throughout most of the halls. When they aren't touching themselves, they hit on anything with a vagina. They creep me out. But a couple having (hopefully quiet) consensual sex...nope.

TO be fair, it's probably TMI for a lot of people, and we told you to put it here so that Travis would see it It's definately TMI for him. Amusingly so.

Team OGS returns, perhaps? I'd have problems watching it or hearing it, but if it's quiet and out of sight then why fuss?

Yep, my thoughts exactly!

Ever wonder what phlem mixed with Crispix looks like? Come on by and look on the patio outside my door. I was coughing pretty bad.

There is a reason why I like coming home for the summer.

That being that I'm left alone most of the day, and get bored really easily when not at work. And I don't like to wear clothes a lot of the time >.>

You do the math

Hahahaha! So true!

*Is sitting in dressing gown at 2pm*

I think my bum hair is a bit long. It shall be shaved soon.

I was thinking ZOMD, you should see if Cand and I can create a bum hair part of the competition, you'd own me at that, Mr T.

The amount of programming I do is inversely proportional to the amount of clothing I am wearing and proportional to the time in hours after midnight.

(unless it's after 6 when it goes down again but that would be complicated!)

Oh my gosh.

You guys. There is an LJ community for TMI stuff. I am totally joining.

The first story I read was about a girl whose sister used to pee on maxi pads and then hide them under her bed because she didn't want to get out of bed to go to the bathroom at night. It took them months to find the smell.

I keep having apocalyptic dreams
It's weird; I keep dreaming it's the end of the world, omg panic, traffic jams as people try and get out of the city, etc., etc.
I wonder what it could mean >__>

I ruined two pairs of underwear yesterday and today =( Also I have little pimples on my nipples that I really shouldn't pick at, but I do. And for some reason I feel very shy talking about my nipples, but not, y'know, my menstruation.

Huh? Where's the TMI, woman? Is there some sort of apocalyptic tentacle monster that is assaulting peoples' orifices, at least?

Because there is a far higher proportion of people who would find thinking about your nipples arousing, maybe? This is a public forum

Guess who is teh nekked with Daria, right now?

Edit Today, 08:18 AM: Still naked.

Edit 2: Yep, we're still at it.

Heh.
I'm still nekked, but there was a lapse inwhich I was clothed. Hooray for air-drying after baths!

My friends and I have arranged a system to prevent the world from knowing when you're riding the red wave. We cough extra loudly each time someone has to open a pad/tampon packet. It is truly skilled.

That has to be one of THE best synonyms for menstruating I have ever seen

No. The best euphamism for it is gypsy week. Think along the lines of how fortune tellers work.

I didn't just shave my legs today. I'm now fully trimmed and (almost) fur-free from my neck down. I had to leave a little bit of fringe in my down-belows, though. If I shave smooth I get razor-sharp stubble which would mean no sex until it's gone, and I like my daily shagging, thank you very much.

I have a big ol infection in my right earring hole that's actually turned it black. The whole thing is kind of stiff and swollen, and I squeezed a whole bunch of pus out this morning. I feel like a jack o lantern.