Nice first post sarahfelicity that's exactly the type of post we like round here.

And GA we wouldn't have you any other way

Cut deep into my foot the other day when I droped a knife. Let me tell you picking out pieces of onions out of your wounds isnt fun.

Whilst sitting (slouching) at my computer, my underwired bra is squeaking with each breath I take. It is quite a quiet eerie horror-movie-door "groan".

Mine does that during far less innocuous circumastances

Some people think a wooden splinter hurts. Anyone ever have a metal one?

Yes. A few times. Hurts like a bitch.

Anyway, college food hasn't been setting well. Shitting four and five times a day. Not fun. Food's not bad, though.

Carbon fibre splinters are vicious! Just had to go one better didn't I.

If you hadn't then I would have!

After having lots of salad with pretty much every meal over the weekend, on Monday I could smell cabbage all day.

There's a piece of mechanical pencil lead stuck in my palm. I think it's .7. Been there for four years.

If I type too much, this one vein pops up in my left hand. Doesn't hurt, but I can feel it. It feels really weird.

Today, the forces of Menstrual Poops and Coffee Poops fused. The result was...well, I don't think it out of reach to call it spectacular.

That kind of post makes me marvel that you don't come to IRC. You'd fit in so well...

I've been so nervous about applying for my fiancee visa lately that my stomach is constantly rumbly. This has meant I don't have much of an appetite, either. For reasons beyond my understanding, most of what I have been able to eat has involved broccoli.

You should all be very very glad that you don't share a room with me right now. There is a layer of smoke hanging around my town right now that completely blocks out the hills and mountains. The news says forest fires, but I'm not entirely convinced that it didn't come from my bottom.

Same here but for different reasons- the French haven't yet quite grasped the concept of vegetarianism. Sure, we have got over the fact that no, I can't eat lentils cooked in goose fat, even though they are lentils. Last night I was served broccoli. Just broccoli.

I'm not complaining as I love broccoli, but I am experiencing the same problem as Cand today. Good thing I am on my own.

caught my annual college allergy-cold yesterday, and any time I tilted my head down to read my book, a waterfall of snot came dripping out of it.

And I third the broccoli thing, seeing as it's my favorite veggie

Can't beat home-grown!

I get really bored sometimes, and my favorite pastime is picking off the dry, scaly pimples on my face.

Weird, the exact same thing has happened to me. Yesterday I was painting a fence and I can only assume I reacted to the pollen in the air causing my nose to stream snot, which I promptly wiped on my t-shirt.

(This is snoo)
When I was in Prague last year I had a meal that consisted purely of broccoli... whoo!! I do like broccoli though, it's one of my favourite vegetables.

Uhm... I don't have any TMI I feel able to share, at least not without John killing me >.>

The traditional foods of Prague all seem to revolve around pickles and cabbage. I'm amazed they found any brocolli for you. Maybe it was cabbage in a disguise.

Apparently, everyone loves broccoli. Woo! We know what to serve up if anyone ever decides (foolishly) to host a meet. And the table can be layed with knives, forks and complimentary gas masks.

My dad does that. At my stepmum's house, we seem to end up eating cabbage, broccoli and curry of some sort on sunday evenings a disproportionately large amount of the time. Then dad drives us home. There is a particular stretch of the A4 where I'm kinda hazy as to what the scenery looks like due to the curry'n' cabbage fumes.

Also: I left a cup of tea in my room last week for the week whilst I was in Venice, and now it's got about a 3mm thick layer of mould on the top, in lots of splodgy colours. When I picked the cup up without really looking at it, it tilted sideways and all this murky brown water with lumps of congealed milk spilledout over the side of the mould. Yum.

There is a moldy cabbage and half a pepper underneath my clothes in bedroom. It's been there for about a week. I intend to find it soon but I just fear there may be some sort of animal there so have put off doing it so far.

I found crust in my belly button today.
Time for a wash methinks... So what if I haven't showered for 4 days?

Fitting right in with the french there I see.

I'm packing for Uni, by packing I mean finding clothes and smelling them to see if they're okay to take now or was them and take them next week.

Hell yeah. I think it is people like me who give the French a bad name. Namely by holding onto the roof-rail on the metro. Hehehehe...

There's a spot on my right index finger where a kid poked me with a pencil when I was seven. It stil has carbon in it even after all these years (I'm 21).

If one doesn't drink enough water, one's piss will be of a darker yellow color. This usually signifies damage to liver and kidneys. I drink a buttload of water. My piss is still very yellow. *sigh* I hate my liver and kidneys.

I have a gnarly wart on the knuckle of my left middle finger. I've been attacking it with Compound W. It's even gnarlier and parts of it have fallen off.

Attack of the lentils is far worse than attack of the broccoli. I think I may have to open a window or two.

Aye, Daria; if I haven't eaten lentils and the like in a while my flatulence meter rockets. Once I decided to try out quinoa, and liked it so much I ate it for dinner and lunch for a week. In hindsight it wasn't the best thing do whilst working as a receptionist. Onions give me those really stinky farts (that remind me of my childhood mongrel Armstrong after he'd eaten marrow, bless his departed farty bum), y'know the silent, stealthy stinker kind.

Hehehehe.. stealth farts.

I have been expecting my period for some time now- no, I am not pregnant, just still not in rhythm with them. So yeah, expecting a period. Sitting at the table, feel something is not quite right, go to the toilet and instead of menstrual fluid, there is a HUGE long stringy bit of clear mucus that slops out.
Seriously, about 2 and a half inches long.

What is up with my body?!

^ Good gracious.

I am rubbish at remembering when my period should come. I think it changes every month so I end up having to wear a pad for about three days before it actually starts just for fear I may leak.

Daria - I think you may have just won for providing the most way too much information.

I can always tell when mine are coming- rediculously hormonal the day before, bad back and stomach pains and the want to wear a big jumper.


I was considering putting a warning, but it is your own silly fault for reading this thread

Remember kids, stretchy mucus means you're ovulating

I'm going to get worried if I don't get my period soon... I haven't been having unsafe sex, but when your period is late, any sex gets you paranoid!

Yeh I usually get the goo about a week before my period.

I taught her that! I'm so proud.

Anyway, Sarah's right. You're probably just ovulating, Daria. Nothing to worry about.

It's conversations like this that make me so glad I'm a man.

Anyways, took a bite out of a chicken sandwich I stuck in the firdge yesterday.

Turns out dead boxelders (sp?) are kinda salty.

Wimp

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I'm going to get worried if I don't get my period soon... I haven't been having unsafe sex, but when your period is late, any sex gets you paranoid!

Oh yes. Especially if you're like me and get all bloaty beforehand. I sit there and poke my abdomen as if by some random miracle I'll be showing when I'm 3 weeks pregnant I think I've spent more money on pregnancy tets in my life than I have on tampons

Hmmm. This isn't really TMI. *points at cand* I follow her example!

What the snot is a boxelder?

I believe that these are boxelders.

Edited to appease the grammer nazis

That's more than one boxelder.

/grammar-spam

okay... TMI. I'm currently wearing a towel with six different bodily fluids on it (all mine).

*counts*
Saliva?
Sweat?
Earwax?
Snot?
Tears?
Urine?


Or am I being naive?

Sweat, blood, pus, tears, vomit and urine. I was wrapped in it 'cos I was bleeding and it was the first one i found. I also didn't want to ruin another one.

How the hell could I have forgotten blood in the list of bodily fluids?!

You could claim you were being pedantic and state that technically, the only bodily fluid is water. Go biology!

Also ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, beetles >.<

umm...

That's not entirely true. If the various solutions (blood, sweat, tears, etc...) have solutes that dissolve completely, in their solvents, and still exibit the properties of a fluid, then the solution is a fluid. However, I would not say that vomit is a fluid because it does not follow these rules.

But, it's true that most, if not all, the solutions of the body have water as its solvent. So you were mostly right



Anyway, I suppose I should include some TMI. I got my period yesterday, and my current supply of tampons suck, because they don't expand as much as they should and they tend to fall out when I pee. (I've been through 5 of them already )

Don't forget air, air is a fluid.

/spam

That one will need some explaining.

Fluid:

–noun 1. a substance, as a liquid or gas, that is capable of flowing and that changes its shape at a steady rate when acted upon by a force tending to change its shape.



Air is not a liquid, but it is a fluid.

John is making me be pedantic to point out that bile is a fluid.

I have no TMI, nope none at all! >.>

I should stop making jokes. People keep taking them seriously I am well aware 'fluid' isn't the same thing as 'liquid' or 'solvent'.

Woohoo! Fish are fluids!

I gave my first successful blow job today!

... and God is not a woman because it doesn't taste at all like chocolate. Tastes somewhat bitter and you just pray you don't breathe wrong and wind up with any going up the back pipe into your nose.

TMI enough?

*high fives gothictheysay*


I always thought that the first one of the day/ timespan of sexstuff was much sweeter than the following ones. *shrugs*