Pub golf?

I blew my nose so hard that a booger flew through my tissue and onto my shoulder. I didn't notice it for a couple of minutes. Luckily I was at home.

A pub crawl in silly clothes and with a par and a scoring system.

I'll put a few of the pictures up when I get them. It is best done dressed up.

In golf it is well known you do each hole in as few as shots as possible, usually to try to keep on par. In pub golf each hole is a different drink and we usually try to down each one in one go. So picture 10 or so guys and girls dressed up in sweaters, tartan shirts, a single glove, funny hats and all brandishing cheap plastic golf clubs taking it in turns to try to down pints, mixers, glasses of wine etc in one go. Oh, we did 18 holes, and then an extra few for the 19th.

I have just put anti-acne stuff on the zits around my chin and upper lip and it has dried into a white flaky substance not unlike semen.

That made me laugh out loud.
I wonder if semen could act as a spot cream?

Haven't you ever heard that it's good for your skin? Especially if you swallow.

Actually your first mornings urin is supposed to be very good for acne, so perhaps it could be. Bodily fluids are amazing things.

Nope, I still get spots.

You're, what, 14? I wouldn't worry about it unless you've been having sex. You're very young, and it's completely normal to be irregular from time to time at your age. It doesn't mean there's anything wrong with you.

I did a happy dance earlier this week because my period showed up and that means I won't have to suffer through another transatlantic flight while on my period. The first experience I had with that was absolutely horrible.

This morning, I took the first shower I've taken since Thursday night. Doesn't seem that long of a time, but that's including being outside, running around, and playing sports.

I've heard of people saving their morning urine and drinking it. Apparently thats good for you too. o.0

^ And a little disturbing...>.<

*points back to previous comments about urea in this thread* First morning has a higher concentration of urea in it cos it builds up over the eight hours or so, or whatever. That may actually be true, weirdly enough.

And yay No more GU-related infections!

I waxed my feet this afternoon

I'm not wearing any trousers! (Although I do have undies on... And I have just got out of the bath...)

*gasp*

Mata in the Depository?

(edit: no one saw the mistake)

If I knew what you meant by that then I could answer, but I don't so I can't!

It was really hot in my house this morning after my bath, so wearing little clothing seemed like a good plan

Mata - look at the title of this thread, then you might understand. (Even if Mr. Teapot did misspell it)

...Bad images..

In the past few days I have gained two rather painful spots (possibly bites) on my collar bone and a patch of very sore dry skin behind my right ear.

I have a throbby little zit on my temple that is giving me hell. It isn't tall enough to pick off, so it just hurts a lot. Also, I sat in my own menstrual fluid all day.

I went to a party with my brother (pictured left) Saturday night. He got really, really, really smashed (he, unlike me, can drink) and pulled out his pierced weiner right in front of my girlfriend. I heard from one of our friends that after we left (to go to my house and bang down) that he whipped his wee wee out quite a few more times. He's been on a roll with the thing since he got it pierced.

The party was a belated celebrated of his birthday. Some of the guys got together and made a cake in his honor, shaped like a set of cock-n-balls with a Prince Albert. It was really disturbing hearing everyone talk about how great my brother's penis tastes.

After sex, I got told I have Asian pubes. I'm not quite sure what she meant my that. I was under the impression that she's had sex only with white guys, but I could be wrong.

Oh, look guys, Righteous had sex again.

I thought of this thread today, when I noticed that attempting to blow one's nose while peeing is extremely painful.


Extremely painful.

Isn't it one of those facts of life that anyone with an intimate piercing always flashes it at people?

Edit- the gist is, I don't wash as much as I should do.

I once wore the same pair of boxers for a month.

"But they smell fine to me!" I protested, as my mother demanded I change them.

Coughed up a small wad of green tinged mucus this morning. Guess who's chest cold has returned?

*grumbles something rude* Christmas colours mean a doctor visit for infection.

Remember, Mata: My brother's a weird guy. Between the two of us, he can pass for normal, but overall he's as weird as I am.

I hurt my back today pretty badly. It hurts to cough and poo. I walk slightly hunched over, so I'm curious as to what my next pissing experience will be like.

Period pain that even drawing blood by biting my knee didn't take the attention away from (and caused me to miss a pretty important lecture >:( )

Yay! Period!

I would have preferred it to wait a couple of days since I have a wedding on Saturday and really can't be bothered with the whole tampon/pad malarky.

Don't piss in the wind. Let's leave it at that.

This really isn't that entertaining, but I thought it was rather odd at the time:

My best male friend told me that he gets "excited" at the sight of his crush in her school uniform.

I can't look at him straight in the eye...I really didn't care to know that...

My feet are sweaty and my nose is snotty. I keep coughing up delightfully coloured phlegm, too. Yay for being ill!

Fortunately enough I'm not ill at the moment. I did however have the awkward job last week of phoning my Russian swimming teacher (no, i cannot swim, I suck...) and telling her I couldn't come to my first swimming lesson because "it was the wrong time of the month" for me.

It's been less than a week since my period, and I'm getting gloop. Not like the regular, runny and almost clear gloop, but much more solid gloop. It's fairly upsetting.

Not a TMI related to me, but to my nan. The previous owners of our house were a policeman and his wife. When my nan and grandad moved into this house, my nan was cleaning out the airing cupboard at the top of the stairs and came across a rather large green pepper, made from plastic, with a detachable top. It was obviously something the policeman's wife left behind - it was a rather large dildo. For reasons unknown to me, nan hasn't actually disposed of this - it lives in the cupboard under the kitchen sink.

I went to the cinema on Sunday night with the guy I have a huge crush on (who I think likes me too). It was the Cheltenham Odeon, which happened to be closing that night, for good, so the cinema was fairly empty, apart from 3 guys sat behind us. We went to see a horror film (Grudge 2, it's crap) so of course I was attempting to be girly and scared and all "eep, look after me Ben" but it was fairly hard to do so when the guys behind me kept moaning and making disturbingly orgasmic noises every time the half naked petite blonde schoolgirl came on screen.

The Odeon in Cheltenham is closing/closed??? It can't!! I know they built that big new one but that Odeon has so many memories for me

Uhm... I don't really have any TMI so this will have to do - I ate cheesey garlic bread and drank lemonade this evening and now I'm all gassey.

I have a disturbingly identical clearish mucus coming from three different areas on my body.

(That's probably enough TMI to cover snoo's lack therof, I think)

I scratched my belly button too hard yesterday and now it is crusty.

My throat is bleeding. I keep coughing it up in the weird throat-infection-phlegm stuff

Sounds like you've Christmas colours as well. Red or Green throat mucus usually means it's time to bother a doctor.

I'm currently coughing green but payday means I've started nasty large pills to kill the bacteria dead.

After the meet last weekend I had an orgasmic pee.

I had to go during the entire tube ride back to the hotel (it was kind of a theme for me during that meet, since I also had to go during fireworks and on the walk to the restaurant). It took a bit longer than expected, due to power outages and other fun late night tube stuff. After awhile it got so bad that it started hurting. I mysteriously hadn't had to go when we were in the pub. It's like there was this magical door in my bladder that was opened by walking onto the train.

Anyway, after a lot of whining on my part, we eventually got to the hotel. I was in the bathroom for at least 5 minutes, and I swear I was peeing the ENTIRE time. When I got out I collapsed onto the bed and told Ste that I needed a minute to collect myself because that pee had been absolutely orgasmic.

CAND AND STE HAVE TEH INTERNETS AGAIN!

I'm not the only one who has orgasmic pees after waiting for ages!

I can only think of one orgasmic piss I've had but that's because it was juxtaposed to the worst pissing experience ever. See, when I was eighteen I was on an antidepressant called Depakote and it had an effect on my sex drive...kinda. If this makes sense, I could get about 75% of the way there and not be able to climax. The way I learned this was while having sex with my ex-fiance. After much embarassment, I gave up and went to take a piss. At first, it wouldn't come out and I almost screamed in pain. Slowly (and very, very painfully), it began to leak out until eventually all the pre-ejaculate that had accumulated was flushed out. Afterward, I was in ecstacy.

Not neccessarily TMI, but my brother told me that if you're trying to housebreak a dog and the dog poos in the house, in view of the dog, you must chastise and yell at the poo and then after you bring it outside, put it where you want the dog to poo and have the dog witness you praising the poo. I can't make this up.

Our new house only has baths. No showers. I've been getting used to this and was just starting to like baths a bit more, until about 3 days ago.

I haven't washed in those 3 days. I'm running a bath now, but I am not looking forward to it. I'm on my period, and sitting in a pool of my own menstrual juices has never appealed to me. Argh.

edit: bath is done, but I'm not sure I feel any cleaner.

You could put a tampon in while you take your bath and that would at least keep the amount of menstral fluids in your water down.

^ I thought that periods stopped in water. I must have been misinformed!

^even if that is true there would still be blood around to taint the water

Normally I shower religiously, but with being at my friend's house all week and our messed up schedules, I was able to shower only once in the past five days. I did learn this: Hair wax works well even after a few days in your hair and my friend Tony has cologne that can cover the Ri-the-vagabond stench.

you should try having a bath an hour after giving birth! the water goes black and you have clots the size of your palm, i never even attempted to wash my hair that day!