Today I awoke after a leisurely afternoon nap to discover my car was missing. Not just was it missing, but... ABDUCTED!!!
That's right, abducted by aliens! As I stood in disbelief as to where my car was, a neighbor ran over and informed me of the earlier event. She described an huge shiny silver spaceship hovering only metres above, before suddenly, 3 great suction caps from the UFO, attatched themselves to the roof of my car and lifted it up, suspending my automobile in mid-air. There was a deafening sound as the spaceship fired its engines, before taking off into space. Neither it, or my car has been seen since.
Artists interpretation of Alien space ship