Today I awoke after a leisurely afternoon nap to discover my car was missing. Not just was it missing, but... ABDUCTED!!!

That's right, abducted by aliens! As I stood in disbelief as to where my car was, a neighbor ran over and informed me of the earlier event. She described an huge shiny silver spaceship hovering only metres above, before suddenly, 3 great suction caps from the UFO, attatched themselves to the roof of my car and lifted it up, suspending my automobile in mid-air. There was a deafening sound as the spaceship fired its engines, before taking off into space. Neither it, or my car has been seen since.

Artists interpretation of Alien space ship


My car

*blinks*

that's scary, very scary

they stole your mini!

*loves minis*

oooh...*stares lustfully at the mini*

I suggest ebay...buy a jetpack on there then chase those nasty aliens down...

I had a weird experience with my car a few years ago... it kept breaking down in the same spot. One of the guys at my work suggested that aliens were trying to abduct me or perhaps I was being abducted and just plonked back in the same place everytime!

So, d'you suppose the aliens are gonna "probe" your mini??

I'm terribly sorry. It was I that abducted it... I've always wanted a mini and I figured it would just be just SO much easier to construct a fully functioning spaceship with mini abduction capabilities than to just go to the nearest car dealership and buy one. You'll be glad to know it's living quite happily in the garage as we speak.

Wow, that's scary, you live next to a completely insane person!

Personally I'd be checking your neighbour's garage, they probably nicked it, made up a great story about how it went missing but then forgot it at the last moment so made something else up on the spot.

Hehee, I wrote that because I wanted to lift the mood of the Daily Life Forum. It seemed to be getting dragged down, so I added some good ol' humor. Btw, my car has been here the whole time... and is still in my garage right now. That really is my car. Ahhh my ickle satanic mini

If you look really close, on the license plate it says "Western Australia"

So Mata, I guess the insane person you are reffering to is... me

I soooo didn't know what was going on then!! I've been away too long!!