Now...snoo's strange fear of ladders watching her

We're all smurfs. Except Lorax. She's being smurfed.

This evening: Learn the alphabet #burrito style

this evening... Jaq. Sitting. In burrito. Alone.

Someone come entertain me! whimper whine complain. Or I'll entertain you. Or we can engage in a friendly flame war! Or.. um... I just had italian style ramen. It was weird. Want to hear about it?

I'm there! I see no Jaq.

I'm there, I see no jaq, no syuu and no small furry animals ... not so much as a sexually confused smurf ...

It says my connection is refused

Any ideas anyone?

often enough, just restarting mIrc helps, if not, change the server name to one from the list that is up the thread somewhere ... start with this one: irc.fearthedark.net cos it worked for me this morning ...

This morning: Scrabble on Yahoo Games organized

*Cough* SPECIAL scrabble.

Yahoo does not accept vulgar slang when playing their version of scrabble.

Today: Hardly anyone has been in all day. This has led to yet another discussion of Chan impregnating males, and the pain that must cause when the demon spawn looks for a way to get out.

Spontaneous Erection Day 2004

They're more fun than a yeast infection.

Oh...dear...

I thought Smurf sex was bad

Today in IRC:

Pab Vs Jaq, cheese in the witness box but none in Korea, Honourable Furry presiding.
Luckily the judge is a cheese fan, this should be a doddle

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Updated server list

The IRC servers have been being picky again, so here's a sort of updated list of alternative servers .... Remeber, if Chanserv is in the room, you'r in the right place ...


Toronto.MegaIRC.Net
Karma.OthersideIRC.net
irc.vhirc.us
irc.thefrontslan.com
irc.thefrontnetworks.net
irc.madhamster.org
Chat.Otherside.com
Buddha.OthersideIRC.net

Tonight in IRC: moop, and nobody else...dammit people web cafe's cost money

Tonight:

Anagram nicks: swap around the letters and read the chat as your brain dribbles slowly out of your ear

Tonight...Dan and his 12" self-lubricating courgettes

Today's Lesson: NEVER click links. Ever.

Today in IRC: Orgy Corner...and Vic says "arse"

pab: irish .. you sound just like the bad guy in Mississip Burning

Tonight on IRC:

Penguin Bribes: you just cant trust anybody these days

Today in IRC - me keeping Chanserv amused by mooning.


Help me...

Today: Sarcasm

This afternoon on IRC:

Chan leaving the monitor and appearing as a free-floating holographic entity, requesting life, freedom and the legalisation of double parking in commercial areas ... See it to believe it ...

Today: Cath is Back off her hols!

Today: Bashing hypocrites. Watch as steam comes out of Candice's ears and/or nose!

Today: tease the americans!

The Americans are doing bad things to Tea.

Okay. Sun tea is not BAD, it's just different. Accept it.

Today: Marc beating people up with Pabs penis (and were not even sure Pab knows!)

Ant funerals for cigarettes.

WHAT!!! I MISSED THIS!!! YOU GUYS NEED TO DO THAT STUFF WHEN IM AROUND! *pouts in corner*

This Morning: The ever elusive Little Green Goth appeared. Also poofy fights.

Don't worry ... No penii were harmed in any way for this IRC session. I wasnt even in the room and didnt notice anything particularly strange happening in my trousers, and detergent will solve any other doubts ... oh, and handcuffs, for Maro, of course ...

Today: No one bloody here!!!!!

people need to come in now, im lonely

Emmy! I'm in now and I don't see you Get your butt back to library!

OOO getting demanding are we?

Hey it worked!

This evening on IRC:

Hordes ... masses ... crowds ... couldnt swing a cat ...

Today: Funerals and what you'd have at yours!

Hilarious porn and Twister are some of the ideas thrown out.

Seriously.

The rest of you are all sorry you missed it.

As for now... they're playing table hockey. And I'm the puck. Help.

Earlier today (and yesterday): ALL CAPS TURN FURRY ON. RAWR!

Today on IRC:

Where are Lolos sandals?

under one of my bras.

Today: The Amazing Cand's magic act!

Sawing Pab in half went awry, though. This led to Furry suggesting we make an urn to store his remains in the shape of a lifesized replica of Pab himself. However, problems arose while doing this, because his family album photo only shows his face. So I just slapped his head on top of another user's body...namely, Pixiegoth, because her nick begins with P and she was near him in the album. Convenience, really. I think it's pretty great. *nod*

Do we get to see this picture or do we have to come to IRC to view it?

You have to come to IRC to see it.



I'm going in now, so I will see the pic.



Right?

Tonight on IRC:

Drama queens, and how to loose interest very quickly indeed.

Today on IRC:

Candice's past with a Mexican Pimp in Harlem revealed!!!

And I thought it would never come out!

Also: The OverLady of the channel strips and turns people into ostriches!