Today in IRC: I get humped. A lot. Maybe too much.

Sign up now to be included in the rotary humping system.

It was all Froggeh, I swear!

Sign me up.

Today : What was it like the first time you touched da weina?

I'm procrastinating and nobody can stop me! Muhahaha!!

Umm... yeah, we still have virginities for sale.

Today - CheeseMoose did not, in any way, offer Vic a blow job. Regardless of what some people may have you believe

It seems that interesting things only happen when I'm not in IRC.

He so did!!!

Don't make me break out the logs, young man!

Tonight: Something about money, pimping, geeks, coding, clubbing and femanism.

I wasn't paying much attention.

Today : Spoony is preggers with Vic's baby!

We were mistaken, Spoon has informed us it was only a bun in his oven. But when will it be baked? -Who knows.

Tune in to IRC, The Family Channel next time to find out*!


*Not guaranteed, you may have wait a good few many episodes.

Vic tried to buy cand's virignity! *gasp*

For $813.08

Noooo. Vic tried to buy Cand's sister's virginity. The previous is just icky and gross. Get it right!

Today:

Novander and I discover that having a short conversation about the merits of being a comedian in a war, whether Stalin or Lenin was funnier, and how amicable water is actually amalgamates thought patterns.

Also: Moop savagely takes cand's aural virginity.

...don't listen to them, snoo. We played hopscotch and other such innocent things. They're just trying to make you blink at me!

Today: Candice innocently eats an itzakadoozie on webcam...while Lo sits next to her and fellates her itzakadoozie.

There is a soudtrack to said events. And Lo is currently playing it again. I can't say what the song is on the forums.

Oooh I think I can probably guess what it is!

*snigger*

Today: lurking, lots of it.

now: me and Chan. alone.

help me!

EDIT: thank you people who came on to save me

Oni was waylaid by attackers and an evil rogue took his place in IRC. RIP Oni.

Edit: False alarm. He was the Real Oni after all.

Today in IRC : *Wytukaze jumphugs to alleviate boredom

Today in IRC: moop breaks everyone's minds by remixing the Super Mario Brothers music with orgasm noises.

>_>

Today in IRC: We gave moop a beating for calling candice a chav

You see, this is why I voted "No, no he is most definitely not innocent. For the love of God keep him away from me." :P

Novander! We miss you! Especially Sarah! She won't stop whinging... Screw your slow connection, mine's slow as well.. C'moooon, man, like, we really need you, or something, yeah.. Dude.

Hopefully I'll be back at uni on saturday (depends if I can actually get into my house or not). And yes, you can have your Sparta then.

(FANFARE! FANFARE! LIAR!)

I'll give you the entire My Chemical Romance back collection in exchange.

(FANFARE! FANFARE! LIAR!)

Candice has a large orange. It might even be a grapefruit.

Edit: She ate it. It was an orange.

She got majorly juiced on for masticating

Today on IRC: I tried some espionage tricks to see what they were all plotting against CoBBS. I got kickbanned. Ah well, I have other tricks up my sleeve...

First of all: it was a temporary ban, just for the record. It's been lifted now. Second of all, I would rather keep all discussion of decisions made by ops on IRC to kick/ban people off of the forums. If you have a problem with such things, then come to me rather than whining about it all over the forums. This is the second time you have posted about this. It says clearly in the IRC rules that if you get banned, please don't complain about it on Matazone! It's not the official chat of the forums, and there is a completely different set of rules there.

If you want to actually discuss what rule you broke that caused me to ban you, PM me. Otherwise, kindly shut up about it.

Today: Elphaba warily pokes her head into the mysterious world that is IRC and then quickly exits, finding no one there.

are you sure you're in the right place? There are 14 people in there right now!

Knowing my shaky allience with most technology, probably not. What's the channel name?

This post should give you the information you need to join.

The channel name is #burrito

Today in IRC : Vic's middle name! One of the great mysteries of our time!

Even easier:

http://www.moop.org.uk/irc.php

If you can't get in use this, it's a web browser based IRC client that I put on my server for people who couldn't get in any other way. All you need to do is enter a nick and click the 'Login' button and you automatically end up in the right channel and everything.
Bear in mind it's slow and clunky and best used as a last resort (also it uses a bit of my bandwidth ).

And if he drops off line the world drops off!

or in english if his serve goes off line which it does occasionally you'll lose your connection to IRC for a bit.

But who cares- it makes it possible for us less fortunate people with restricted internet to join

Today in IRC: Cand joins Moop and I with a smilie face AV, and isn't it teh win? GA also plots with Greeneyes to come up with a smilie AV for tomorrow.

Today:- Dress up the Poofie! It's his own fault he asked us!



I know GA it was just to let people know that it happens and what going on if it does happen.

What was today, abstain from IRC day? An hour and a half and no one!

Ange finds her way into the realm of mIRC.......no one's there but chan......

EDIT.

Ange finds Vic, scares him by enjoying the innitiation, and reassures Cand that flashing is fun

Today: Jen comes home early, tries to log in, and fails. Repeatedly. For an hour and a half and counting

Wait till about 6 PM your time. I just talked to Ste and his server is all screwed up, so trying to log in won't do you any good till he gets home from work, I'm afraid.

So where are you now? Is this some sort of revenge?

Today I found myself sold by Jaq to Furry for the amazing sum of 50 Borrowers and a button!

Come on any more offers I can cook you know...and Im small, easily stored and transported!

Today in IRC: Cand adds rule 16 at my request.

I'm such a good e-concubine.

Today : I do a play by play of the price is right.

Any and all auctioning of Wyvern has thus far been declared null and void on the legal grounds that she is owned by me and as such cannot be auctioned off as property.

So nyer!

Except her soul which belongs to me I've got the contract and everything!