Look, we went to bed at half two! What more do you want?!

Also, it is 10:59 and I want someone to be in IRC. Are you there, Sarahs? NO, I THOUGHT NOT.

I WOULD BE BUT I HAVE TEH SCHOOLS.

Like I said, I don't expect you to stay up that late. I know you have to sleep. We just need someone else for amusement while you sleep.

*shifts eyes shiftily like a shifty thing*

Well, my MSN messenger is up and running again, so that's a step closer to IRC! And I'm back at Uni now, so I should be at my comp more often that during the summer when I cba to go upstairs. ;

Also *heart* my Sarah!

Today in IRC we played a stupid amount of Scrabble games.

We're hardcore.

I miss IRC

Today: #burrito disappears along with everyone in it. Oh Noes!

Don't note the ignorance of me not knowing as I am already sorry for not. But what is IRC?

Internet Relay Chat.

[/factually correct but totally useless answer ftw]

Ah right, I'm crap with trying to figure out what letters mean.

False Alarm, it was just Chan who's gone. Probably for the best.

Today in IRC, I had a @hat. But then that d--- Chan came in and stole it from me.
Also, we're being amazed and amused by this

I am posting here so I don't forget: February 29th is No Stairs Day. It will become the most awesome holiday ever. Tell your friends. Bring trampolines.

IT IS CAPS NIGHT. ADJUST YOUR KEYBOARDS ACCORDINGLY.

Tonight, there's Hitler, Maggie [Thatcher], Mussolini, JamesEarlRay and MartinLutherKingJr in IRC. All because of this:



Oni is indifferent.

Today in IRC

Voices realises that Greeneye's magic button no longer leads to #burrito.

Aww, was that the SearchIRC thing, voices? For some reason it hasn't worked for a long time.

moop might still have an IRC thing on his server that you can access through your web browser. If not, we get shiny new internets tomorrow, so he'll sort it out after that.

today in iRC, i learned that candice has never had a front wedgie.

ahhh, the relief.

Yeah, it was search IRC. I tried to use his site to get there but all I'm getting is a big blank screen so...I give up for now.

But thanks.

instead of explaining, here! have a quote:

<syuu> 'I have never had sex in a ball pit'
<syuu> cand: *fingers drink inconspicuously*

Just 1 year and i'll be allowed back in! Hurrah!

Do I really have to wait until I'm sixteen?

It is kind of a problem with younger people in that people feel they have to censor themselves whilst talking. Kind of stifles conversation somewhat given the usual tone. Hence the 16 thing.

Currently, I'm explaining to Poofie (see above) why "vous" is sexy.

Weuf.

Aw. I was thinkin I'd be allowed back in now...

Guess I was wrong, eh?

Doesn't matter either way, though, seeing on how I still can't get in through the Java applets.

Today in IRC: Klu Klux Klan Bang. We'll let you draw your own conclusions.

Are you ready for it, Nov?

Today in IRC, we are knitting GothicTheySay a chainmail chastity belt. Mmm hmm.

a who what now?

this sounds fishy...

There' s no need for that. I still maintain that Sarahs are innocent......of course, I also still maintain that Anges are innocent.....0=)

I had not forgotten. You've seen my stairs, though. I'm not sure how I'm going to avoid them.

Work shouldn't be a problem unless I'm on Ushering, in which case I'll kinda have to use the stairs at some point. I suppose clambering over chairs doesn't count; I could try doing that.

Do sliding down banisters and sliding down stairs on something (such as a sleeping bag or a box) count?

A trampoline on the pavement outside your window maybe? Or you could steal the scaffolding from the building on the other side of the road!

k, quick question. Is the topic on IRC a link to an Onion article and YOUR MOTHER'S FACEbook ?

Bit late to answer now, but yup.

IT IS HAPPY SARAHS BIRTHDAY MAGICAL UNICORN CAPS NIGHT

SHE HAS NOT YET NOTICED

SHE IS PROBABLY TOO DRUNK ON CAKE AND ROBOTS

the cake and robot hangover was pretty bad, but it was sooo worth it.

Gerbil came in and we had an awesome chat about Russia, drinking games and how much it rains in Europe. Yeah!

...
irc, right now, is an abomination. there's no one here besides myself and my illegitimate bot-son.
i demand to see some of you old folks that are now posting on matazone in irc soon. DEMAND.

* @Oni pretends to be insulted about the tied up part
<syuu> >_>
<syuu> you're wasting your typing..

That's a little better!

<syuu> InKy says he gives you his best.
<syuu> and he winked in that way the werebugger winks..
<SPuSs> oh dear... one of HIS best
<SPuSs> oi
<SPuSs> ow
<syuu> I know.
<syuu> I feel for you.
<syuu> maxi pads and vaseline for a week.

I'm not even there, and I'm still perverting the chat. C'mon kids, you know I rock...

\m/

I'm gonna be walking funny for weeks...

we all are, all because of the same cluster of seconds..

<@candice> He is doing a death metal vocals cover of the Golden Girls theme song
<syuu_sake> i am too, after hearing all that..
<@candice> lmao
* @candice tries to think what else has happened

today in irc: syuu learns a LOT ABOUT MATAZONE MY GOD. WHAT THE. ..WHAT???

This evening in IRC (after Syuu has been awake and about since forever), I made a picture for her in times of dire need of help in identifying who IS and who ISN'T Monty.

I loaded this thread and my internet was going slowly so I fullscreened the movie I was watching at the same time (America's Sweethearts, if you're interested). Like half an hour later I come back to the computer and oh my god is this a computer screen or a mirror, I cannot tell?

I just ate a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. Katii is currently eating one (Holy poop she's been up for like 32 hours or something).

me too. ._.

I love you

Silly Daria, you're getting me confused with Monty. This post might help.

Possibly the truest thing I've ever said in iRC:

<syuu> Matazoners are such a charming and irresistable bunch. No wonder we all end up mating. <_>

Buwahahaha!

Hey.

I downloaded mIRC and tried following the directions earlier on in this thread but it won't let me connect to the otherside server.

it just keeps saying "unable to resolve server". My internet is working fine so...
Any ideas?