do you have any proof that hamsters were involved?
(backs away towards door)

Since your acting so supispcious, Why would we need evidence? hasn't this happend before?

Hasn't everything happened before? You know, miliseconds before in a parallel (sp?) universe?

No, that's rubbish, who told you that?

How do you know it's rubbish? Have you been stealing from the garbage truck again?

You seem to know a lot... how do you know about that?

Are you talking about THAT or that? *wink wink nudge nudge*

You mean sex?

Who doesn't mean sex? Isn't sex the thing that governs us all?

Why does it seem like the threads in this fourm always end up talking about sex?

Sex am I meant to know? I mean how am I meant to know?

Why not ask Little Bear? Wasn't he the one who brought up the subject of sex?

What's wrong with sex?

I don't see anything wrong with sex, but don't parents try to banish all thoughts from our minds until they loose complete control over us?

You mean everyone's parents do that?

You thought it was just you?

why would I think that it's just me?

Maybe it was just me who thought that it was just you who thought that is was just you?

are you trying to confuse me?

Are you confused?

arn't I always?
this is my 999th post, isn't it?

Are you going to have a 1,000th post party?

Did she have a 1000th post party?

How come everyone's gotten to 1000th post except me?

Can't you tell only 75 members have over 1000?

How many members are on the board?

Doesn't it say down the bottom somewhere?

OK, so I exaggerated a little when I said everyone had had their 1000th post... But seriously, have YOU?

Couldn't you just look at my post count? Or, seeing how I sorta brought the topic of post up, isn't that obvious?

When I said YOU I meant everyone who isn't me... not just you. But, does the fact I didn't post in January really put my post count down below everyone else's?

why do you keep asking obvious questions?

Isn't it obvious?

are you aware that your just confusing me?

Are you aware that I've been confused from the start?

Why are we all so confused?

Do you think it's our parents fault?

Shouldn't we blame our parents for everything?

Don't you think that shifting the blame to your parents is the easy way out?

Isn't it just the obvious way out?

Is it even a way out?

There's a way out?

a way out of what?

Why would we want to get out - Don't we like it here?

What, am I the only one tied down?

Don't you know, you are the only real one here?

Is this turning into the Trueman show?

what's the trueman show?

It's a film that I saw when I was young but didn't understand it. What was it about really?

How would I know?

Aren't you psycic?