Is the paint dry yet?

paint?

Don't you see that 'gullible' has been written in paint?

It's really written up there?
*looks up*
You just caught me in my own trick, didn't you?

Would you believe me if I said that it wasn't intentional?

why wouldn't I?

Could it be because it was a lame question?

Why can't I think of anything to answer that?

Am I the only one who is tempted to write questions that are totally unrelated?

No, we all do it. Hey, is that a flying geometric shape on a string up there?

(Does that answer your question?)

Would that be a kite?

Now that I look closer, yes it is. How did you guess?

Haven't we already said that I have magical powers?

How magical are they?

does it matter?
*turns Jimi into a cow*

Can I be a frog please? What if I put sugar on top? And a cherry?

Why not?
*turns IATB into a frog*

and where are the sprinkles?

Would you believe me if I told you they were invisible?

Do you really think I'm that gullible?

Frankly, yes. Yes we did. Can I be re-humanised now?

Why would I do that? Don't you know it's in stlye to look like a cow? Shouldn't you be talking in a series of moos?

Moo moo moo? Moo, moo! Moo moo moo moo?

What did you say? Did you honestly expect me to speak cow?

Moo, moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo, moo moo?

Well, if you convert me back then you'd know what I was saying, wouldn't you?

Moo, moo moo moo moo? Moo moo moo moo moo?

Also, aren't cows the females? And bulls are the males?

*Moo moo moo moo, moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo*

*Frantically checks for udders, and not finding any realises self must be bull*

Moo, moo moo moo. Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo, moo moo?

Phew, I'm a bull. You really aren't good at this magicness thing if you made me a bull instead of a cow, are you?

You are really milking this for all it's worth, aren't you? I mean, sheesh, what's your beef? It's a load of old bull really, isn't it? Does anyone else have any udder comments?

(i crack me up)

It's no surprise so many people have nominated and voted for you as funniest member now is it?

Why did you stop mooing?

Moops, my moostake. But don't moo think turning people into cows is a bit... odd?

Why would I think that?
*turns Jimi back to a human*

Because I thought that it was usually frogs. Although it can be newts, can't it?

She turned me into a newt! ...I got better!

Why don't magicans ever turn people into geese?

Would you like it if they did?

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Wouldn't it be fun to throw bread at your enemies?

I know this thread is random but what the hell?

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You just stuck a question mark at the end of that, didn't you?

No, I meant 'What the hell are you talking about throwing bread at your enemies' - get me now?

Well, If I could turn someone into a goose, I would do it to an enemy, right? And You throw bread at ducks in the park, right? (your supposed to be feeding them, but oh well) And If the Goose was your enemy, then You could just chunk Pieces of bread at them for revenge, couldn't you?

But what about throwing sweetcorn? I bet you didn't think of that did you?

sweetcorn?

So you now know how most of us feel when reading QO don't you?

QO?

I'd have thought you'd understand that means 'Questions Only', wouldn't you?

Why would It be hard to understand?
Could you understand me better if I talked like a Texan?

Would it make any difference?

It makes you understand why there was a chainsaw massacre, doesn't it?

Was Voices behind that?

Who wants to know?

Doesn't JimiJimi want to know? Isn't that why he asked the question? I don't think he'd ask a question for the Hell of it, do you?

Doesn't he do that all the time?
*polishes chainsaw*

I do?