cant you read?

Who wants to know?

This always happens doesn't it? Then the next person always replies 'Well, [person's name] do obviously?' don't they?

Don't a whole lot of the questions in this thread get repeated?

Yes. Err, I mean yes?

Would you like some candy corn?

Indeed. Is that your final answer?

Can I ask the audience?

Are you serious?! This audience?!

Well, don't you think that they're smarter than any of my friends, at least?

Would it be wise to know your friends before making that judgement?

well, do you want the candy corn or not?

Candy corn sounds fantastic! Does anyone mind if I spice it up a little though?

How?

You can't spice up candy corn! Wait, not candy corn, I'm thinking of corn dogs, aren't I? Those weird things that taste so... weird... anyone else love corn dogs?

Are those the ones on the stick?

what?

arn't corndogs the ones that come on a stick, and then hot dogs come in a bun?

There are, unless I'm mistaken?

you make mistakes?

Yes I do, infact I just noticed one, it should be, 'they' not 'there' in the previous post, shouldn't it?

You've JUST noticed that? Are you blind?

What would be the point in me being on a forum if I was? Do you expect me to use 'Narrator'?

What's wrong with Microsoft Narrator?!!

Doesn't it just remind you of Steven Hawking?

who?

You don't know who Steven Hawking is? Well, I guess he is English, but then again he's got the highest IQ in the world, and he's even more famous because he's got motor neurome syndrome which makes him paralysed so he has to talk through a text-to-speech engine, right?

Text-To-Speech engines often create amusing results, don't you think?

Definately in the case of this, this has to be 'Best use of computer' worthy, yeah?

Old speech-to-text engines, also produce funny results, don't they?

Aren't you annoyed with Microsoft for making a version of Office with decent speech recognition, as you don't get hilarities anymore?

Did you ever wonder how they got those little ships into the bottles?

What has that got to do with the post before?

Who said the questions had to have anything to do with each other?

Did you?

Why would I say that?

Could it be because you forgot to take your pills?

Or could it be because the voices in her head told her to and she's forgotten because she was under their control?

You mean everyone else doesn't listen to the voices in their heads?

Sometimes the voices in my head don't listen to me; anyone else get that?

Can't that be stopped by banging your head on the table a couple of times? Is it true that it knocks the voices unconcious?

Who told you that?

Maybe it just so happened that she happened to find out what happened to the 'Whatever happened to' game. Am I right?

What makes you so sure?

you want to knock me unconcious?

Damn, our cover is blown! Err... wait, I mean Who said we did?

Didn't they say you did? Who are they, anyway?

should I be scared?

Is there any reason for you not to be scared?

*curls up into a ball*

Why would you want to knock me unconcious?