Do you get forums in the jungle?

Who knows? Can you prove that you dont?

Can you prove that I can or cannot prove the existence of jungle forums?

Would you be an angel and stop confusing me now please? I only have an ickle brain, remember?

Aren't you the angel? And why do you think things like that when they are not true?

Maybe because they are true? And aren't I Angel with a capital A? And why do you refuse to believe that you're nice?

Jelly bean anyone?

You wouldnt be changing the subject would you? And can I have a Jelly bean?

What makes you think I'm changing the subject? Would I do a thing like that? OOh, arent those flowers pretty?

*wanders off*

aren't humans squishy?

What does that have to do with the price of tea in china?

Why are you asking about tea in china when the tea in Japan is better?

why do you care about tea when you have such squishy heads?

why are our heads squishy?

*squish squish squish squish squish*

why are your skulls so fragile?

^was that a rhetorical question?

was that?

^wasn't that a repeat?

isn't this entire thread?

^ how would you know?

Has someone been watching The Kids in the Hall?

Do you get halls in the jungle?

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Is there tree house in the jungle where I can eat jelly beans and listen to jungalis music?

and post reply to this thread?

Does anybody want to see the boat? Is that a river or a estuary it's docked at? Can we go somewhere recognizable?

Can't you see we're now in a hotel room? Why is hotel soap so small? Have you heard of a comedian called Retta? Do you find her routine with hotel soap funny? Is that a closet? *click* Oops, can you get this door open for me?

No, who is Retta? And don't you prefer Bill Bailey? And doesnt it suck that my mum and step dad went to see him on my Dad's weekend so I couldnt go along? What have you done to this door? Did you lock it from the inside? Is there a key in there? Why wont it open?

Do you think I really care why?! Don't you think I just want to be let out? That does suck; ever ask them why they did that? *kick* There, did that help?

why oh why does the world not cry at the sins we comit in gods name?

Can I post something random as well?

Turnips, eh?

why not carrots?

Can you think of anything good about carrots?

doesn't everyone know the greatness of carrots?

why should everyone know the greatness of carrots?

Did you ever think I might suffocate if you don't open this door?

why is the door closed?

who knows?

do the jellybeans know?

Know what? What door?

whats with the jellt bean obsession?

Didn't you read the start of the thread?

How much time do I have left before I run out of oxygen?

not long, why do you need it?

oxygen is needed to breath, to keep you alive, didn't you know that???

How could he know that?! Didn't you know that Mr. Meh is just a computer program? And do you think that computer programs need oxygen?

how could u expect me to know mr.meh is a computer program???

Isnt Mr Meh a representative from the Jelly Bean Consortium?

No he's a computer program, and have you ever seen him? No.. so doesn't that mean that there's a possibility he's a computer program?

oh, then is Mr Meh, a computer programme who is the rep for all Jelly Beans, who are lost in the jungle listening to jungalis music?

what the fudge makes you think i'm a cold heartless machine?