Okay, this is a game on Whose Line is it Anyway? and I thought we could twist it somehow.

In this game you speak only in questions. I'll give you a scene - and make your question relate back to the last poster's question. Yes I know this is usually played with only two people at a time, but how fun if we had an entire forum try!

Okay, let's pretend we're by the Amazon River with a kazoo, a snake wrapped around someone's leg, a parrot that speaks in fragments, and a jar of jelly beans. If you wish to be a traveling companion of mine, go ahead and talk. If you want to be the snake or the parrot etc. put that before your comment so we know.

"You think the snake will budge if we play the kazoo?"

"Can snakes hear kazoos?"

You can play the kazoo?

Can't you?

Why does that matter? Shouldn't it work if we just blow into it or something?

You've never played the kazoo, have you?

But didn't you play kazoo in a band?

Was I even in the Band?

You were in the band, but you didn't play the Kazoo. Didn't you play the trumpet?

I have a dear friend (technically my boyfriend but he hates being called that oddly enough ) who plays trumpet prestigiously...do you think he could play the kazoo?

Trumpets, who plays one of those in this day and age?

Was that an insult?

Doesnt yEllow card have a trupet player?Or is that bass?

You listen to Yellowcard?

Who waants to know?

Who do you think?

Have you all forgotten about the snake?

I'm sorry, does it hurt?

what do you think?

Could someone just get the thing off me please?

*yank* I have its tail, oops! Did it just sink its fangs in?

Would you like me to hit it for you? Or should i play the kazoo?

what did we bring the kazoo for again?

Didn't we need the kazoo to get rid of the snake?

No, that's what the parrot is for. Can't you see?

What parrot?

The magical parrot that will make all your dreams come true. Can't you tell?

Oh, I see now - he's a cutey, isn't he?

Can he say something magical to get the snake off of Greeneyes? Is that blood I see seeping?

I don't know Is it?

ARGGH. Taylor, "I don't know" isn't a question

anyway, "How could it not be? and can that parrot actually talk?"

Is the snake on me still? Didn't you pull it off?

Can't you see only its fangs are still stuck to you? Why am I still holding the other end of the snake? Why won't that parrot SAY anything?!

Wait, is that a stuffed parrot? Who brought a stuffed parrot?

Whered you get that stuffed parrot? Didnt you notice it wasnt moving very much?

Was it moving when we got it? Is it dead?!

Has it climbed up the curtain to join the choir invisble?

(sorry couldnt resist the Monty Pythonness!)

What curtain?

The curtain that's on fire behind your head? And if he climbed up the curtain to join the invisible choir how can he see the choir if they're invisible?

Is it still on my arm, or has it been burnt by invisible choristers?

*banging noises*

THIS PARROT IS NO MORE! IT HAS CEASED TO BE!

Yeah...where is the parrot? Are you feeling queasy yet, Greeneyes? Haven't you noticed I'm still holding the snake that's attached to your legs? ...Hey, do you work out?

I don't know, do I? And why are all these bright colours swirling round my head?

Is that the venom taking effect or are you on drugs?

Thugs? Where?

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Did you get the number of that donkey cart?

</conciousness>

Where's the first aid kit? Is the snake dead yet? Can I be first if we have to use mouth to mouth?

The first? Just how unconcious am i?

How can you still talk if you're unconscious? And why is gothic flirting so much?

How does that concern YOU, Gothic Angel? He's *very* unconscious, can't you see?

...?

What do we do first?