^ Depends what you mean by 'slob'. I heavily procrastinate (man, that word makes you sound like some sort of know-it-all if the person you're talking to doesn't know what it means)...

< Meh.

v Do you 'meh'? (Yes, I know 'meh' isn't a verb)...

^ I 'meh' at the same rate as I breathe per minute.

< Can feel cold orange juice going into her tummy. It tickles a bit.

v Are you ticklish?

^ Not as far as I know.

< Is trying to fit the word 'hogswash' into regular conversation today.

v Which member do you think has the oddest name?

^ I think the person with the oddest name would have to be the n00best n00b at the time...

< *tosses large spikey ball into the air and catches it, looking around for the n00best n00b*

v what do you think of the n00best n00b?

^the Newest person would be.... insaneperc1015...Um..Well, judgeing by the fact that they only posted once, and They haven't come back in a couple of days...I think that they aren't coming back.
<Thought that the time was 3:00 PM, when It's only 12:30AM...
v have you ever gone through a whole day, thinking that it's a different day? (Like gone through monday, thinking it's thursday...)

^ All the time. That's what gets me through the week. If I think it's a Monday on a Tuesday, then I'm a day behind myself, meaning Friday will come quicker (or so it seems)...
< If only you knew the power of the Dark Side of the Farm...
< I've been doing some SERIOUS procrastinating today... stuff I've been meaning to do for the past few weeks, and I've only done half this morning... Meh, I'll just let mesen get fired and I'll make a living off of eBay...
< Ah, eBay. The one eBay... TO RULE THEM ALL!
v Cough. Cough?

^ cough

< Is contemplating the extreme randomness...

v Do you like dogs?

^ I have a dog. I assume that means yes.

< Moo.

v What is your initial reaction after reading this - ELMO IS A CANNIBAL - ?

^ bout time someone spoke up about it...

< *you see a person fighting off ELMO*

v what was your favorite Sesame Street character?

^ wait... does that mean he eats other Elmos? Are there other Elmos? Creepy...

< Continues contemplating extreme randomness

v Mr. Stabby, do doo do do do do...?

looks like you've been outposted!

^ who is mr. stabby anyway?

< ponders about short person behavior in pedal-depressed panchromatic resonance and other highly ambient domains

V do you say arf?

^um...no.
<Wonders why random things only seem to happen when She's not around.
v If you could think of a question for me, what would it be?

^ who are you, really?

< *head spinns rapidly*

v could you answer the above question?

^ I am... a maniacal maniac...

< GAH! No, outposted! *dies*

v So what happens after you die?

^ you stay dead, less you are in "the Mummy"

< is watching nothing...

v would you like to be in the mummy?

^ Only if i get to be the mummy

< Completely insane

v How insane are you?

^ insaner than all of you little purple monkeys... you are purple right?

< *looks around for Maverick*

v have you seen my cat?

^ AHHH! O MY GOD He's eating m face ahhh.... gurgle...

< Anyways...

v Nice weather we're having?

^ havent noticed.. been raing here for a while...

< apparantly there are people shooting at other people somewhere in my county....

v shooting people is bad, right?

^ unless they are EVIL!!!!, yes.

< I dont have an avatar for some strange reason...

v Why did you pick your avatar?

^ because it is imprtant... you may not understand...

< 42!

v do you understand?

^ 42 (which in this case, means yes)

< I always thought it was 6*8=42

v Do you have textual evidence to prove otherwise?

^ yes i do... it is supposed to be "what do you get when you multiply six by nine"

^ 42!

< do you remember now?

^ Meh, still no...

< will have to go search out the book...
< will probably be gone for a while...

v how was your weekend?

^ boring, as im sure so many were....

< is bored...

v are you bored?

^ Meh, probably.

< Ooch Pooch.

v If there was dog shampoo, do you think it should be called 'shampooch'?

^ yes. Yes i do.

< Balloons and baboons

v What is a word you have never said before

^ Rattygatty.

< Don't think I've ever said that before.

v What's the most unproductive thing you've done today?

^ broke my bag on my staircase.

< Munchables

v do you like food?

^ Yes, it keeps me alive and unhungry.

< Is addicted to nectarines
< Got nectarine juice in her eye today. I didn't think that it would hurt.

v What's the most painful thing that ever entered your eye?

^ sand on holiday. Some irriating 6-year-old got a handfull of sand and threw it at my face.

< Clown. Clown? Clown.

v Clown?

^*screams*
< is only eating a peach beacause she's out of plums and nectarines
v what should I do when I run out of peaches?

^ I dunno. I don't like peaches or plums and I haven't got the slightest idea as to what a nectarine is. Although it conjours up an image of a grapefruit.

< Grapes all the way, baby! Or apples. Or bananas. Or the off-chance I'll have an orange or tangerine or something like that. Or tomato. Or cucumber. Or ham. Or spam. No, ham. No, jam! How's about ham and jam and spam. Alot. Ham and jam and spam alot.

v Doot'n doot'n doot doooooot...

^ get more
< Sponges make me feel ill
v what makes you feel ill

^ Too much orange juice.

<
It's a non-hairy peach

v What's the weirdest fruit you've ever tried?

^ Ooh, Kumquats! Awesome! For those of us not in "the know", kumquats are tiny oranges that you eat with the peel still on.

< Should still be reading Romeo and Juliet

v Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?

^ i think he went out to get doughnuts.

< Doen't know how to spell.
< a kumquat.

v Kumquat? Kumquart.

^ KUMQUAT!!!

< Is very tired.

v are you tired?

^ Yes. Im so tired im going to go to sleep now.

< ZzZzZzzZzzZzz....

v do you like pizza?

^ well considering i work at a pizza joint....

< wonders about what pizza really means....

v what does pizza really mean?

^ I remember posting a reply to this before but it doesn't seem to exist that much, so I'll rewrite it.

Pizza is like a pie without the top on, and just a few other things like cheese, tomato, and other junk. We know this because it looks like this, and many machines have been made in the last few centuries to investigate this fact. It is also proven by this short series of things:

1) PIE - No change. Just good ol' pie.
2) PI - Pie without the top on. Unfortunate pie, always happy happy, missing our gray fox !! Yadda !!
3) PIZ - Added 'Z'. The 'Z' stands for 'Tomato'.
4) PIZZ - Yet another 'Z'. This 'Z' however, stands for 'Cheese'.
5) PIZZA - Finally an 'A'. This 'A' stands for other junk.

< Damn I'm bored.

v What was the last thing you were looking at before you looked at your computer screen?

^My mom, because she was talking to me...
<Has a sunburn on her face.
< Has been swimming, horseriding and to an ammusement park in the last two days.
v What's the most fun you've ever had in one day?

^ Err... I don't know, I can't remember...

^ There was that one time that I bought lots of cool stuff on eBay... does that count?

< Interesting new LGG...

v Where do you think these lyrics come from: 'Solitary solenoid, terminally paranoid, Marvin'

^ i dont know.

< LGG animation makes me giggle.

v Have you ever done stand up?

^ I have stood up in my life, yes.

< Is randomly drawing squiggles in Flash becuase has forgotten what he was meant to be drawing.

v What was the last TV programme/movie you watched?

^Mad TV
<Is already counting down to her birthday.
V what's the best gift you've ever got on your birthday?

^ I don't get much for birthdays nowadays, and I can't remember what I got when I was younger...

< The world will never know...

v What's the weather like over where you are?

^Warm and sunny, with a slight breeze. But it's not like I'm gonna bother to go outside Any time soon.
< Doesn't want to make her sunburn worse.
< Should be working on a history project.
v Do you have work to do over the summer?

^ Hmm... this is strange... I'm quite sure I answered this already... oh, and yes. stupid English and History projects

< Is dazed and confused

v Dazed and confused?

^no.
<my history teacher cancelled the project!
<has no Idea how she would have written 16 pages worth of essay.
< probly would have cheated and double spaced the lines, and used a really small font.
v do you cheat?