^ 1,401

< I think my rabbit is dead...

v Do you have any pets?

^ A dog.

< Dog annnoying.

v What you think of dog?

^ Yay for dogs!

< Has a broken computer so is using her friends laptop instead.

v What do you do hen your computer breaks?

^ Repair it, usually.

< Lamp!

v Pmal? Malp? Mlap? Almp? Aplm? Apml? Plma? Paml? Plam? Lapm? Lmap? Lmpa? Mapl? Malp? Lpma? Amlp?

^ Because air particles that rearrange words reflect blue light.
> Am listening to Emerald Rose whilst I type this.
v What movie coming out in the next year or so are you waiting for most?

^ Err... I don't know any titles of movies coming out soon... I'm not a big cinema-goer...

< Will go to see the occasional film but usually rents old films from video store.

v What movies are you into?

^ Anything with a good storyline, but i spose it depends on my mood

< Wants to see 'sin city'

v Do you like movies primarily in black and white?

^ Err... I like Young Frankenstein, which is the funny. Young Frankenstein! Filmed in black and white (no offense). Good ol' Mel Brooks.

< Ow.

v What are your views on the issue of ow?

^ It hurts

< Have an unhealthy obsession with Green Day. Am a sad groupie

v Have any obessions?

^ Err... Toto? Alice in Chains? Van Halen?

< That sheep is looking at me funny.

v Stop that, you stupid sheep!

^ GAH... SHEEP!!

< Who let the sheep into matazone?

< Wanted: one white fluffy sheep. Reward: one metaphorical whats-it-ma-jig-thingy.

v Any takers?

^ Pick me! Pick me!

< Wanders about aimlessly when without a computer.

v Why do you wander about aimlessly? (contradictory question, I know)

^ On Tuesdays, between the hours of 6 and 7.

< Has Stevie Wonder's Superstition in head.

< Dum dum dum dum duh-- duh duh dah dum dum dum dum duh-- duh duh dah...

v Scissors!

^ Rock! Muahahaha.

< Has horrible new braces with springs attached to her teeth. Ooww.

v Do you have nice teeth?

^ Not incredibly. They're not exactly crooked, but they're not exactly straight, either. They used to be a horrible shade of yellow, but now they're more pale thanks to whitening toothpaste

EDIT: Forgot to do rest of post!

< Watched the video fot Toto's Hold the Line earlier. It's cheesy, but in a different way to Van Halen video cheesy.

v Seen any funny music videos?

^ Mmmmmm......... not really sorry...

< is back from holliday!

v James, your avatar rocks.

^ Thanks!

< Woo, Oscar be back!

v I don't know why that's so exciting, it just is. Anyway, this is my last night on Matazone for a week, as I am going up north to meet relatives. Again *groan*. Ah well. Oscar, if you're still online, I'll e-knight you in the Yet Another Random Fun Game thread.

^ A whole week? sheesh!

< Spent the weekend being host of < housewarming party, rock on!
< Is also rather tired.

v Did you have an exciting weekend?

^ Not really, but I got some new comic book collections.
> I'm really getting very tired of my stupid language arts homework.
v What color is your favorite towel that you have?

^ Black, with purple bits.
< Wow, i have a favorite towel!
v Have an strange favorite things?

^ Yes, my favorite bath squishy is an aqua green mesh thingy.
> I think I'm definitely a bit odd with regards to favorite things.
v What do you think about pumpkins?

^ pumpkins? er. taste rank but good for halloween?

<
Oww.. I know why thats exciting
YAY e-knighted!

Im guessing i missed my time but oh well...

v what did you have for breakfast?

^Coffee and a Granola Bar.
<just realised that she eats alot of Granola Bars.
<and drinks alot of coffee.
vAny food/drink that you have every day?

^ Yeah, I have milk and dry Cheerios for breakfast every morning. It does taste good dry, contrary to popular opinion.
> I have a burning aversion to my math homework.
v What is/was you least favorite subject in school?

^Right now, It's history, just because I can't stand the teacher.
It's usally PE or mat, though.
<Is hungry.
vWhat do you eat for a snack?

^ Usually cheese and peanuts with lemonade to drink, sometimes microwave popcorn with extra butter.
> Loves reading bad Mary Sue character profiles and mocking the creators.
v Do you know/have you seen any really bad Mary Sue characters? If so, where?

^Whats Mary Sue?

>I love angels and fairies.


V Have you seen a ghost?

^ No, but I reckon one was trying to use my computer once...

< Bloody hell. What a waste of a week of my time. And a week of my leave, too. Ah well, back with my computer and my guitar now. Ahhh...

v Bananananana?

^ GAH! thats sounds a bit to much like Gwen Stephani!

< Considers 'pop' music to be more like 'poop' music.

v Is it better to learn two different instruments at the same time?

^I imagne it would be alot harder...
<Is happy because Amarillo is taking in Hurricane Katrina refugees.
vDoes the place you live Have Hurricanes?

^ England? Not really, but there was a tornado or hurricane or something in Birmingham a few months back, kinda glad I don't live there any more (and I'm even more glad I no longer have the annoying accent!)

< Buuuuuhminnnngum! *Shudders*

v What sort of accent do you have?

^Yorkshire accent.

<Loves all things Yorkshire.

VHave you been to Yorkshire?

^ Yup. Very... well, err... Yorkshirish?

< But have you been to Lincolnshire?

v Moo!

^ Baaaa!

< Has been to Lincolnshire when she was younger.
< Can't remember it.

v Do you have a good memory?

^ Well, I never seem to remember important things like dates, but I can remember the most obscure things about things... like when I visit the parents I remember a walk we went on when I was like... five, and I'd know what calamity happened, if anyone got injured, what clothes I was wearing, whether I had a teddy with me, the general stream of conversation... all kinds o' crap!

< But quite a few late nights of my life down the ol' drinking hole seem to fade away...

v Moo! Again!

^ Well im not sure how to type the sound a kangaroo makes, but just imagine thats what i wrote.

< Yay, me and the rest of the work crew got the day off work because we have been working to fast.
< Is not getting paid for my day off

v Do you often get days off work?

^ Oh yes, I only work 2 days a week.

< Love my job sooooo much!!!


v Do you love your job?

^ Well, not really, although I don't particularly have much of a job anyway... and the office internet never seems to work, and the off-chance that it does matazone is always blocked. Not that that's stopped me before...

< Agh!

v Good fortune!

^ Why, thank you.

< Hmm, good fortune for what exactly...?
< *Eats fortune cookie*

v "Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday"

^ Mmm... fortune cookie...

< Does anyone actually eat fortune cookies for the fortune? I tended to think it was mainly for the cookie...

v Cookie monster!

^ Garsp! I eat the cookie and the fortune....

< Zooooooooooooooooom.

v do you drive?

^ I have a car but I seldom use it...

< Waaaa!

v Woooo!

^ Weeee!

< NI!

v My minions demand a shrubberry(sp).

^ Ecky ecky ecky ecky pikang zoop boing owla ziv ...

< Ni!

v Nu!

^ New?

< Brand new!

v Isnt 'new and improved' an oxymoron?

^ Why do people call stuff brand new when the brand has been in existence for thirty years?

< Hehe, you said moron!

v Ahahahahahaha!

^ Hahahahahahahah!

< Riddle me please!

v If someting is brand new, how can it be improved also?

^ With brasso!

< There will be no brown M&Ms in the backstage area.

v Gah gah! gaaaah! Argh!

^ Would you like some throaties?

< Yay, last day of work for me!

v How many mobile phones have you lost?

^ Err, none?

< I hate mobiles. I bought one for convenience, which then buggered, so I bought another cheapy one, which coincidentally buggered, and now I have another one which I barely ever switch on. Although I have made an amazing amount of ringtones for it from midis and stuff.

v But tonight, we're going to sort it all out, for tonight is the meaning of life...