^ Ok....

< Is playing some led zeppelin on his guitar

v do you play guitar? If so, what make?

^ used to
< watching tv
v what you duin

^ Whilstlin' some Led Zep.

< I whistle so much now I've practically become a pro at it...

v I can also hand-coo.

^ Hand-coo?

< Cand who?

v Your about to get post #2005. Go you! woo hoo

^ go me
< go me
v go you

^ whooo 2006.....

< is very ill

v what do you do when ill?

^ Err, what, is there supposed to be some kinda routine?

< I mainly just hobble round the house drinking coffee.

v Coff... ffee...

^ mmma.........

< Zippy from rainbow makes me feel ill
<Is happy because if you search oscarhilton or blueyounder in MSN search it comes up with my website! How cool is that? Sorry Spam...

v what makes you happy? - Apart from coffee?

^ Err, beer, good music, PEOPLE WHO MAKE MORE PLAINS HINT HINT.

< Spam up!

v 'Spam is real meat'. Is this statement true?

^ Yes. In Monty python anyway...

< SPAM SPAM SPAM WONDERFUL SPAM! Ahh how i love that sketch.

v what’s happening to you right now?

^ Not much, just on Matazone and various other websites.

< Yarr.

v Yaharrharr?

^ Advast peanuts!

< <post lost>

v largen. Jargen. Whats your favourate film?

^ Err, I don't know. Beverly Hills Cop is funny for being cheesy.

< Cheeeeeeee... eeeeeeesy!

v Cheese.

^Moose

< My internet hates me and I have to constantly restart my computer every three or so minutes.

v What is your relationship with your internet connection like?

^ Quite peachy infact.

< Actually uses the library computers.

v Is that cheating?

^ Yes.

< OH GOD!!! MY FEET ARE HUGE!

v have you ever discovered weird stuff about yourself?

^ Yes. Like the bottom of my toes are _really_ weirdly shaped. They're like pyramids. And that I can't bend the top joint of my thumb without bending my first finger. But you knew that already.

< Has invented a new word: hawm.

v What do you think 'hawm' should mean?

^ Hawm ver, nou: 1) To sing un-melodically or out of tune. He was putting us off by hawming. 2) An un-tuneful song. It was such a hawm the audience were booing.

< Wow, that took quite a while to type.

v In your post, write something which is pointless but could mean something.

^ a banana is only worth the blue james if its twice in the glue.

< _REALLY_ sould not leave his MSN on. 7 people tried to talk to me and i was watching tv! aggh... oh well. sorry emma...

v same as jimi's it was fun

^ If all polystyrene vending cups had holes in, that would cause a flood of complaints to the drinks machine company. Now, they would complain to their cup supplier, who would blame their workers. Their workers would resign, causing drinks machine manufacturers to have no cups and be put out of business. Office workers would have to make their own drinks and would send a complaint to management. Management would blame the drinks company who would tell them the story of why they are no longer making drinks machines. Management would then contact their local council, who, being completely powerless (as they always are) would take it up with the district council. Unfortunately, the entire workforce of the district council had died of dehydration from lack of drinks machine. So, the local council would contact the government. All the governments recent meetings would consist of sprawling about and laughing, because there would be no water so people would resort to coffee beans, so the government would take no action. However, the EU (who have beer) would complain to our government for taking no action. Our government would tell them to relax and have a cup of coffee beans. The EU would summon up some magical politics being to dismiss British government, and one of the worlds superpowers (albeit a surprisingly small one) is gone. Tony Blair has no job so the EU collapses with no President. The euro is abolished and Europe is left without money. Thousands are killed from looting. Eventually, Europe is deserted. Dubya has no help from Tony, and accidentally leans on a 'FIRE NUKE' button because he was slowly dehydrating. A nuke was fired, and the entire human race was wiped out...

< Just because a teenage prankster with a pin put a few holes in some drinks cups...

v Hey, why not, same question again.

^ if one gives. A monkey will receve.

< again?

v again!

^ I can't be bothered to do a long one again...

< If blu-tac takes over the world, what will happen to unbranded blu-tac, such as 'Sticking Tack'?

^ Jimi. You are a wise wise man...

< Could it be called blu weee tak tak takka?

^ Why not?

< Why not?

v WHY THE BLOODY HELL NOT?!

^ I really don't know.. >_>

< Has writing all the way up her arm to the elbow... it's not coming off right now.

v Do you write on yourself or are you scared the ink poisoning deal?

^ yes. Right now im power stamping my forehead

< OOCH! [NO FRENCH HOMEWORK]

v do you get that stamp?

^^ No, I either don't have a pen on me, remember without looking at my arm, or don't need to. Plus I think that writing on you arm is just... weird.

^ Damn you fast posting Oscar!

< Anyone been watching that Rock School on 4 with Gene Simmons? I just thought it was hilarious.

v Well, have you?

^No.

< My dad just through a banana at me.

v Do you have a 'bedtime'?

EDIT: Aghhh darn yee emma!

^ No I sadly missed it.


< Mmmmmm AGGHHHH missing TV


v are you on TV RIGHT NOW? - Stupid question alert

^ No, I tend not to sit on my TV.

< La la la la la la la la la laaa...

v Ooo-ooo-oooh!

^ la la looooooooo la la LA!

< ta ta ta ta!

v vooda va va voom!

^ Zoom zoom zoom.

< Loves the zoom zoom zoom song.

v Favourite advert on tv?

^ Ahaeura.

< Aha, urea.

v A rue, aha!

(Thank God for the guy who dinevent anagrams).

^ wasn't it va va voom?

< ZOOOOM!

v masda

^ Renault!

< Skoda!

v Err... Rover! (RIP)

^ cars make me ill

< dies a little more inside

v do you want to be burried or crimated? (sp?) i know its a happy subject.

^ Dunno. Either.

< Mwehehe!

v Ehehewm!

^ I want to be put in a firework. So yeah, cremated and then my ashes mixed with... *geekiness*... pottassium nitrate and sulphur and something like copper sulphate...

< Like chemistry.

v What is your favourite science?

Edit: Grrr Jimi.

^ cullememmksdm - a new word. spell it like it sounds.

< ooooh official plain website oooooo

v Invent a word NOW hee hee

^ Shenfoopuffs. A new cereal which gives you wind but makes you feel calm and whatever?

< There is an official plain website?!

v What is this website you talk of?

^ And why is there no new ones (unless I be mistaken?)

< Yarr,

v yarr.

^ advast. PLAIN WEBSITE (under construction)

< click me. Or else NEEDS TO BE UPDATED!

v go now. run. its your only chance...

^ Wooting!

< Wooting.

v McWooting Burger.

^ gosh. gosh to the max.

< takes drone pill.

v egghdsndj huh ggaaaaloooooops

^ asdhaskdahsda.

< I've got to go for reasons which I have expressed in the 'Type one thing' thread and can't be bothered to type again. See you perhaps on the morrow.

v Yoooooooooooooooooooop!

^ seeyas in the meanyas

< still on drone pill so will drone on for a couple more hours

v castonomicallity?

^ A bit of simple math for you: Big words + Emma = confusion

< Is cold.

v How is the weather where you are?

^ Relatively bright, but don't know temperature wise as I haven't been out, yet.

< A white van just drove past the house.

v Do white vans often drive past your house?

^ only on wednesday.

< Clown confetti

v are there green vans ever?

^ Why not?

< Has lost her black strappy top.

v Have you seen my black strappy top?