^ yes. Im wearing it.

< OOOOH shiny new plain http://oscarhilton.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/sand.htm

v what do you think?

^ Yay, sandwich!

< I'm a sandwich!

v SANDWICH!

^ aaaaaaaee!

< new one on th way!

EDIT: here it is!: http://oscarhilton.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/agh.htm

v whoo!

^ Woo!

< New one!

v Agh!

^ ttthats the title!

< aggh super extended plain (see in... other post...)

v any ideas for episodes?

^ Err, Eddie paints a picture of a clean car on the doctor's garage door?

< I can't think after I've just woken up.

v Same question?

^ you'll see. You'll see.

< ........................ nipnips.

v invent a word!

^ Plnudelfludel!

< Pronounced 'Pluh-noo-dull-floo-dull'.

v Invent another word for no reason, then think of a Plain storyline! NOW!

^ er... Floodenflaginalcapstertona (floo-den-flag-in-al-cap-ster-tona) means penguin fart.

Plain storyline:

er... Lenny gets his body back and... er.... something else happends.... yeah!

< gooden stign? Na. anyway.

v invent... ANOTHER WORD!! *gasp*

^ Figulopified. To be figulopified - to have your ears pulled down underneath your chin and tied in a bow.

< Did you know that the death rate of pneumonia is 10 - 25%

v Are you going to be wrapping up warmly this winter?

^ no. Im a bit chilly as it is... burrrr....

< Kakanoligettic


("im a very kakanoligettic person...")
("gosh! hes a big kakanoligettic! He must drink redbull!*")


1. To be energetic or fast moving
2. To walk or run using the above

v invent... INVENT!


or, if your bored of it now, invert something else! an interesting invention that may change lives or something!

*redbull may or may not make you kakanoligettic

^ Three dimensional music. Don't ask me how the hell it'll work, but it sure as hell will.

< Make Plains...

v MAKE PLAINS!

v ...

v Or, if you're not Oscar, your question MUST be 'MAKE PLAINS!' until Oscar answers.

^ oops sorry. I must suck here. I could hate any on the 2nd 'cos i was at my mothers...

< is making a plain just for you jims.

V can i call you jims?

^ Err... if you really want...

< I could call you Oscs but it doesn't have quite the same ring to it...

v Invent another invention!

^ Ok here is is:



its umm... a death box...


< Mmmmm box

v Invent something of use

"A computer which linked to your brain so you just had to think what to type and it would appear.

< My keyboard and mouse don't work and I have to paste spaces every time I want one. And once I have one, more and more keep on coming until I press another key.

v What's wrong with my computer?

^ everything....

< mmmm computer face.

v invent something and so a picture! (if possible)

^ OK then...

<

< I call it... THE BOX. It looks just like a regular box, yet there's someone living in it and it has a slight orange flavour!

v Oh hell, invent another one!

^ YEAH!

If i copy right 'copy right' that means i own copy right and all copy right rights! WOW! I own everything!


< sorry if you are slightly off put by my picture...

v INVENT!

^ yay! thats the coolest invention!

My handwriting is poo.


< P-p-p-pick up a pasta
< http://www.plain-comic.tk

v invent something that makes you cry.

^ Err, the automatic onion-peeler.

< Doo doo do do do do DOO doo doo...

v INVENT G'NAMMIT!

^ a pepper casketa

< Dont wave, dont even look at them eddie... there all plotting

v INVENT!

^ More inventions? Bah. I invent a machine which you can put fruit into that makes it perfectly ripe and you can gage how ripe or unripe it turns. Tesco only sells 'ripen at home'. Grr.

< Has cold fingers.

v How is your circulation in the winter?

^ It be good.

< Although it not be winter.

IIIIINNNNNVVVVVEEEEENNNNNTTTTT!

^ good
< Good
V are you a moop

^ grr..... u moop u.

< ok ill just do jimi's one.

I INVENT:

the portible toaster!

v invent!

^ I'm gonna invent the Plainifier, I plug it into Oscar's nostrils and then it makes him make hilarious Plains at a fantastic rate of 15 per second!

< Ow.

v INVENT, NOW!

^ Good idea! Sadly my brain melts at 2 plains an hour....

^ I invent... The James and Emma joiner! It merges Emma and James minds to create the ultimate friend!

< OOOH! People like plain!

PLUS. What’s with this new list system?

v huh? What’s with it?

^ List system? Where? Have I missed something?

< Or just forgotten something?

v Ah! Oh yeah, and invent.

^ I invent...: the BRAIN MOLDER!

it molds you brain to make it smart...

looks like i need one as the list system was just me pressing 'outline' instead of 'Standard'

< Mmmmmmmmmm Brain googler...

sorry ill make more plains soonige

v any ideas?

PLUS. INVENT!

^ Err, I'll combine the two! The storyline maker! Press a button and it comes out with a storyline to suit any situation!

< I'm gonna press it now... 'Clunk clunk gurgle gurgle BRING! YOUR STORYLINE IS: Lenny tries to hold a gun to the doctor so that he doesn't have to wash his car and gets his head stitched back on his body anyway. The doctor points out that he has no fingers to pull the trigger, so Lenny tries to do a runner. Except he has no legs.

v INVENTYYY!

^< YAY! thats so cool!

^ ok its the sprorknife knife, fork and spoon! (i know thats already been invented but eh.

< my avatar makes me feel ill

v what should my avatar be?

^ What is it right now, anyway?

< My graphics settings are particularly dark, so I can't make some things out.

v ANSWER ME! ARGH!

^ is a creepy flower... and now my friend jack spinning around and around and...

< eh i feel ill

v make a webcomic! and post it!

^ No.

< Urrgh... been waiting so long for fantabulous piece of kit from ebuyer. And then what? It doesn't work with my computer.

v Should I throw it across the room and destroy £290 worth of equipment?

^ Sell it again!

< Feels slightly out of it... not quite there...

v Do you ever get this feeling?

^ Yup. Right now I want to chuck a very expensive piece of equipment across the room.

< But yippy-kay-aye-ay, the batteries have fully charged.

v Huzzah.

^ yay!

< Batteries for what...?

v And this is the part where i ask a question, innit?

^I think so

>is wondering where the down one of the ^ is

Where is the oposite of the ^?

^ The letter 'v'

< Yay, i helped someone.

v Got it?

^yeah..

>I feel like such a fool

v that was really rather obvious wasnt it

^ Yes.

< looks like sick today

v ahh! look a sandwich... could it be jimi? who knows.

^ Really don't know what you're talking about.

< Waiting to hear from new job. Waiting somewhat impatiently as it's been a couple days now.

v What do you do for a living or study (as some are students)?

^ Currently between jobs. Jobs are avioding me like crazy!

< Must. Find. Job.

v Umm... same question as ^.

^ i'm a student, students dont have jobs

>my lighter has no gas

v Whats a good question?

^ Oh.

< is broken inside

v Mmmm.... invent!

^ sure, could you hold my beer while i get it out?

>I have lots of food

v would you like some food?

^ Yes. I be quite hungry as it is...

< Mmmm thanks MrRquotes

v Do you want a drink in return?

^ Ahh thanks,

> My beer had just run out too

v Do you smoke?