^ pc

< is moron

v veg vs fruit

^ fruit. Mmmm apple pie...

< GOOSE!

v zepperlin or hot air balloon?

^ zepperlin because it's a funnier word

< contemplates food

v food vs warm duvet

^ food.

< [POST LOST]

< oH nO! CAPSLOCK!

V fOOD OR dRINK?

^food

<

v ketchup vs mayo

^ ketchup

< goose lost

v mouse or meese?

^ meese

< .......grrrr........why is the fridge so far away?

v Igloos or iceburgs?

^ Ig.

< LOOO!

v kanga or roo?

^ Roooooooooo is cuter

< Piglet & Eeyore

v Piglet vs Eeyore?

^ piglet, for he is filled with piggy goodness

< pink is ***magical*** and also rather evil

v blue or red?

^ blue!

< Mmm, Zheep....

v Zheeep or sheeep?

^ Neither, Sheeple

< Is happy today

v Happy or sad?

^ Happy

< Needs new clothes.
< Has been wearing the same top for two months. (Obviously washing it over night though.)

v HAs your wardrobe been blessed with clothing?

^My wardrobe is indeed full of clothing, unfortunatly it's not mine. As I have few clothes and my sister has many, she has comandeered my free wardrobe space.

< Should be working
< Hates coursework

v Coursework or exams?

^ Exams, they don't waste your time. But then again, coursework because you don't have the stress of revision...

< Found a cigar in the fridge.

v Favourite subject?

^ English, all we do is tell amusing stories and hear our teacher rant about the evilness of cats.

< Has stolen Aunt's slippers because got blisters and only had one pair of shoes.

< Spent the weekend at Aunt's. Got birthday present! Woot!

< Will be completely crippled tomorrow for school :/

v Slippers or socks?

^Slippers, too much broken glass and sharp stuff on the floor round here for socks

< Really should be working

v Looking forward to Monday?

^ Hell yes. Who wouldn't. Another whole week of school, detentions and homework. Who could ask for more?

< Is _not_ looking forward to Monday.

v Do you enjoy school?

^ Ocasionally.

< Is advoiding planner and ICT homework

v Ict vs Art

^ Well, we didn't really have ICT when I was at school (although we did have a big thingy at uni which printed Os and Xs), so I guess art.

< My computer is slowly dying and laughing at me for trying to install new hardware.

v This is not a versus question.

^ I am glad

< Feet are still sore, but warm at least I have warm tootsies in my stolen slippers.

v Giraffes or Kangaroos?

^ Kangaroos can bounce much highness. Giraffes don't need to bounce, as they are much highness anyway. Giraffes are much highnesser than kangaroos in the first instance so therefore the answer is toast.

< Plains!

v This yet again is not a versus question. Please hold. *Light music*

^ *Puts down phone*

< Duvet is helping keep tootsies warm.

v Picture frames?

^ Quite.

< Sanwich is sandwich without a 'd'.

< And for my next trick, I'm not going to add in a 'v'!

v

^

<

v Kleptomania

^

<

v

[/vow of silence]

^

<

v

[/is not breaking said vow]

^ .

< !

< , ...

v . ?

^ £

< $

v *wonders how to get euro sign*

^ Mnrrgh.

< Mnrrrgh.

v Mnrrgh.

[I broke the vow of silence but I didn't say anything intelligible]

^

<

v

[Am returning to something that resembles silence.]

v

>

^

[Vow of reverseness]

v^

><

^v

[vow of cofusedness]

^ !&%$£*(&£

< %$")("*%&"

v ")£($*#?£$

[vow of cartoon swearing]

^ *stares*

< *nods*

v *claps*

*vows*

^ *Die*

< *Sit*

v *Crap*

[/verbs]

^ 1

< 2

v 3

[numbers]

^ Akward

< Akward

v Akward

[Akward]

^ __________ but _________ __________, and ____________.

< ____________!

v __________ vs. ____________?

[/blankety blank]

^ small.

< minute.

v tiny.

MINITURE

^ giant

< huge

v monsterous
[/rather large]

^... There's not really anything to repliy to there...
<is confused as to how this all got started.
<is afraid that she has missed out on some inside joke.
v could you explain to me why we are all typing in random and odd ways?


[/Invisableness]

^ jopdsjfoidhgksjhnfl

<sugfkajhdflshadopfhsa

v ldhlksdjhfopshdflk

[nonsense]

^Oh ho!

<Wants to buld a Tesla Coil

V Are your pantaloons in a bunch?

^ Concidering it sounds like something a baloon wears, no.

< mmm... helium

v look no grammer

[/confusion]

^ Confused

< In Pain

v Kleptomania?

^ Klepto who and what now?

< Should probably know more long words than he does now.

v If voices responds, what's aliceblue? If she doesn't, what's toilet paper for again?

^ Is that supposed to mean something to me?

< Is lost

v Morons vs Plebs