^ Morebs.

< Is pleb some kind of offensive where you're from for a poor person? Like plebian?

v Where are you from, anyway?

^ I am from Stafford, but Lei is from The Rhine (presumably Germany)

< Doesn't want my profile to show most posts in games

v How are you today?

^ I'm good.

< What's wrong with Games? My profile shows that I have posted 61% of my posts here, and I only became addicted to Games after the fall of a certain Cult.

v Where have you posted most?

^ morons, it takes more to change a light bulb so obviosly there are more around

> only 2 of my3 lightbulbs are working

v how many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

^ What if the lightbulb wishes not to change?

< Ah, lightbulb jokes...

v ... and now?

^ I'm from Norfolk, but the Rhine sounds better as it fits in with my general siren profile (Lorelei was the siren of the rhine)

< Has posted almost all of posts in games because it's more fun

v What's your favourite colour? (I have lost my inventive streak)

^ black
< I'm a mosher
v are you a mosher

^ No, I'm a metalhead

< Needs help with German stuff

v What is a 'mosher' anyway. That's the first time I've ever herad someone describe themselves as one.

^ I think moshing is supposed to be slow-mo headbanging. Can't see quite how that works.

< Fast motion would be funnier, everything always looks funnier in fast motion.

v Vs. vs. vs?

^vs definately

< I understood that moshing was what you do in circle pits, but these people are generally rockers, metalheads, Goths or skaters. I have not heard of them reffering to themselves as moshers. Plus I doubt LT has been in any real pits.

v Your quote of the day.

^ Where's me washboard?

< Yup, I've been reliving The Fast Show.

v Favourite comedy programme?

^ 'Who's line is it anyway?'

< jkefg...

v eiugh98?

^gheirnte?

> this is getting rather wandering

v eatting tuna or evil dolphin?

^ tuna

< likes dogs

v do you like dogs?

^ No, I'm allergic

< Is beating friend in minesweeper flags.

< He beat me at chequers

v which one do you prefer?

^ The who and what now?

< I can kinda play chess...

< I think chess is one of those things you don't forget. After about three years of not playing, my mate challenged me to a game (he plays all the time) and somehow I still got him into check. Plus I take an age over every move.

v Yaharablegee?

^ Quite

< Kangaroos

<HALF TERM!

v Happy?

^ About what exactly?

< Oh great, this means kids running about all over the streets, doesn't it?

v Mnooren. (adjective, mun-oor-un).

^ Whooooooooom? i shall use that word,

< WHOOOOOOO! HALF TERM!!!

v did any of our inventions come of use?

^ Yes, all of them

< I'm going to Salzburg today ^-^

< Moshing is when you're in a crowd at a gig/concert and you get like, really vibed by the music, and the crowd forms a 'pit' where everyone generally runs around and runs into people and stuff... I've dont it before at a Taking Back Sunday gig ^-^

v Do you like Taking Back Sunday?

^ Hummmm,

< MMmmmmmmmmmmm......... weeekeeennndd......

v are you enjoying your weekend so far?

^ Hell yeah!

< Has 2 new skirts

< Has new school shoes

< Has seen Wallace and Grommit!

v Have you seen Wallace and Grommit?

^ Yes.

< Needs new clothes.

v Favourite piece of clothing you own?

^ New black punkyfish jacket

< Kellogs!

v Got milk?

^ Yes.

< Shreddies!

v Favourite cereal?

^ Rice Krispies

< Twix!

v twix?

^ Quite so.

< Perhaps even potato and biscuits.

v Pobiscuits and tato?

^ Biscuits and potatoes? Both are good. Carbs are good.

< Very hungry now
<Wants chipotle
< Hates waiting

v Patient or no?

^ Prefer to be a patient then a doctor

<
I apologise for my reaction, as it will undoubtably offend people, but BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
Okay, I'm done now. (That was by the way, my reaction to someone suggesting that TBS were something that you could mosh to)

v Yay! Causing random offence.

^ Indeed.

< I'm tapping my feet to some music and my dog is getting over excited at the strange up and down movement my leg is making. She is now growling and attempting to eat my foot.

v Do you have a dog? And if so, does he/she get hyper for no reason?

^ No, but i had a cat that would frequently pounce on nothing.

< Finally got around to getting my licence.

v Have you got your licence?

^ no..

< Cats and dogs... laalallalaaaa

v can you remember your first pet?

^ Yes. A hamster called Hecter.

< Has a whole history of hamsters in the family.

v Do you have any pets?

^ two cats called Hope and Grace.

< OOOOOhhh 11:00 hours

v what time is it.... NOW!?

^ 23:02.

< Used to have lots and lots of clocks
< Had all her clocks taken away from her

v Do you _need_ a clock to function properly?

^ Ummm, yeah i suppose its handy

<....................................12
...............................11....../...1
...........................10 ..\..../.........2
..........................9.... ..\./............3
...........................8. .....|..........4
..............................7.... 6.....5

Is now 11:05 (well was... it took me a while to do...)

v what time is it.. NOW???

^ 23:12

< mmmm cake.
<Likes carrot cake.

v What is your favourite type of cake?

^ butterscotch or chocolate.

< Mmmmmmmmm

v Whats your favourate drink?

^ Orange juice, or Malt Star.

< Has to show ID on busses now...

v Do you have to show ID on busses?

^ dont have to. OYSTER AWAY!!

< *pokes oyster card*

v do you have one?

^ No. I got the application a couple of months ago. I think it got lost inside the piano.

< Is very warm... or toasty! (because it's a fun word)

v Are you warm?

^ nope. Im quite chilly... Brrrr.

< LOOK! --->

v huh? what? what is it?

^ Don't do that to me ¬_¬

< Looks too often

v Can you resist to look when there's someone looking right above your shoulder?

^ look emma a spider!

< HAhahahahaaa

v sorry

^ Has caused me to not put my feet on the floor just in case a spider is there.

< Has lots of slugs in her house at night.

v Is your house slug proof?

^ i live in a flat so its normaly ok.

< OH GOD!! ITS EATING MY FEEETT...... *slug crawls away*

v help meee

^ *Flies to the rescue*

< Can fly.

v Can you?

^ no.. the slug ate my feet..

< could fly

v get the salt the SALT!!

^ Gets the beer instead

< Has pins and needles in her right foot.

v Needles vs. pins

^ pins...

< Slug... I STAB YOU!!

v get the thing off of me!