Oct 31 2005, 11:28 AM
< I'm trying to force a friend to buy a NES from eBay.
v So far I think it's working.
Oct 31 2005, 10:06 PM
< Has never sucessfully bidded and won on ebay...
v isn't that sad?
Oct 31 2005, 10:16 PM
^ Yes. Not sad like 'haha', but sad like 'boohoo'.
< Oooh, my voice has gone funny now because of my cough.
< Sounds now like her voice is breaking.
v Has your voice broken?
Oct 31 2005, 10:21 PM
^ Well, duh.
< Is scared the hell out by Oscar's new av.
v Do you get random aches and pains?
Oct 31 2005, 10:22 PM
^ Yes. Today the left hand side of my neck started throbbing horribly inside. o_O
< Itchy arm.
v Mint, anyone?
Oct 31 2005, 10:24 PM
^ As in do I want a mint, or do I want to make a mint, or are my eBay auctions in mint condition?
< The phrase 'Do you get random aches and pains was actually a subliminal message. Try and find the subliminalness.
v Err, as above.
Oct 31 2005, 11:58 PM
^ You get random aches and pains
< Feels pains?
< Isnt good at subliminal messages
< Is angry
v What do you do when you're angry?
Nov 1 2005, 02:45 AM
^ eat cake! Cake is a happy food!
< that sounded quite retarded
< has no parties to go to on Halloween
v what did you do/are you doing for halloween
uninspired pizza guy
Nov 1 2005, 03:23 AM
^ Did have party, did get drunk, did trick or treat, dont remember a whole lot.
< Has nasty headache from headbutting the wall.
v Er... same as above.
Nov 1 2005, 04:30 PM
^ sat at home and watched 'the tale of two sisters' which i recomend to any of you thill seekers out there.
(note the bleeding of the legs.. WHoooooo)Review
v don't you want to see it now?
Nov 1 2005, 06:32 PM
^ already seen it. Muaha.
< Was completely confused by the film.
< Got her friend who saw it in Korean to explain it.
<Was still baffled.
v Peach vs. Nectarine?
Nov 1 2005, 06:43 PM
^ Erm... peacherine?
< No one's gotten 'Do you get random aches and pains' yet?
v How's about if I put it this way: 'Do you get random aches and pains?
Nov 1 2005, 06:49 PM
< This, is BBC7. The 99p Challenge!
v Wizards or Dwarfs? (Not in a game or anything, just on a general basis)
Nov 1 2005, 07:34 PM
^ Dwarfs! If they don't dance a merry dance you can kick 'em!
< Or is that leprichauns I'm thinking of?
v Have you ever met a leprichaun?
Nov 1 2005, 07:42 PM
^ Yes. Plenty'a time, to be sure, to be sure!
< Is swimming around in THE pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
v Do you own a pot of gold that happens to be conveniently placed at the end of a rainbow?
Nov 1 2005, 08:06 PM
< Has two tickets to see MCR on Thursday that must be sold.
< Doesn't like MCR.
v Do you want to buy them?
Nov 1 2005, 09:44 PM
^ oh god no! heh heh
< Hates 'my chemical romance'
v do you?
Nov 1 2005, 09:49 PM
^ With a passion.
< Is drinking soup.
v Mug vs Bowl?
Nov 1 2005, 09:50 PM
^ mug, for many things
v films vs books
Nov 1 2005, 09:54 PM
^ Books. No, films. No books. Books, definately.
< May call Oscar 'Sir Oscar'
v Do you like staplers?
Nov 1 2005, 10:12 PM
^ i do think stapler-guns are fun...
< sould never be allowed to touch one though..
v are you dangerous with staplers?
Nov 1 2005, 10:15 PM
^ No. I just rip the staples apart or hook them together.
< Yum, satsuma.
v Tea, anyone?
Nov 1 2005, 10:16 PM
^ ooh! delightfull!
< sips tea
v quite so, quite so. Nice weater we're having
Nov 1 2005, 11:08 PM
^ Rather spiffing out, isn't it?
< Does anyone else feel that disappointing sensation after ripping apart some staples, like you've just broken your entire existence into two, or is that just me?
v And then do you have to try to put them back together in order to affix your life and achieve satisfaction and piece of mind?
Nov 2 2005, 04:03 PM
^ really? - no.. no i never get that.
< is going to get a hair-cut..... ahh.... NOW!
v do you have long-ish hair?
Nov 2 2005, 04:04 PM
^ Well, I'm not sure. According to my mirror I do, but according to a webcomic, I don't.
< I'm not sure who to believe.
v Speaking of which, back to the sentence 'Do you get random aches and pains'. Can you find the hidden message? (Try reading up)
Nov 2 2005, 04:29 PM
^ could it be... 'make more plains?'
< is wrong
v am i?
Nov 2 2005, 06:47 PM
^ It's actually make pains, which is as close as I could get to make plains.
v Have you followed the hidden message?
Nov 2 2005, 08:20 PM
^ well, kind of... 6 in two weeks is... alright yes? no...
< sorry, will make more... after H/W is out of the way...
v grr to homework! GRR! I SAY!
Nov 2 2005, 08:24 PM
^ 'don't do it!' I say, DON'T DO IT!
< Has just completed expert minesweeper!!!
v Solitaire vs. minesweeper?
Nov 2 2005, 08:26 PM
^ Oh come on, Minesweeper deffo.
< did i just say 'deffo'? OH GOD I NEVER SAY THAT I SWEAR!
v do you? Did you? Did... SHE? *points to randomer*
Nov 2 2005, 08:30 PM
^ she did indeed
< my speakers are falling off the shelf because they are tunred up to loud and they are vibrating
v In no-man's land god only knows, into jaws of death we gooooo Name the song
Nov 2 2005, 08:33 PM
^ Dance of Death - Iron Maiden.
< Is conquering her own class and converting them from the terrors of AAR to Placebo. Heehe.
v Millions of peaches, Peache for me, Millions of peaches, Peaches for freee... name the song.
Nov 2 2005, 10:57 PM
^ Err, after google turned up nothing, Jimi takes matters into his own hands and... guesses. Is it, 'Peach Speech' by Leech Bleach?
< It was a good guess...
v Into the flood again, same old trip it was back then... so I made a big mistake, try to see it once my way... Name the song
Nov 3 2005, 09:32 AM
^ Alice in Chains - Would
< IATB was wrong, it was Iron Maiden - Paschendale
v The serpent is crawling inside of your ear
He says must vote for what you want to hear
Don't matter what's wrong as long as you're alright
So pull yourself stupid and rob yourself blind. Name the song
Nov 3 2005, 05:03 PM
^ er... i have no idea...
< has no ideas
v I'm gonna fight 'em all
A nation army couldn't hold me back
They're gonna rip it off
Taking their time right behind my back
Nov 3 2005, 05:39 PM
^ I love the way you changed it so the name isn't in the lyrics.
I'm gonna fight 'em all
A 7 nation army couldn't hold me back
They're gonna rip it off
Taking their time right behind my back
< Have you any idea how dull it is to write about Stoke-on-Trent?
v Have you run your fingers down the wall/ have felt you neck skin crawl, when you're searching for the light? You know the drill
Nov 3 2005, 05:40 PM
^ They're lyrics aren't they?
< Is talking to ex.
< Probably likes ex again.
v Relationship or Tigers?
Nov 3 2005, 05:43 PM
^ Tigers, they are easier to kill clowns with
< Has developed the guide to killing clowns.
1) Hit them in face with axe. This will knock them off their unicycle
2) Hit them in head with sledgehammer. This will kill them.
Note: This is the only way to kill clowns, do not try any other ways, up to and including drowning in hay.
v Dwarfs or Dwarves?
Nov 3 2005, 05:48 PM
< Like way to kill clowns
Nov 3 2005, 06:59 PM
^ Kanga and Roo from Winnie the Pooh!!
< Has a horrible cold.
< Had much oreo/coke fun on the train today.
v normal coke vs. diet coke?
Nov 3 2005, 09:55 PM
^ I don't like coke...
v We chase misprinted lies, we face the path of time. And yet I fight, and yet I fight this battle all alone... No one to cry to, no place to call home... - Great song. Name it!
Nov 3 2005, 09:59 PM
^ alice in chains - Nutshell
< Played the 'booga' game on the train today and got several funny looks.
< Also talked to people about the colour of their underwear.
v What colour is your underwear right now?
Nov 3 2005, 10:00 PM
^ You expect me to remember?
< Doesn't remember stuff.
v Remember stuff?
Nov 3 2005, 10:02 PM
^ It depends whether it's 'important' or not. My judgement of 'important' tends to differ from most others.
< Is making a movie about WW1
v Which year do you think WW3 will be?
Nov 3 2005, 10:55 PM
^ I don't know when it will start, but it will end on Augest 24, 2042, at 12:56 Eastern Daylight Savings Time
< Decided long ago that is when the world will end.
v Have you ever heard of Taylor Ham?
uninspired pizza guy
Nov 4 2005, 03:57 AM
^ no, never.
< Wonders about this ham guy...
Nov 4 2005, 10:50 AM
^ The edible kind, yes.
< Spam chopped pork and ham!
v Cham spopped hork and pam?
Nov 5 2005, 10:58 PM
^ no.. thats just tooooo spamed up...
< spammerdy spam!
Nov 6 2005, 02:17 PM
^ Spamed (v, spay-umd) To recieve spame.
< Spame (v, spaym) To kick someone in the arse wearing football boots. Look, Johnny has just been spamed!
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