I don't really expect any reponse to this thread, I just think its nice.
My sister bought me this off ebay recently. I'm into anything to do with Eeyore (From Winnie the Pooh) and she bought me a little book of Eeyore quotes, and its just so damn cute, I wanted to share. He's so sad
"When someone says "How-do-you-do," just say that you didn't"
"When your house has quite disappeared, you mustn't complain. You still have all that snow to do with what you like."
"They're funny things, accidents. You never have them till you're having them."
"When your tail is missing, remember that you have every right to mope"
"Having your missing tail recovered is all well and good, but remember that it will have to be reattached. With a hammer and nail"
"Its bad enough being miserable, but it is even worse when everyone else claims to be miserable too"
"Sitting on thistles doesn't do them any good. Takes all the life out of them"
"Use caution when standing by the riverbank, minding your own business. you might get bounced into the water"
"I don't hold with all this washing. This modern 'behind the ears' nonsense"
I could go on, but I won't