Steam trains - makes a great noise. And without them children's books wouldn't be able to contain the sentence: ""Choo Choo" went the train"

Sticky or Slippery?

EDIT: Curses! Double post!

Slippery- sticky things are so annoying when they stick to you, slippery stuff can be fun!

Fat or thin?

DEpends... Fat and Happy, or Fat and sad? Thin and happy, or thin and sad?

I choose: Fat and happy...

Television or music?

Music - TV rots my mind

Sausage & Egg or Bacon & Egg

Bacon & Egg. Only because I am picky about my sausages. I don't like, what I call, "squeaky sausages". It's all because of the skin, I think, but some of them have a horrible outer texture upon my teeth.

Anyhoo...

15cm ruler or 30cm ruler?

Ooo, that's hard, because you can get some really cute 15cm rulers, but 30cm ones are soo much more practical. So I'm going to go with 30cm.

Bill or Ben?

Ben. Flob-a-dob.

Pinky or Perky?

Perky

Pinky or The Brain?

the brain

Monkeys or Apes?

monkeys.

long hair or short hair?

hmmm... long hair... on girls.

Kit or Kat ?

Kit. Its a proper word, while Kat is just cat spelled in a really 'Kool' way.

Forever or Never?

Forever

Now or Then?

Now

To be or not to be?

To be

Spam, or not to spam?

Spam

Breakfast or Dinner

Breakfast. No matter what time of day, breakfast is always best.

Marmite or Marmots?

Marmite!!!

Peanut butter or normal butter?

normal butter...

orange soda, or grape soda?

Grape

Birds or Lizards?

Birds

typewriter or pencil?

Pencil

gummy Bears. or Gummy worms?

Gummy bears. It's way too much fun Biting their heads off...

Video games OR computer games?

Ummm....
Hmmm....
What's the difference?

Computer games.

CDs as frisbees or CDs as coasters.

I think that she meant games that you play on the computer, or games that you play on PS or PS2 or something like that...

CDs as frisbees. Yay.

CTRL+ALT+DEL or that windows button thingy.

Heh... Ctrl + Alt + Del....

Fact or Fiction?

^what she said

Fiction, fact's are too depresing sometimes.

Canned vegatables OR fresh vegatables?

Fresh, they just taste better.

Yarn or hand job?

Eh?

Um, yarn, whatever that is. I presume you mean that string like stuff. Annnyyywaaays.

Procrastination or Work?

Ooh... that is a hard one. I'm going to go out on a limb here, and say 'Work'. But only because, during the whole procrastination period, all you think about is what you should be doing.

Little Bear
or
Bare Little

Little Bear

This is a hard one...
Busted or Mcfly?

Busted... We don't have to worry about them anymore...

Giving or Taking?

Giving. You can always take. Giving is much more rare, and therefore, more precious...

Aardvarks or Anteaters?

Aardvarks, their name is more interesting.

Mongooses or Meercats?

@_@Meercats are mere cats!@_@

mongoose - that used to be my nick name for some reason

all work no play
or
all play no work

Hmm, that's tricky 'cause all play and no work wouldn't be any good if you had no money or food as a consequence.. Still, I'll choose the latter

mice gnawing on your toes or woodpeckers attacking your head?

Woodpeckers... I have a thick skull and your feet are the most sensitive part of your body

Sneeze or Hiccup?

sneeze.. Hiccups are just annoying..

coca-cola or pepsi?

Pepsi.

World domination by George Bush
or
World domination by Tony Blair

Umm... aren't they the same thing?

But if I had to choose, Tony Blair: At least he doesn't say its God's Will.

Fireworks or Firemen?

Fireworks, they make fun, pretty lights.

Fundamentals of Computer Science or Spanish 101?

Spanish.

Gummy bears (Cartoon) or Carebears?

Gummy Bears (Cartoon). Because a) I remember watching it more often, and b) It is so overly, sickeningly cutesy.

Rupert the Bear
or
Teddy Ruxpin

Rupert

In ear or on ear headphones?

I bearly remember that show, but I do know I both watched and loved it, so I downloaded the theme tune. In 5 different languages and an Acapella version. Its that good.

In ear headphones: They're lighter to carry around, and its easier for more than one person to listen through them.

Pigs or Dogs?

Pigs all the way man. I mean, sure I love dogs and all that, but you don't pigs all so much and so they are more special.

MSN search or Google?

Google. All the way. No contest.

*has a look at MSN Search for the first time ever*

Google.


Butter or Margarine ?

Margarine. Butters too thick.

Daffodils (sp?) or sunflowers?

Sunflowers - for they provide tasty seeds for many birds and animals, like the Crimson Rosella and the Russian Dwarf Hamster, respectively.

Milk that is two days out of date.
or
Meat that is two days out of date.