Kiss.

Girlfriend or Boyfriend?

Girlfriend... please find me one.

Pressing space several times
or
The tab key

The tab key is more useful. As in Alt+Tab. The time that must have saved me when I didn't have a mouse.

MSN or Yahoo?

MSN. Yahoo only provide a 3 year old (ish, ancient regardless of exactly how old) version for BSD based operating systems so I can't do video or audio with it. IRC is better still though.

Mongooses or Meercats?

Mongooses (or mongeese?!)

Crunchy peanut butter or smooth peanut butter?

Crunchy.

strawberry or grape jelly?

Strawberry.

Unreal Tournament or Quake?

UT. Just because.

Evian, or Evanglion?

wings-I wanna FLY

Windows or doors

Doors, 'cause then I can escape and go somewhere with both.

Pens or pencils?

Pencils are so much more fun to chew don't you think?

ctrl+alt+del or esc?

esc. I guess - CTRL + ALT + DELETE just restarts XDM, which is pretty useless most of the time...I prefer the 'killall' command.
(Apologies to Windows people. )

SMS or email?

E-mail.

Law and Order or CSI?

CSI, it's the only one I've seen but it sucks.

(It's scary that Mike is still looking at this topic while I'm typing)

Tennis or Badmington?

badminton

or

, its smilier.

Trees or ponds? (If you had to live in one or the other.)

Trees. Respect the trees, man!

beer or wine?

Wine. Beer is horrid.

Emoticon Cat
>^..^<

or

Emoticon Snail
@/''

Snail, the cat has 4 ears.

Me

or

You

They are whiskers!



Me. I know me better.
"Come in; and know me better, man!"

Anyway...

Electric Oven
or
Gas Oven

Gas Oven

the Matrix or Animatrix

Animatrix, because it didn't have an utter let down of an ending with ever more ridiculous CG crap.

Chairs or ceilings?

Ceilings


bloody or damn (when used in a sentence)

geez that's a tough one. but i'd have to say

Bloody. Just because it's closer to saying freakin' which is what i most often use.

Breakfast or Brunch?

Brunch.

Warm or cool?

Cool

Weebl or Bob

Bob, cos he is less evil.

Sattelite or cable?

I think you get more choice with sattelite.

Stealing or hurting

Stealing because it is purely material, and you aren't causing obvious pain. Maybe. Sometimes. Hmm... I'll get my SWAG bag.

Newspapers or Magazines

Magazines. More expensive but also more specific.

Up or down?

down-great song

flip or well.. non-flip phone

Non-flip.

Sliders or dials?

Sliders. I loooooove White Castle.

Catholic or Protestant?

Protestant. Any reasoning or further discussion will probably result in a religious flame-war throughout the forum, so it ends here.

Next:
Grapefruit or Kumquat ?

Grapefruit.

4 or S? (don't ask)

4-I'm better at math than English

Showers or Baths

Showers. Whats the point of washing if you sit in the dirt you've just washed off.

Rain or wind?

Rain cools without necessarily being cold. Wind makes rain cold.

Rain.

Pixar or Dreamworks?

Pixar.

Brush or comb?

Comb... brushes are tangly.

Gandalf or Saruman?

Gandalf.

Mario or Wario?

Wario (MUAHAHA)

Anyway... Bowlers or Trilbys

Bowlers.

Han Solo or Indiana Jones?

Indiana Jones


Legolas of Mirkwood or Prince Paris of Troy?

Prince Paris of Troy

Pizza or Chinese food?

Pizza. I like Chinese, but I would still rather have Pizza.

Ham & Pineapple or Pepperoni Feast ?

Er.... Pepperoni feast. Have no idea what you are talking about

The horrible truth or not knowing your life is mostly a fabrication.

Not knowing yout life is mostly a fabrication.
Most people would say 'horrible truth', but i'd much rather be happy than suicidal.
I know myself well enough, and i just assume that out there in the dark, there aren't any boogymen, and i'd rather not know if there were some out to get me.


Sour cream and onion or mesquite barbecue?

Sour Cream and Onion.

Ruffles or plain?

Ruffles - easier to catch the dip.


(If you had to move to one of them: )
Japan or Russia?